- Today, we're gonna take my giant lizard to the park!
- But he outgrew his harness!
- So I guess we're off to PetSmart to get a new one.
Ow, my ear!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Safety first, Elvis, safety first.
This ought to be an interesting ride.
Going for a ride, buddy.
Be good for me, alright.
- It's definitely a no from me, dog
- Keep an eye on Noah.
He's not the best driver in the world
- Please don't kill me.
- Are you excited, bud?
You're going to the PetSmart
- Its gonna be a fun one.
This is the first time Elvis has ever been to PetSmart.
We need a new harness for him.
Maybe we'll buy a toy as well.
He's gonna have an absolutely wonderful time.
What happens if he meets a Chihuahua?
- Oh my God, where'd this come from?
Look at his tail.
- Hi Elvie. Hi buddy.
Elvis.
- He's holding on to Mike.
- Elvis, don't go behind Jay.
I got no hands, I got no hands.
- Noah! - What?
- Drive slower!
Wait, no, actually go faster.
- I was driving.
- Yeah, sure, let's just get to PetSmart.
Ow, ow, ow.
Gotta explain these to grandma later.
I don't even know where we're headed.
- It's a lot better when Elvis is in the back seat.
- Yeah, I'm sure.
- And I'm having a great time.
- It's the safest seat in the truck.
- Gotta get a handle on this lizard.
- Mike, what is going on back there?
I can't see the...
- Shut up Noah!
- My mirrors, dude, are blocked.
Come on.
- Ow, He's got my whole ass arm.
- Everything okay back there?
- Everything's great.
- [SpongeBob Narrator] A few moments later...
- Oh my God. - Oh my God!
- Okay, we're in trouble.
- Why do I keep getting cut like this?
- You got sliced bad, dude.
- Yeah, I see it in the mirror.
- It's pretty bad.
you might even need a stitch.
- Great.
- Do we have anything to for pressure?
- I'm sorry, man.
- I didn't think this would be how Thursday goes, you know?
- I didn't realize he got near your face.
- He got your shirt too.
- All right, so we're back to the shop
for some repairs on Mike.
I think we're gonna have to make this trip without Mike
because he's gonna need a stitch or two, unfortunately.
I can't believe Elvis did that.
That's definitely not what we want to have happen.
You okay, Mike?
- Dandy.
- Bruce could stay here.
Ah, let's just not show Bruce.
- I'm sorry bro.
- It's good.
- No, I just feel bad.
- The worst thing is I got sweat in my eye.
- Keep it covered for now.
- Yeah. And I'll take a look at it.
- What happened?
- Elvis got me.
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Didn't bite me. Scratched me.
Should I grab my chair?
- Yeah. Get your chair.
- Gotta get my chair.
- It's not deep.
Why don't you take a look ans see if
it needs a stitch or two.
It's it's pretty superficial.
- It is. Yeah.
- I think it's gonna be fine to be honest with you
- But I don't know.
- You want mom to look at it?
- Is she around?
Yeah. Call mom. Let me call her.
I just hung up with her mom.
- Call Karen.
- Yeah.
- No it's about six and a half long
- Looks more like eight inches to me.
- Thanks mom.
Can I Go back outside and play now?
- Yeah, don't get out the hose.
Turn off the hose, if you drink out the hose.
Go back outside. Don't touch your eye.
- All right, Mike.
You' gonna be okay, man? - You gonna be all right?
- Wait, you guys aren't gonna be here waiting for me?
- Well you wanna go? Seriously?
- It's not gonna take long.
- I might as well now.
- He's a trooper. Let's go.
- You look like Nelly.
- Who's that?
- This time we learned, we're taking the Reptarium van.
- Mike, you go in the front.
- I'm in the front.
- Ow. Oww.
- Let's get your big old tail in there.
- I don't know why we didn't do this in the first place.
There's so much more room.
The truck idea definitely wasn't good.
Right, Mike?
- Right?
- Yeah, much better idea.
Pet Smart, here we come.
- He's sorry.
You can tell him he didn't mean to.
- I felt bad I was complaining about my ear now.
[laughing]
- Okay. Elvis we're here. You ready buddy?
First trip to PetSmart!
Off you go.
- What is going on in there?
- Come on, Elvis.
Elvis.
Woo, that was easy.
- Hey, you mind if I take a picture of that?
- Please. Come on.
His name is Elvis.
He's super tame.
He won't even move, seriously.
You can come over and pet him.
- Yeah. He's a good boy.
- We're coming to get him a harness so
we can take him out to the park.
- Thank you so much.
- No, my pleasure.
Don't even worry about it.
- Want to say hi?
- You look small in here.
- This is Elvis.
- Elvis is the Water monitor.
He's probably like what's that?
Elvis doesn't seem to mind the dog.
Harness aisle.
What color harness should we get him?
- Should we go blue?
- Blue would be nice.
- I, I just wanna look.
- You could pet him though.
He's super tame.
- He's huge
- Yeah. This a water monitor.
This is Elvis.
Just getting him a harness.
Nothing to see here.
- Try that.
- How does it go?
- I don't know.
- Just go through his head.
Yeah. You go through it.
- No, you can get in the picture.
We can take your picture.
- Are you gonna take him for walks?
- Yeah. We're taking him out to park today.
- Yeah. We've been trying to get in there to see you guys.
But you guys are always like so packed.
- I know, but please come see us.
- We're trying.
- How about this?
- That's a terrible idea.
That's a blue ball.
These guys think he's getting fed.
- That makes sense.
How about a ball thrower dude?
- Dude, it's blue still.
- The orange ball.
How about a red ball with a red ball inside?
No, look he played with it.
- Look Elvis, it's your friend.
It's a little bearded dragon.
What do you think, buddy?
I think he likes it.
Elvis loves fish, but the problem is he loves to eat them
but I'm gonna see if he likes to look at 'em too.
Cuz they are pretty.
Her you go, Elvis. What do you think?
You like the fancy little guppies?
Look, some neon tetras.
Got a little shark here.
How about angel fish? You like angel fish?
- He just site seeing.
He just wants to eat a pineapple.
- This is an Asian water monitor.
You can pet him if you want to.
- Yeah.
- Go Ahead. He's really nice. He's just my buddy.
He's my pet dog.
- Oh my gosh.
- Cool. Right?
Yeah. Are his claws sharp?
- Yeah. They're very sharp.
Right, Mike?
- Are you from the reptarium?.
- I am.
- You are.
I thought I recognized you.
- Yeah. Well, thank you.
You've been there?
- Yeah. My daughter loves it.
- Oh, that's awesome.
- I love the whole super pretty. Beautiful.
- He is awesome.
- Beautiful animal.
- His name is Elvis. He's an asian water monitor.
- He is beautiful.
- Thank you.
- You are beautiful.
- Yes you are. Yes you are.
- That's awesome. Right?
- For sure.
- He's a good boy.
She's like, what's all that noise about?
What do you think, bud?
- It's the old you.
- It's a very pretty animal.
- Thank you. I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
- No.
- That's the thing that's amazing when we come to PetSmart.
Every animal we bring is always so popular
People love it and
it's a great way to educate people about these animals.
Everyone is like, oh my God, they all want their
little photos and stuff like that.
It's always a success.
You can go first. You can go.
- Go, go, go go.
What's that? A Lizard?
- Yeah.
- It's a, it's a pretty big lizard.
- Cool, I thought it was an alligator.
- Nope. It's actually a monitor lizard.
- What is it now? What is it?
- It called a monitor lizard.
Water lizard from Asia.
- Shit.
- You can pet him if you want.
- I'm good.
- Thanks, guys!
What a great success.
Beautiful shopping time.
- I love how every experience
everyone was just like amazed with Elvis.
Nobody was like terrified or anything.
- Even the dogs loved him.
- That was a great surprise.
- Off to the park!
You ready, Elvis? You wanna go play at the park?
Hey Mike... Elvis...
- Don't hey Mike, you're the one watching him.
You just shop me with bleach
- Elvis, we're at the park. Yay!
- Yeah, his name is Elvis.
- Elvis?
- He's four and a half years old.
You guys can come over and pat him, if you want.
- He's friendly.
- Everybody's saying no
Nobody's even saying no thank you.
And he's still doing it.
- It's a lizard.
- Yeah, so he's a lizard.
- So sad that you're doing this
while the kids are in school, they would love it.
- I know. I know.
They probably would love it.
They all, they come see us.
We've got the reptile zoo across the street.
- Oh, I've been.
My kids hold the snakes and the spiders
and I stand back
- And you just go like, no.
So he's just hanging out for a little bit of fun today.
- Yeah. Well, he should.
It's a beautiful city buddy.
- Elvis is just loving the sun.
It's a beautiful hot day.
The sun is shining down.
He's just kind of chilling out here.
Spread eagle.
This is like a big, hot rock here.
So he's loving the park.
- Spread eagle.
- No worries.
- It's a nice day.
- No problem.
- Yay!
- Brian, Mike, and Noah.
- Of course your name is Brian.
I just broke up with Brian.
- Oh jeez.
- Oh dad! What are you telling me?
- I didn't know. That was supposed to be a secret.
- Yeah. Come on.
It's gonna look like you're on another planet.
- Nice angle, man. - Thank you.
- And I bet you that he loves being outside.
- Should I, should I go horizontal?
- No.
- Look his eyes.
Got it, got it.
- Nothing like a picnic at the park.
You know what I mean?
- Yeah. I'm so hungry.
- Yeah, Can we get food please?
- It's past lunch time.
- Elvis is hungry too.
- Ice cream.
- There an ice cream truck here?
- Ice cream.
- Wee! Elvis!
- Well, that was fun.
- That was an absolutely amazing adventure.
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- Feel better?
- Lot better.