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Today I am dishing out the goods on one of our favourite childhood movies: Toy Story.
I think it’s safe to say that those movies were a huge part of our childhood, well, the
majority of us anyways.
But it’s no surprise anymore that inappropriate or twisted things have found their way into
children’s movies.
We didn’t realize it when we were young but now it’s almost impossible to unsee
it.
The highly anticipated Toy Story 4 movie is actually now in theatres, so don’t let this
list steer you from going to see it.
This is all just fun and games.
Let’s jump into today’s list of Top 10 Scary Toy Story Moments That Will Ruin Your
Childhood.
10.
Starting off our list at number 10 is the inappropriate flirting that happened between
Woody and Bo Peep.
As kids, we wouldn’t have thought anything of it.
But when looking back now; it’s scary to see how some of these moments ended up in
what’s supposed to be a kid’s movie.
One moment is when Bo Peep wants to express her gratitude for how Woody saved her so she
makes the comment: what do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
Clearly meaning that she won’t have to worry about them and they can have some alone time.
She follows the statement by seductively reminding Woody that she only lives a few blocks away.
If that wasn’t enough, later on there’s a moment where she is going in to kiss Woody
and he says no, not in front of buzz, and she says: let him look.
Whoa, slow down there Peep, this is a children’s movie.
Maybe Bo Peep left Toy Story so that they could keep it PG.
9.
In at number 9 is Lust.
Quite often we hear about inappropriate things ending up in our childhood movies, and this
is one you probably missed.
As kids we believed that it was possible for the toys in the movie to find love no matter
who they are.
Whether you are a space ranger, a cowgirl, or a human, you will never be alone.
Which is why it was fun to see Mr. and Mrs. Potatoe head being all wifed up together.
But there is a moment in Toy Story 2 where we see the married potatoe have a moment of
lust for Barbie.
During the scene, a Barbie doll treats the gang to a tour of Al’s Toy Barn by driving
them around in her Barbie car.
While they are driving the toys are blown away by her and her friends and that’s when
we hear Mr.Potato head mutter under his breath: I’m a married spud, I’m a married spud.
Looking back now as an adult, the fact he had to remind himself that he’s a married
man clearly means he was lusting for the blonde hottie.
8.
Sliding into spot number 8 is Mr. Potatoe gets hit in the crotch.
I see a little pattern building here with Mr. Potatoe head being slightly inappropriate
for a kids movie.
In Toy Story 3 we see that the potatoe has somewhat of a superpower.
He’s pretty much immortal as long as he can place the various parts of his body in
the right spots.
At one point in the movie we see him become a Mexican version of himself by transforming
into Mr. Tortilla head.
He comes a piece of tortilla bread so that he can sneak around more easily.
A bird comes around and starts to pick at him, seeing as birds love friend, so he has
no choice but to start covering his body in defense.
In this scene there is a moment where he gets pecked by the bird in between the legs so
he clutches that area like a man would if he got hit in the crotch.
Now, although we can’t see this part of his toy body because that would be totally
weird, I think it’s a little unnecessary to even imply that something is down there.
7.
Taking over the number 7 spot is Buzz has a wing erection.
When going into Toy Story 3 nobody would have guessed that Jessie and Buzz would become
a couple.
The chemistry between the two of them was probably harder to notice when we were kids
but looking back now the flirting is a little more noticeable.
When the two of them first met and had a conversation, Buzz approaches her to compliment her on her
looks and intelligence.
What a gentleman.
However, Buzz wasn’t prepared for how impressed he was going to be when he saw Jessie help
out Andy’s dog by opening the door in an acrobatic fashion.
In the scene after Buzz watches her little performance he stands on Andy’s bed, jaw
to the floor, starring, and suddenly his wings pop out of his back.
Clearly implying that he’s had some sort of erection.
You don’t need a dirty mind for this to be obvious.
Like geeze Buzz, keep it in your jetpack.
6.
In at number 6 is the Hooker.
Okay, so some of the things on this list might have been more obvious than others, but this
one was so subtle and clever that it actually deserves some praise.
Not that I agree with them putting it into a children’s movie but the joke is clever
none the less.
In the original Toy Story movie, we get to meet all of Sid’s creepy toys that he has
made by mutilating and combining different toy parts together.
A few of them are creepy looking, like the spider with the baby’s head that’s missing
an eyeball.
But one of them isn’t scary at all and it’s the crane hook with human legs, well, Barbie
legs.
I mean just take a minute to think about it, female legs mixed with a hook.
That’s right, the joke of this toy is that it’s a HOOKER.
We would’ve never caught that as a kid until we reached an age and learned what a hooker
was and now looking back it’s all I see.
There was a hooker in toy story.
5.
Half way through the list at number 5 is the Poop comment.
I don’t blame Pixar for putting a poop joke in the movie seeing as kids find it hysterical.
But the thing is, we didn’t even catch on to the poop joke probably until we were adults
and it’s actually a little bit disgusting.
In Toy Story 3 we get introduced to Sunnyside Daycare.
The daycare can be a great or horrible place for the toys it just depends what part of
the daycare they are in.
If they are in the Butterfly Room with the older kids, then the toys feel like they are
in paradise.
If you get stuck with the younger children in the Caterpillar Room, well, you basically
get tossed around like garbage.
The younger kids don’t exactly know how to take care of the toys properly.
Mr. Potaoe head gets it the worst out of the gang that ends up in the Caterpillar Room.
He gets brought into the sandbox where he is pushed into some Lincoln Logs.
If you don’t know what those are, they are small brown pieces of wood that look and stack
up like logs.
It’s in that moment that Hamm says: I don’t think those were Lincoln logs, which makes
the funny joke that it might be kids going potty in the sandbox and he actually got pushed
into pieces of poop.
4.
In spot number 4 is Woody’s college experience.
For decades there has been an on-going joke in movies about how people get wild when they
go off to college.
You probably wouldn’t expect that kind of joke to be in a movie like Toy Story but turns
out that it is.
At the end of Toy Story 3 we see that Andy is going off to college and is taking Woody
with him, but the rest of the toys are going off to the attic.
We can all admit that we hated seeing Woody say goodbye to the rest of the gang.
Maybe we were too young or just too much into our emotions, but Hamm cracks another joke
that probably didn’t strike us as inappropriate.
In the moments he is saying goodbye to his friends, Slinky tells him to have fun in college
and then Hamm chimes in to say: yeah, but not too much fun, and follows with a wink.
Woody gives a mischievous giggle as he walks away which can only make us wonder what wild
college fun Hamm was referring to.
3.
Alright guys, at number 3 is Mr. Potatoe heads Killer Plot.
If you’ve done any kind of research on Toy Story, you might have come across the origins
of the movie and how the original scripts were much darker than the final product.
Originally, the script had Woody being some sort of sadistic monster that crushed the
other toys.
Turns out, pieces of this original idea can still be seen in the final product, in the
scene when Woody accidentally pushes Buzz out of the window.
It’s the moment when Andy re-enters his room to search for Buzz, we can see the other
toys are still pissed at Woody for pushing him out.
That’s when Mr. Potatoe head threatens Woody by drawing a noose on the Etech A Sketch.
As a kid we probably thought it was just an innocent game of hang man but looking back
now, Woody was going to be murdered in front of all his friends if Buzz didn’t show back
up alive and well.
I feel like they could’ve picked anything else to draw than a noose maybe that was a
bit much for a kid’s movie.
2.
Heading into number 2 we have Buzz Lightyear Getting Drunk.
When you first watched Toy Story you probably loved Buzz’s dress up character: Ms. Nesbitt.
I know I did.
I thought the whole scene was hilarious.
To refresh your memory it’s the scene when Buzz dresses up in a flower hat and apron
after his arm falls off.
He ends up having a tea party which is where Woody finds him drinking tea with headless
dolls.
Buzz begins acting crazy and starts to slur his words which are making no sense anyways;
basically he’s acting drunk.
We probably didn’t understand this when we were kids but Woody ends up taking the
tea pot out of his hand and says: I think you had enough tea for today.
Similar to when we have to take a drink away from our intoxicated friend.
To kids, it just looks like Buzz has gone a little coo-coo, but when you re-watch the
scene now you can actually pick up on all the clever jokes in the scene that only an
adult would get really.
1.
Taking our number 1 spot is the Prospector’s Casting Couch.
The MeToo movement has been going around in Hollywood and in general for a long time now,
but more recently came to surface.
For a long time now reports have been made of powerful men in business taking advantage
of women who just wanted the chance at the opportunity they have the power to give them.
I’m not trying to stir the pot it just is what it is.
Regardless though, you would never expect to see an example of this in a children’s
movie and the truth is we would have never noticed it until now.
Before Marvel turned the end credits into its own, Toy Story 2 actually featured a bunch
of blooper scenes in the credits.
In one of these scenes you can see Prospector Pete flirting with Barbie twins inside of
his box, offering them a part in Toy Story 3.
In the scene Woody is searching for Pete and turns his box around to find him having this
little discussion.
The implications of the scene are obvious to adults but for kids it would probably fly
right under the radar.
But now that I’ve pointed it out, you might have new thoughts about Stinky Pete, or the
movie as a whole.
Alright guys, there is our list for today.
Let me know what you think down in the comments and hit that thumbs button so I know that
you liked it.
For now, let’s check out some comments from my last video.
Mattie Dyess: am I the only one who is having trouble with the fact that she said the word
GIF like Jif ?! nahhh girlfran - - listen here, girlfran, I’ve heard people say it
both ways.
Easton Kellan says: as always, you presented it beautifully.
I bet you can even present phone directory and make it interesting.
By the way, you pronounced GIF as it should be pronounced according to it’s inventor,
Steve Wilhite.
- - oh really?!
You don’t say.
Think twice next time Mattie.
*insert image saved in comments folder* Danielle Lumpkin says: Liam called off his
and Miley’s engagement because of that performance.
She lost more than she realized - - well she gained it all back because they are married
now so.
JoeMotion videos 82 says: dolly parton is adorable and has a personality to match - - yeah
I’d love to hangout with her for a day I think she’d be a blast.
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