Oh hey, what's that you say? You won't marry me because I'm an angry feminist? Oh, look at how
angry I am! Oh, darn! And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling
men! I guess I better learn how to be wifey material!
Hello there and welcome to today's episode of Why Do Men... No but really, why do they? So,
if you're wondering why I've changed, um... Basically, I filmed this whole video
and buggered up the audio, so I've had to refilm it, and I'd already returned
the costume I hired, so... Uh, this will have to do for today! But in fairness, I actually
think I would get married in this, so today I will be marrying myself. *hums wedding song*
You know, that's the only plot point I remember from 'Glee'. Oh, and a teenage pregnancy. Oh,
and all the stuff with 'he who shall not be named'. But yes, today's video will be
about marriage, specifically: what makes a woman 'marriage material', or 'marriageable' as some
of the manosphere channels say. Which, I don't think that's actually a word.
It doesn't sound right, does it? But then again, nothing about all this discourse is right- which
we will get into in a moment. But before we do, let me introduce myself. My name is Tara Mooknee,
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in the bridal party and I've said to her, "Cow, don't get with one of the groomsmen, you can do
so much better!" But when she's had a bit too much tequila, well... But, if you Like and Subscribe,
she might appear in the next video. So, before we shed our feminist scales and learn how to be
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So, you want to learn how to be marriage material, eh? I found a snippet from a podcast episode,
from a channel named Rich Cooper Clips; and he's a guy. "Wow!" That's it, he's a guy; but he's a guy
in the general sort of manosphere space. And on Google it says that he's 92 years old,
which doesn't seem right to me, unless he means in wisdom, because he's not a blue-pilled cuck. So,
he's written works such as 'The Unplugged Alpha- The No Bullshit Guide to Winning With Women And
Life', and just to read his Twitter bio: 'Unplug from a matrix of comforting lies, with cold, hard,
and uncomfortable truths on YouTube'. So, just straight out of the gate we've already
got some fat phobia here, and we've also got some transphobia.
"I've stopped buying from anyone that has 'woke' commercials. This has boosted
my personal finances and my mental well-being". "This reminded me of that time when Gillette said
men shouldn't be masculine because it was somehow bad." Was that what happened? I thought the
message was just 'don't sexually harass women'. I found a clip from one of his podcast episodes
where he and a bunch of buddies, uh, discuss why women can't get married anymore. Uh, it's- it's
a bunch of dudes; and yeah... It's a bunch of dudes. Shall we take a look?
"What should we kick off on the topic of delusion in- in 2021? Does anybody wanna-?"
"Well, Aaron was on quite an interesting show with some- some females-" FEMALES??
"But in this particular uh, episode, there are three gals, they're all in 30+ and uh, I asked
them like, "okay, do you want to get married, where does getting married rank in your priorities
today, and why aren't you married now?" And they're all attractive women, they're certainly-
there have been good men that have thrown themselves at their feet. But when you talk
to real live women, and you realize it isn't shtick, you know? The dating profiles we see,
like, oh, is that just the worst of the worst? It's like, no, you start getting a real baseline,
you put your finger on the pulse, you're like, this is real. Like, we've been pretty accurate
in women's disinterest um, in men". I love how he's like,
'when you speak to actual women'! "One guy was like, 'well me, my career,
my dogs'... Dogs, your freaking dogs!?" Oh, this is a personal call-out! Oh my god,
actually, that reminds me... "Yes, the dogs! It is the most cringey when people
refer to their dogs as their children! It's an indicator of demoralization and degeneration,
courtesy of postmodernism!" What in the Jordan Peterson is this? Before 'The Catcher In The
Rye' was published, people didn't love their dogs, and a particular moment I found really
funny is that um, another guy just pops in, three minutes into this four minute clip,
and his name is Rolo Chamassie. And Rolo, why are you so late? Rolo, you're a time cuck,
you got 'cucked by time' and that's why you're late! I don't think that was a very good joke,
but I'm going to keep it in, because these fellows do not like being called cucks!
"Women are surrounded by this tornado of misinformation and no one corrects them,
because we want to fuck them. So they are so far removed, because everyone will tell them
what they want to hear, because either guys want to fuck them, or governments want their votes,
or businesses want their money, and there was no getting through them! So there was-
it was uh, a very good bit of anecdotal evidence as to how disconnected the women of that age are."
And you know what they say, the best kind of evidence is... anecdotal evidence?
So that was just a little- a little starter, a little warm up; just, you know, get your palate,
you know, ready for the shit that I'm about to show you. Now, you might see this clip and think,
'oh look, there's a bunch of women! Isn't that great?' No it's not, it's a fucking train wreck.
"There are women out there that are marriageable, who are of that mindset,
you feel me? And that's all I want to say, is that like, you know, for n*gg*s that think that, oh,
if you think that marriage is even an option you're blue pill, ya know, I mean-"
"It's just, the- the thing is that like,
I mean- I mean, we had it-" "Most of these n*gg*s, they ain't made no
fucking money yet, don't get no fucking pussy, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's like, they just,
they fall into a cult of red pill, they watch a million videos on YouTube and they think like,
they know shit. Like, you n*gg*s never fucked no bitches, you n*gg*s never made no money..."
Oh my god, this is just absolutely chef's kiss. He is roasting Fresh & Fit to their faces,
and he doesn't even realize- oh god, it's so good! "I- I'll say this, the rea- but here's the thing;
The concern is- is that a lot of modern-day women aren't willing to put marriage and
family ahead of their own personal happiness." Whoa- whoa- whoa, WAIT! It's women's fault!!
"Not all women want a super submissive woman either, like, some men don't want,
like, to take on the whole burden..." "Like, ladies, like, you guys are asking us-
hold on, hold on. You guys have three guys- you guys- you guys have three guys on the panel here,
they're in the top 1% of male earners, etc., and we are literally telling you to your face
what men of our caliber want from women, that other men will never ever tell you. Because
if I told you to your face, as a regular guy with a job, 'hey, stop being rude,
stop being masculine, your career isn't that important, family comes first',
I would get hit with the 'how dare you?'" Oh, a sound bite from Greta Thunberg,
where she's talking about the world being destroyed by climate change. Funny!
"In the woman's opinion, I don't think she'll turn down the ring. Even if she was making
all that money and a man came up and proposed to her, I think she'll still take the ring."
"Here's the thing-" "Yeah, but she's not going
to get that high value-" "Damn, now I feel bad!"
"Thank you!" *Jumbled arguing among podcast guests*
I could go for the ad hominem attack and call this person a phrase I don't like
using, because I think it's gone a bit too far. But um, if it walks like a duck,
if it quacks like a duck, and the duck is screaming "pick me", then it's a pick me duck!
"A woman that puts her husband and family first is what- is what makes her, uh, extremely attractive,
to a higher status guy. "Yeah, honestly, some- some women have tried
to be that, and yet we still get left behind. Like, honestly, I've tried to be that girl,
I've tried to cook, I've tried to clean-" "Yeah, but honestly, you're doing
that for a beta male, you're not doing it for a high-valued male,
and that's what you need to understand." Imagine unironically saying 'beta male'...
"You're not doing it for the right- you're not doing it for the right man-"
"Somebody watches the podcast a little too long..." *Everyone erupts*
Oh that was such a roast! It's true though, my girl is lost in the sauce!
"...But that's why I asked that question, because I don't know many women that think
like me, besides like, my grandma." Yeah, there might be a reason for that!
"...And to say that this show is devaluing women is entirely false. They're putting us on. Like,
what are you talking about? They're literally-" "Like, mami, you just- because there's 11 women;
One- they're only supporting you because you support them..."
Yeah like, this makes me genuinely sad. 'No but they do respect us,
when we completely agree with them!' "My- my personal position is irrelevant,
I just go off of the facts." Oh god, I can't take any more of this,
today. Uh, did I learn how to become marriageable to these men? Kinda, but you know what,
it's not worth it! If that means that I end up with a beta male who values my opinions and
wants me to also enjoy sex, then so be it! "It's more- it's way more important to- to
protect her than to please her! Who gives a fuck about a woman's organism? It's useless!"
Right, but anyways, uh... Thank you so much for watching. I'm sorry for putting you through this,
but to me this illustrates that these dudes are clinging on to the idea of locking down a woman
into marriage, because that's their last kind of grasp of control. But if marriage isn't appealing
to women, and having a career in independence is, kind of makes these dudes obsolete- and uh,
they're not coping well with that fact. But anyways, thank you so much for watching!
If you enjoyed this video, make sure to give it a like, because one like equals one woman from
the Fresh & Fit podcast being freed! No, you know what, I changed my mind. All of you, all of you I-
I'll rescue all of you! Everyone get in the car and we can yeet out of here! Vroom- vroom, like
Charlie XCX! Okay, I'll see you all in the next one! Bye-bye, bye-bye now, bye-bye now, bye-bye!
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