- Oh, it's so hot.
(poop sounds)
Ohhh
(poop sounds)
That's fair.
(scary music)
Ohhhh
It's so inconsistent... the pain
(scary music)
I should not have had that lobster margarita,
but damn...
It was so delicious.
- It's boo boo time.
Boo boo.
(poop sounds)
- I hate takin' a shit next to people.
- Boo boo.
- Man, what is ...
(explosive fart sound)
- I've got a boo boo.
- Hey man
(knocks)
Hey!
You hear that?
I think a pipe busted.
We should probably get outta-
Ohhh
- I gotta boo boo.
- Oh, that's- that's bad.
Mm-mmm (negative)
It's like a... it's like a thick ...
You can taste it almost.
It's like a ...
It's like a charred
brussel sprout.
Ohhhh
You know what, I can't even wipe.
I'ma just have to change the drawers.
I can't.
Ugh.
(gags)
- Alright, so guys as your fearless leader,
anybody have any ideas on how to
set this episode up?
I am open to suggestions.
- Alright guys, we got a real problem.
I was just upstairs in the thirteenth floor restroom.
We got a broken pipe.
(gasp)
- Really?
- Tahir, that's what I do.
Hey, he's doing my stuff.
- Hey, why do y'all nasty boys even go
to the thirteenth floor to use the bathroom?
- Privacy.
- Wait, what's on the thirteenth floor?
(dramatic music)
- Quiet, you intern.
It's an abandoned office space
that we shoot all our content at.
Some people say it's haunted.
Most people say
it's a waste of rent money.
- Even scarier.
- Either way, we gotta fix this.
Kev, call a plumber.
Pat, run creative.
I'm counting on you guys.
- I do that.
You guys, we've been doing this
for a long time.
- Call a plumber.
- I usually have you run training on that.
- Fix your posture.
- Megan, tell them.
(page flips)
- Yes, it's 2121 Northwest Southeast Street
Mm-hmm.
- Wait, where did you even find yellow pages?
There's an app for that.
- You know ADD is broke.
We need visual gags like this to sell the jokes.
You novice!
- Thank you kindly.
Alright guys, I found a plumber.
His business is called, "Up in Your Pipes".
On the way now.
His name is Duke Elliot.
- Wait, his name is Duke E?
- MM-hmm (affirmative)
- His name is Duke E?
Really?
- You called.
I'm Duke E.
I'm here to get up in your pipes.
- It's a lot of weird sexual energy with your name bro.
You should change it.
- Nice to meet you,
and glad to have you up in our pipes.
You guys wanna take him up to the thirteenth
floor to get started?
- Alright, come on Duke E.
- So this isn't Tony Baker?
- No, shut up.
- Ooh, a doctor who does lovehandle removals.
Hello, wanna give you money!
(scary music)
(elevator beep)
- Okay, so rest room is right around there.
Right around the corner, Duke E.
- That's the door.
- It's over there.
- That way, bruh.
- What?
- He's a weird guy.
(door opens)
- Okay, intern.
I'm gonna show you where we film everything.
This way.
- Show you the ropes!
- Riggedy ropes.
(scary music)
- So this is where we shoot almost
everything on the channel.
That's the 'Great Taste' room,
and then around the corner we've got a
green screen.
Oh, and this is where we shoot Arts & Raps.
- Oh, nice.
- Oh, Pat, I meant to tell you.
The mystery dude with the brown shoes
took a shit next to me again.
Didn't even wash his hands.
- That dude is nasty.
Yo, low key, he might secretly be one of us.
Shhh.
- Will you stop trying to force a twist?
You always do this.
(shoe squeak)
(hip hop music)
(door opens)
- It's boo boo time.
- Hey man, I'm workin' in here, man.
- Boo boo.
- Come on man, stop shittin' next to
my face and ankles, man.
- Boo boo.
- Have a heart.
- It's boo boo time.
- It's boo boo time?
I got your boo boo time right ...
- Okay, this is where all the magic happens
for my favorite show, Arts & Raps.
- Usually, but Do Boy and Tahir sneak up here
to shoot Sharts & Snacks.
- Y'all ain't got no busted pipes.
What you got is a moanin' life.
- Wait, what?
- You got a ghost.
- Oh, wait wow.
You really tried to make that rhyme.
- Wait, what do you mean we have a ghost?
- Follow me.
- Okay, y'all go ghost huntin'.
I'ma put my feet up.
Let me know how much it costs.
- Oh wait, hold on Mr. Duke E, aren't you a plumber?
Shouldn't we be callin' a ghost hunter?
- Now see, by day, I'm up in your pipes.
But by night, I'm up in your
afterlife.
- Oh, wow.
- You really keep trying this.
- Are we still not gonna acknowledge
that this is Tony Baker?
- Shut up!
- Now look, you got a special case.
Somebody died in there mid-shit
and now they're haunting your urinals.
- Oh, Mr. Brownshoes.
He wasn't saying, "It's boo boo time."
He was saying, "Boo!"
Like a ghost.
- No, no, no.
- We all heard the same thing.
Stop trying to force a twist, stupid.
- Now, look, I can get rid of 'em forever.
Cast his wet buttcheeks from the stalls
from which he came.
I call it a
shitual.
- This is over.
I'm over this.
How much is this gonna cost?
- About $200,000 ...
(poop sounds)
- I got a boo boo.
(poop sounds)
- Man, shut your dead ass up!
(poop sounds)
- Boo boo.
(scary music)
- Pat, quit trying to force a twist!
That literally makes no sense.
- Hey, shut up.
This is art.