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[scheming music]
Ringleader: All right, folks, listen up.
I've only got time to go through this once.
This is going to be the hardest job we ever pull,
so we had to expand our crew to do this heist.
First up, Johnny Two-Hands, our hacker.
- I'm already hacking into the casino mainframe.
Should take me about...
[chuckle]
...right now.
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Next time, give me something difficult, maybe.
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Ringleader: Skin 'N Bones Elliot,
you're the muscle.
- Anyone wanna challenge me for that role?
- Farrah Fast Hands, our nimble-fingered thief.
- What?
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- And you know it's gonna take hours
to knock out this job.
Security everywhere.
Which is why we got Jerry Weasel to get us in the building.
[keys jingling]
Jerry: Jingle jangle.
- Oh wow.
- And to keep us sharp and well-fed,
we have Jimmy Grandma, snacks guy.
- Piece o' cake.
[crunch]
Ringleader: Once we're in the basement,
that's when Hawk Eye Harry comes in and spots the safe.
- [Scots accent] I can spo' 'em,
but I just can't crack 'em!
Ringleader: That's why we got Humpty Dumpty.
- [mopey] I can crack 'em, but I can't open 'em!
Ringleader: Leave that to Hinges.
[squeaking]
Ringleader: All right.
Now on to the getaway.
Mr. Steering Wheel?
[tires screeching]
You stay home.
[music stops]
[honk]
[elongated honk]
Ms. Vroom?
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You're in.
You're gonna drive the getaway car
down the bypass onto the box truck,
driven by Dr. Brake Pad.
[tires screeching]
Ringleader: Who will then drive the truck
onto the flatbed semi driven by Chevy Chase-Scene.
All: You got it.
[smack]
- And after that, we'll need to blend back in
so nobody finds us.
And that's where Baby Jane comes in.
- Baby who?
- Veronica Mailbox will watch out for our postal police.
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Bobby 9-Squirrels.
You still got feet for hands?
- Sure do.
As long as Tree Girl Donna knows what she's doing.
- That's a tiny tree.
- The safehouse will be heavily guarded.
So heavily guarded,
we're gonna need our Dog Whisperer
to get us past the guard mutts.
- [panting]
Ringleader: And to get us past the emotionally-cold guard cats,
we'll need the Cat Whisperer.
- [meow]
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- And last but not least...
the Bird Screamer.
[fluttering]
- Birds!
- And that's it.
Except for our support team.
We got...
- No.
Not so honest anymore.
Ringleader: ...Winky Pinky, the human ice skating rinky;
the guy disguised as a waiter;
an actual waiter;
this guy who's really mean to waiters;
Reginald "Reggie" Bootstraps, the human shadow,
also known as Three Moniker Reggie,
not to be confused with Three Monocle Reggie;
and not to mention...
the Moon.
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[wolf howling]
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Plus the other 400 guys over there
who all have essential roles that I can't get into right now.
400 guys: We love heists!
- And if we pull this off, split 433 ways,
we'll all walk out of here with...
[keys clacking]
[ka-ching]
[tear]
...26 dollars and 72 cents.
[music stops]
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- Hope you were all paying attention.
Let's repeat it back.
- Um...
Both: Johnny Two-Hands, the hacker.
- Derek Johnson, the Cake Man.
Um, there's the-the-the safe guy and then the egg,
safe guy, the moon.
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Fellow gamers.