Oh no, they unlocked the door!
I'm filled with fear.
[screaming]
Why is my dad here?
I don't know, but it's scary.
Is it? 'Cause why'd we go through that whole thing about the door being locked,
if zombies were inside the entire time?
There's no time to ask reasonable questions because I'm a zombie too!
- Oh, and so is Charlotte. - Really?
[groaning]
OK, I get it-- Stop! Stop tickling me!
Stop tickling me! I'm gonna-- stop!
I'm gonna pee my pants. Stop, guys seriously.
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
I will pee my pants if you don't stop tickling me.
He's not lying. His urinal levels are rising.
And the zombies are tickling you!
And it's the scariest tickle you ever felt!
[yelling]
And the zombies are doing it!
- Stop, stop. - They're idiots, man, come on!
- I thought we were friends! - We are!
Alright, that's enough!
Now does anybody have any scary stories that could scare Henry?
No, they do not, 'cause I can't be scared.
I've got a scary story.
Oh, great! Yes, yes, yes. Come on, do it, do it, do it.
It was a dark and stormy night.
Just like tonight,
- if tonight were dark and stormy. - Right.
You're at your house.
Hey, check it out, same couch.
Your dad and Piper come home with a new doll that Piper just bought.
- We're home. - With this doll I just bought.
Because it's an evil doll that's gonna come to life
and hurt me while I'm sleeping?
- What... - No, no, no...
Look at his face. He's got murdery eyes.
Well, that's just too much mascara.
Face it, the kid's onto me.
This story's not going to scare him.
Piper, just throw me behind the couch.
Bye!
Is that all you got?
- Ooh, ooh, I got one! - Alright, go, go, go!
OK, OK.
You're still at home, but you're alone.
Ooh!
With a baby!
[crying]
OK, this is the closest any of these stories have gotten to being scary.
Keep going!
The phone rings.
- You answer it. - Do you like scary movies?
I'll bet this call is coming from inside the house?
Yeah, OK fine, but that's not all because the person on the phone...
Is wearing a scary mask from that painting and holding a knife?
- Dang it! - Come on!
Come on!
Well, OK, there's a full moon outside.
Werewolves or vampires, whatever.
[groaning]
Can I get out of this story tank now?
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[groaning]
I have a story for you.
It's very quick and very scary.
OK, let's hear it.
Once up 15 minutes ago...
Yeah?
While Ray was telling you his story...
OK.
I infused this story tank with butterfly DNA.
- I'm sorry, what? - Oh, you didn't hear me?
Oh, I said,
I infused this story tank with butterfly DNA.
So... so what does that mean?
Schwoz?
Fearitol levels rising.
What?
And urinol.
So much urinol.
Your story suit is turning into a cocoon.
Oh, wait for it, wait for it.
Schwoz, are we close?
So what's going to happen with me, Schwoz?
Well, you'll be in the cocoon for about a month.
What? What about fighting crime? What about...
What about my parents? What about school?
I don't know.
I do know that when you emerge from the cocoon,
you will have a strong desire to fly to Canada for the summer.
[screaming]
- Ooh! - Oh!
Ha, it's official!
Henry is scared!
[cheering]