That's recording and that is on. Ah f***
Ow.
Ah, I Just whacked my head on the cupboard above the camera.
That really hurt... If I'm slightly inco-- incoherent in this video...
I mean it wouldn't be anything different to usual, but let's say that's why... Lockdown hair update! I am developing
these things under my ears, which is a new situation. I'll tuck those back in... Anyway, today
we're gonna be looking at some more weird stuff from Wish. In my last one
I bought stuff from strange wish adverts that everyone was getting, but surprise surprise!
Since I bought the creepy teeth and the Nicolas Cage pants, surprisingly, they're not advertising to me anymore.
They're like: "We finally got that creepy customer that wants to buy this stuff!" Today
we're gonna go off what the wish website just recommends to me, based on my last purchase history, which was a pretty f***ed-up
basket... And I'm gonna review each item and see if it lived up to the picture.
I did this shopping in the strange point between Christmas and New Year
Do you know when you make questionable life choices because you're in a strange time void? Which actually is what lockdown feels like, isn't it?
We're just in a perpetual Christmas/New Year gap. So lets have a look at what was recommended. The first thing on the homepage was...
The Nicolas Cage pants. As if one pair wasn't enough. I should get 7 pairs, one for every day of the week.
But now they're 20% off.
Then some giant playing cards. Or are these just really tiny people? You ever think about that? A giant bread?
I wacked that right in my basket.
I have a thing for oversized foods and that baguette looks well cozy, however
none of the packages that arrived were the size of this, so I'm dubious about the size of this baguette...
...not the first time I've said that. Fish bag earrings, cute, but not that weird.
Also my ears arent pierced and I'm not gonna do it for this video.
But then also tickling my oversized food needs was this burrito blanket. 77 pounds down to seven,
This one was a steal and I'm just excited to be a human burrito. I think it's the next level of existence.
So, whacked that in the hat.
This is some kind of outdoor pee bucket. I'm gonna pass on that one. Is that person peeing off the Grand Canyon?
I don't think that's legal.
Either way, I didn't get it. Next is this kind of weird looking magic sand. It excited me,
it went in my pot. Two things that have full demonetization or maybe channel deletion.
Next on the list was this giant fish. I was very tempted, but I feel like my allegiance
is with the baguette. Next was a jazzy toilet light, straight in the basket.
If youre not a fan of spiders, look away now because the next one was
"april fool's day halloween spider prank wooden scary box play toy gift prop". They look horrified. It came in economy or high quality
version. I've splashed out guys. I forgot about this.
Did I order this? I ordered this! "Nicolas Cage magic pillow reversible sequined pillow cover".
I don't know why, there's so much Nicolas Cage stuff on wish, but this one really spoke to me. I had to own it.
I need it. What's with all the penis stuff?
Right next to the x-rated item was this really cute retro wooden musical box.
Added that, so you can see how musical it is. What is this?
Do I want to put it on my neck?
No.
Am I going to, for the sake of YouTube?
Probably. Into the basket.
So that was all my shopping. Before we open the packages and while I'm still browsing on my laptop,
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so a load of packages arrived back in january and they've just been sat in my wardrobe and I completely forgot about this video
'til I moved a towel and was like, "Oh, yeah
i should probably film that" I'm gonna open them in a random order like last time. I immediately know what this is.
Is this the baguettes?
Yes! Oh my god.
I am actually speechless. That is a massive baguette.
I'm just thinking about the most epic sandwich I could make with this. It's pretty soft.
It's like one of those anime body pillows.
Not that I've ever owned one of those, but maybe this has the same purpose,
but for people who are sexually attracted to carbs, like me. It's a bit thin, I'd like more padding in my baguette,
I think. To make it a bit more girthy. Oh, that's actually really nice.
I might actually not kidding, use this as my new pillow. It's so soft.
Five out of five.
Brilliant star. It can sit there for the rest of the video. Right,
we've got high horses to fill now, or whatever metaphor that is. Next one! Little square box. Oh
It's the music box. This is cute. Look at the detail on it. "Graceful Majesty makes me miss you"
Imagine if this makes the worst sound possible, like loads of screaming cats. Here we go.
Aww, It's the spirited away theme.
I'm gonna cry. It's hit me right in the ghibli feels. I'm so impressed with that.
Is this gonna be another video were I give everything 5 out of 5?
I just feel like my ratings are too high. Honestly, for what it is, I'm gonna give that a 5.
What are you doing in my letterbox? Oh, low points already for packaging. Yes, I'm wearing my pajamas,
stop judging me. How much sticky tape did you need, guys? I've gained access to the lid. Looks like blue sand
sounds like blue sand. Do I dare give it a sniff? Oh...
Oh, oh this smells like every chemical in the world is having a disco in there. And now I give it a lick
No, I do value my life. I've got myself a little glass.
I'm gonna pour it in because that's what they were doing in the picture,
i think. I think it's something, something to do with water. I don't know what.
Oh! That is exciting. I don't know what's happening, but I'm into it.
What?! It's like the water is turning the sand into some kind of alien life-form. So, I just whack it all in?
Whoa! I feel like this should be in some billionaires art collection. Hit me up terrence. What happens if I touch it?
God, no. Phil! Do I ever learn?
Science.
Water displacement? I guess I deserved to film the rest of the video with a wet crotch.
This doesn't make sense, but it feels dry underwater.
No!
What the frick? This is actual witchcraft. I don't, I can't, I can't breathe. So the sand is obviously covered in something super waterproof,
so when it comes out of the water, it is dry. It's releasing some kind of sand
mist every time I do this, which I'm kind of scared to breathe....
Overall, I'm gonna give this a four.
I mean, the packaging was less than could be desired. It releases mystery steam and it does smell kind of bad.
However, the actual effect was cool and I haven't been that mind blown since interstellar. Cheers! We're gonna do this;
What are you? Oh, it's the toilet disco. "Product only works in the dark."
Looks like something you'd use for a medical test, for some reason. Where am I sticking this?
All right, put the batteries in and it is on the rim of the toilet. It's the middle of the night,
I'm going for a pee. Oh my god.
Wow, it's very demonic when it's red. Oh, it changes colours!
Okay? Disco in mytoilet! That- The actual thing hanging on the edge of the toilet is kind of ugly,
but I'm impressed by the colors. My pee will be technicolor forevermore!
Four stars! What we got here? What is this?
Ah! How did I prank myself? Are you kidding? How did I forget, in the ten minutes filming this?
It actually worked on me, but you'd have to open it pretty quickly, because otherwise you're gonna see the spider
before
it jumps. I thought because I went up the luxury one. I was gonna get useless box quality. This looks pretty basic to me.
So despite being a good little trick, I'm gonna give it three stars. What's next?
It's the burrito blanket. Oh, that's plush.
It's massive! Guys, I can actually fulfill my dream. Phil Lester is dead, Phil-reeto has risen.
This is everything I wanted my burrito fantasy to be. It's a bit thin. It's not gonna keep you warm at night.
It's also kind of fraying at the edges. So I'm gonna give it a strong four stars.
Got no idea what this is... Oh, no. It's the crystal neck thing.
It looks like a supermarket salmon container! "Apply the mask directly to the neck in summer"
I mean it's spring, so does that mean my neck is gonna fall off? Immerse it in hot water with a
temperature below 50 degrees for 5 seconds prior to applying to the neck. "Avoid contact
ocaus. Rinse immediately if brttation occurs. An increased bloodflow and resume natural young gloss." I'm gonna get a whole new neck outta this!
Oh, it's dripping all over me. On the plus side it smells nice. Right.
That texture is so gross. It's like a dead jellyfish. Okay. It's immediately less offensive now it's warm. Here we go. Oh
Oh, it's dripping down my top. I didn't make it warm enough. Now it's on, it feels quite nice, like a comforting scarf.
Well, it's still very slimy. No burning sensations yet. My hands smell nice,
I've almost gotten rid of the smell of the sand. It's actually quite a good look. Maybe this will be fashion 2023?
Just stick a gold thing on your neck? Right.
I'm gonna do some browsing and I'll check in in 20 minutes. " 20 minutes later."
Hi! It's gone from being warm and pleasant on my neck to a cold neck jellyfish. I'm free!
I'm comparing my neck skin to my face skin. It does feel a bit softer. I don't know.
I'm not gonna be repeating that process.
So, I guess we won't see if I've got the neck of a 7 year old in 20 days. 2 stars. Next up... What we got? What is this? Oh, its the...
It's eye is staring at me. It's the cushion cover. I thought it was a whole cushion. I'm slightly upset, but...
...moisturize me
You ready for this?
I don't think my nightmares have ever conjured something so terrifying, but also so incredible at the same time.
Whoa, I feel like I'm hurting Nicolas Cage. That is so good! Guys!
6 stars, it's happened. We're not gonna get better than this. I cannot leave that in my background forever. That is so cursed
There we go! Wish, it didn't disappoint for the second video in a row. If you want to see more of this, please
give me a thumbs up and I might order some more weird stuff.
Also,
remember to check out "Nord VPN" by clicking the link below if you want to get some money off.
And I will see you guys very soon. Goodbye!