- Watching a scary movie doesn't have to be scary.
- Let's talk about that.
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- Good Mythical Morning! - Before we get started we wanna remind
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- Wow. This week we asked you if you needed any advice about scary situations.
I was just in a scary situation being next to you. But, you asked from Kasparas
Keraitis, how, I love that name, How do you watch a horror film and not get scared?
- This is, this is so inexplicably pertinent... - Perfectly timed!
- ...pertinent to us! Pertinent. Last night, I was over at Rhett's house and we were
watching a scary movie, The Babadook. - With a number of friends. We had a
room full of adults watching a scary movie 'cause I love to get people together
and watch scary movies. - And I don't love to be there but I
do it because, this is like a whole different.... - Because you're a good friend.
- ....whole different birthday. - You're a good friend. But, one by one
adults began to leave the room. - Very quickly!
- As it got scarier and scarier - Like, in the first ten minutes.
Like, oh there's a kid in this and this is weird, and they're like gettin'
out. And I was determined I was gonna stay there, and I employed these
techniques that I'm gonna share with you, because I made it all the way
through the movie, and I seemed like a man. Even though I was shivering in my boots...
- That's right. A man-child. - ...and I was peein' in my britches.
Alright. My first technique I call, the stare at the left corner of the screen
technique. Which is pretty self-explanatory, Stevie told me about this one.
- Uh huh. - So I tried that one first. Staring at
the left-hand corner of the screen. - Upper or lower?
- Lower. And, the bad thing was, when there's bad stuff in the lower left-hand
corner! - Oh!
- You didn't tell me about that! - It's not foolproof.
- So then I had to switch to the all of a sudden I need to comb all my
hair forward move. - You know what?
- So I'm over here and I'm like... - I saw you doing that and I was wondering
what was going on. I was like, Link's fidgeting over there.
- So I'm like, I'm like looking at my own hair. - Yeah.
- It looks like I'm looking at a screen, and I, the problem was I could
still see a little bit of it. And like, some of the Babadook kinda creeped in.
- Right, the Babadook can find a way through those bangs. Babadook ain't
gonna get stopped by no bangs. - Babadook Bangs.
(laughter) - Let's...put that on a bumper sticker.
- Yeah. I won't. - Or a movie poster?
- Too late. - I don't know.
- Maybe the sequel. - So that ended up not working, and then
I had to break out the big guns. Which I'm like, it's the, I'm totally
watching the movie! Except not really, I just have these two ping-pong balls
over my eyes that are painted with eyes on them.
- It's weird, I didn't see when that happened. I didn't notice that.
- That's 'cause it's really convincing. - Oh. Yeah, they look realistic.
- So at this point, I can still hear... - You look totally into the movie.
- ...and I seem like I could be in the movie like Yeahhh!
(crew laughter) So like, the last 60 minutes of the movie....
- You just heard it. - Yeah I just heard it.
(laughter) And just stared at the backside of
some white ping pong balls - Why don't you try those techniques out
and get back to us and let us know how they worked.
- Shall we move on to the next question? - We shall.
- Okay, I'm gonna need some help with this one.
- Oh, okay. I can take care of that. moonysiriusly says, Link! Move your
cup away from the edge you are living a dangerous life! I spend all
videos staring at it! - Okay, listen. We get this comment ALL
the time. Guys, I get it. Aw, your mug's on the edge! It's about to fall off! It's
puttin' me on edge! What's gonna happen? I don't know! Well listen. The mug is never
gonna fall off. I got my mug game down tight. And listen, if the mug DID happen
to fly off, nothing weird would happen. Pffft. Nothing weird at all would ever happen.
(raising voice each time) Nothing weird would happen!
You know why? Because this is this mug's home. And we all know, there is no place
like hom- (dramatic sound followed by dramatic music) (slow motion voice) Noooo!
♪ (dramatic music continues) ♪
- Cow, cow, cow, cow, cow, cow, cow, cow, moo.
♪ (dramatic music continues) ♪
- (witch voice) I'll get you, my pretty! And your little mug, too! Ahahaha!
(music hits a climax) - Nice catch, Link.
- Ahhh. (after taking a sip) Told 'em nothing weird would happen.
- Nothing weird at all. It wasn't weird for me.
- Next question comes from fakeusernamewe- madeupsowecantalkaboutsomethingwewanna-
talkabout, asks, Hey, why don't you guys make your own lip balm and beard oil?
That would be AWESOME. - Well, fakeusernamethatwemadeupsowe-
couldtalkaboutsomethingwewannatalkabout, we've done just that! Look at this!
We've got, Rhett's Beastly but Balanced Beard Oil, and I can't say the name of
Link's product so I'll let him say it. - I'll say it in a minute. I wanna leave
them in suspense a little bit. - Okay, okay.
- This is kind of off the wall, so, it's not just, Hey we created this stuff
and we want you to buy it, we really got a kick out of doing this.
- Well. And we developed these. - And we developed 'em.
- Okay, so this is the story. Over the holidays, back in December of 2014,
I was at home, and I was at somebody's house and there was a bunch of dudes
there with beards. And I had this beard oil that I had bought just off the
internet, and I realized that all these guys have beards and I'm like, I'm gonna
break out beard oil and we're all gonna put on beard oil at this Christmas party.
- You were like... - That's the kinda thing I think about.
- ...'cause you didn't think they had beard oil and you were like, Hey I
got some, I'm into this. I'm gonna share it. - And I was like, just try this! And we
all put it on and we were like, this is soft, this smells good, I really like it.
Is this good for me? And I was like yeah, makes the hair grow long and strong.
So anyway, then my friend Lance who's always starting something new, is like,
You know actually, my wife and I are starting a company, Beard and Lady,
beardandlady.com, long time friend of mine, Lance and Lacey. They're starting this company and
they're like, We're developing like natural products for like hair oils and lip balms
and that kinda thing. And like, we can MAKE this and I can make it exactly
the way that you want it. Like, I can send you samples and we can narrow it down
and get the exact scent and texture that you want. He started that way back in January.
- A fun fact about Lance, in our original Spanner video, he is the voice of the director...
- He is. I totally forgot about that. - ...off camera. So he's the guy who's
getting... - Old men who can't pee...
- ...the old men who can't pee back on track each time.
- So anyway, what that resulted in, is me making this beard oil which...
- And me making this lip balm. - ...and then I was like, I've got a beard,
Link, you've got lips. - Right. And so, I am ironically depicted
on the front with no lips, 'cause I'm goin' like this in the picture.
- I'm gonna apply some beard oil while you explain why it's flavored like it is.
- So, I'm a big fan of lip balm. I'm basically, I gotta have it every day, I
carry it in my pocket all the time. And I really like peppermint lip balm, but I
just didn't wanna do that, because, well it's been done. It's been done really well.
- Mhmm. - We had the idea to create...
- Oh, so nice. - ...Link's Peculiarly Perfect Peanut
Buttermint Lip Balm. - Buttermint.
- I didn't even say it right. Peanut Butter Peppermint Lip Balm.
- There's a lot of P's in there. - So, I know it sounds...
- Let me put it this way... - ...crazy.
- Well, let me explain. 'Cause I can... - But.
- ...I feel like I can... - Let's slather this on my lips.
- ...as somebody who isn't as big of a fan of peanut butter as Link, so, we
were originally developing this as just a peppermint lip balm. And we tried it
and we were like, This is really good. But, I was like Link, your favorite thing
in the world is peanut butter, can we put peanut butter in there? And we were
like, peanut butter peppermint? Let me tell you right now, it's peculiar, that's
why we call it that. It is unbelievably tasty. I've just been eating it straight.
- It's peculiarly perfect. - I've substituted all meals, I don't recommend that...
- It is edible though. - ...but I just have been eating this lip
balm exclusively for the past few meals. - So, you gotta buy it to experience it,
but it's minty, and it's pepperminty, and it's peanut buttery in a weird way.
- So, shoutout to Lance and Lacey at beardandlady.com...
- Dessert-a-licious. - You actually are going to be, these are
exclusively at our store, our DFTBA store. RhettandLink.com/store is
where you can get these. And we made a really small batch of each one to start,
so, go over there and... - Get in on that before they give out. I'm
also gonna put some beard oil on... - Yeah!
- ...even though I don't have a beard. - Put some beard oil on your stubble.
- Can I do that? - Yeah, you can do anything you want to.
I wouldn't drink it, but, you can put as... - Oh, wow.
- It's almost like cologne. - Make my face shiny.
- Yeah, it's... - You got the shiny face.
- It's shiny face lotion if you don't have a beard. Which is something
a lot of women are into. - Oh man, that's good. So, I don't
care if you don't buy it, I'm just really pumped that we made it, but I think
you'll really get a kick out of using this stuff.
- Yeah so head on over and check those out, and thanks for buying them ahead of
time if you're going to. - Also thanks for liking, commenting
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