hi i'm josh i'm ollie and i'm olly's dad
and today we're going to be trying
some jolly american snacks
starting with the famous twinkie
have you had a twinkie before that uh i
haven't well i thought it's appropriate
at one point in your life
i was a twinkie in your eyes
but believe it or not i started a diet
yesterday have you honestly never heard
of this dad
um no i don't think i've ever heard of
them this is like an american
classic looks very processed even the
shape of it
is a manufactured factory shape
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i'm just getting ready for the sugar
rush
so sweet and oily it's like a double
whammy of
carbohydrates heart disease i mean this
is it's terrible
you're going back for more 200 years in
the future where we've got like nothing
works there's no agriculture
there's no atmosphere i bet you there'll
be a factory somewhere
making twinkies however bad
the world gets you can still eat a
twinkie
i'm not convinced about its nutritional
value
oh it's only 280 calories passed per
yeah
okay guaranteed
to reduce your life expectancy
what would you rate the original twinkie
out of 10.
in terms of um health value to you
naught to be honest i don't have the
same sweet tooth that i used to have
i prefer savories like cheese okay
nice i don't know whether they do a
cheese twinkie
if they did it would be full of sugar
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next up it's something entirely
different this time
because the base cake is a completely
different color
oh no there's no way you could mistake
this for the same thing dad
it's a twinkie again i'm gonna have to
eat salad for a week
yes oh gosh it's dark looks like
charcoal
maybe it's dark chocolate
i mean somehow it does taste like it's
flavored
like chocolate cake yeah it does it
doesn't taste like chocolate it tastes
like
chocolate flavoring that isn't foul
i would refuse if someone offered one
to me how much to take another bite how
much you given
everyone has a price i'm open to office
i'm open to offers 10 pounds
do you give it to me i'll do this do
they manage to sell these
yeah these are hugely popular i mean
look how many flavors they have
since you guys clearly didn't like the
chocolate cake let's go back
oh no not another twinkie
how many more the last twinkie
would come tea out oh
yeah yes please then it will be like he
and cake at the ritz
except this at my house i'm wearing
twinkies well your house is
just as good as the ritz it's the
twinkies that are the problem okay
i don't know i think if you sold these
at the ritz took them out their wrapping
paper
i reckon very few people would complain
um i think they would
they would have you had to get there no
it's quite nice
all right you open them up dad i'm 18.
why is a deep-fried mars bar good and a
twinkie bad dad
that's an interesting question i think
it is the texture
yeah it's like mud
and how often do you eat mud yeah okay
oh great can i just establish how absurd
of a culture crash this is
a tea and twinkie this is a new thing
banana is a very pervasive
flavor if they can't get banana right
then there's a real problem
okay okay it's got banana
if you like banana
no i wouldn't say you're going to like
this
this is okay it's the it's the best of
what we've had the flavored ones really
okay
maybe that's the tea talk do you prefer
it to the uh
do you prefer to the original yeah i
probably do actually oh
interesting she's just taking the banana
cream out and put
the cake back on top oh
we don't play with our food
oh gosh you've been throwing some
zingers at hostess
yeah exactly this is their rebuttal
they're coming right back at you dad
this is their diss track so it's got
coconut on the outside but lots of
things
are you a fan of coconut i don't mind
coconuts okay
here you go why do i feel like i'm
eating a uranium rod
oh no it's just been pulled out of the
reactor
let me guess your internal monologue
finally we found something that can make
into the wrists
if i invest in hostess now i'll be rich
you can taste the coconut okay
otherwise it's absolutely revolting the
color immediately puts me off because
there is nothing natural about that
color there is no
natural food in the world that is that
color
say raspberries they're not that color
the texture is awful
it's pumped full of sugar i feel like
the hatred
i'm is with coconut it's not my favorite
but it is actually the best bit of this
so you're kind of annoyed that they've
taken coconut
and they've ruined it the moment it
feels like they've ruined my life
all right well okay let's move swiftly
onwards have a sip of tea
wash it away i'll take it washing away
the memory that's the problem isn't it
that's a
kind of trauma final offering from
hostess
is an iced jumbo honey bun
okay it kind of looks more like
food have a closer inspection very
pre-packaged
oh gosh it's got that oily sticky
it looks like a painted rock
you haven't painted it you just dropped
it okay paint on it dropped some chalk
on it
yeah it does look like paint all right
dad you tear it in half and i'll uh i'm
not eating half of this
i don't know it might be the nicest cake
you've ever eaten
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okay
way better than any of the other stuff
really this is your favorite this is
like
so much better is it we did we saved the
best till last okay
do you want to try this cake go on have
a bite
you don't have a bite you know it is
actually really nice
all those twinkie things they're
terrible that's nice
maybe really nice is an exaggeration
okay
i like it it's not even in the same
league no it's not right
it's nicer you want to go darling do you
want to say bye tuna
bye should i keep you a bit of cake yeah
we can have it tomorrow jenna's a bit
shy today you're a bit shy
do you know he's not a bit shy today she
just doesn't want to be on camera or
talk to anyone
bye everyone bye-bye
would you be recommending hostess to
your friends
i won't there is good american food
but not of the snack variety ah you're
not a fan of american snacks in
one fell swoop dismissing all american
snacks that feels like a challenge
we need to find an american snack that
you like
well that's been hostess apologies to
hostess marketing team uh i'm really
glad she's shareholders this wasn't an
advert
i'm really glad this wasn't sponsored
100 not an ad
and in the meantime i'll see you jolly
soon see you later
bye all right thanks dad that was great
so that's your yearly dose of sugar i
was hoping i was going to get korean
chicken