-was it him? -i ain't no snitch
Asalaamu Alaikum guys...
this is your fault yeah- the amount of people that have been sending me this
locust video- this is your fault
it's another episode of Smile2jannah
it's not been a week since india has accused pakistan of sending a pigeon
to ruffle some feathers
and of course infiltrate the country's defenses.
We will find you and then we will eat your face right off your head.
It turns out that that pigeon was just a regular pigeon
and not wing commander Kabootar khan
What the flip are you looking at? You think this is some kind of mother flipping joke?
However according to indian media,
pakistan has not ceased its exploits and now it has recruited bugs as
terrorists and sent over, what can only be known as
the bug brigade, for a reconnaissance mission,
quite possibly to recover wing commander Kabootar khan
Look at me what do you see? Just a badass brother who made a mistake.
Every year locusts infest Pakistan, Iran and India but this year
there's just been so many of them. So rather than looking at the science
behind the issue. Who does that nowadays? Arnub Goswami
and republic tv who might i add
is backed by modi himself
has claimed that this is some sort of pakistani ploy
If this is a pakistani ploy then i would like you to consider the following:
Reports suggest that this is the worst attack of locusts in 30 years.
The locusts are more agile and faster than before
and people are so frightened and scared they are likening
this event to the doomsday.
Now goodness me. Pakistan
come across like some sort of criminal masterminds here.
And that's not even asking the main question of
how on earth did you manage to radicalize these locusts in the first place
I ain't no snitch!
And India on the other hand come across as incompetent fools.
Earlier this week a monkey outsmarted a scientist,
and ran away with some Covid samples
well he was very persuasive... i think
other parts of the indian media have admitted
to not only asking pakistan for help but also copying their strategy.
And even though he was trying to be some sort of funny guy and recommending
pakistan needs to have a locust biryani
I mean in order to recommend something you have to have tried it yourself.
And not only does it sound like he's tried it...
but it sounds like he rather enjoyed it.
Well apparently it does have a good source of protein.
But i did want to end with this point:
India has the second largest population of muslims on the planet.
And since Modi came into power
there have been open beatings of muslims throughout the nation. Now some of you
guys that are on twitter or on instagram, you can literally see these clips being
circulated of a muslim man...
(yeah not just one muslim man loads and on a daily basis)
...being surrounded by four to five hindu nationalists that are literally
swinging their bats and sticks, literally will full might, kicking them...
whilst the person lies motionless on the floor,
you know on their head, on their face- i just had to stop watching it yeah
the people were sending it to me and honestly the whole day would just go
past and i'll just be in a daze.
Yeah and this is happening. And these 'self-righteous'
countries that say "yes we will invade this country
because they are doing human rights abuses"
I mean if that was really the case China would have been long invaded
because of their treatment of the Uighurs.
India would have been long invaded because of the treatment of
kashmiris and of their you know normal population. And let's face it
Israel would have been long invaded because of their treatment of
palestinians and the list of course goes on.
So yeah although we can laugh at the stupidity of these people...
many many people in these countries have become engulfed by the media
propaganda, so if i'm able to show you how stupid these people are...
my job is done.
All right guys let's leave it there until next time
what the flip are you looking at? You think this is some kind of motherflipping joke?
Asalaamu Alaikum.