- She and her son are gonna have a loooong talk after this.
- Oh no!
- (cameraman) Oh no! - No. Whoa!
♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
- (FBE) So today we have a challenge for you.
- I hope it's not a laughing challenge
because I suck at those. (laughing)
- If it's the don't laugh thing, forget it.
- I love challenges, man. (laughing)
- (FBE) We're gonna show you a series of videos...
- Okay.
- (FBE) ...and you can't smile or laugh while watching.
- Yes! (laughing) I'm so excited.
- I've failed this every single time, usually on the first two videos.
I don't have high hopes, you know?
I should, but I don't.
- Oh, you can't smile or laugh?
(groaning) Come on!
These are the best.
- (FBE) As you know, all these videos were submitted
by fans who are going to make you lose the challenge.
- Gotta love fans, you know? Gotta love 'em.
- This better be funny and make me laugh,
because if it's not funny, my reaction's gonna be very honest.
- (FBE) Since you're our guest stars today,
we're gonna let you keep watching, even if you laugh,
but we'll be keeping score. - Oh gosh.
- The no laugh challenge is the opposite of my life goal.
I'm trying to smile and laugh as much as I can,
but, you know what, for the sake of competition,
you gotta do what you gotta do.
Remember. (imitates sizzling pan)
No laughing!
- No laughing.
I can't help it. I'm already laughing.
- (toddler babbling)
- (mom) Everything's fine-- - Oh, she's breast feeding?
- Oh no, I love kids. Kids are so funny.
- (toddler) You don't bite! - (mom laughing)
- (toddler) You don't bite! - (mom) Honey, honey.
- "Don't bite mommy." Oh my god.
One of my son's actually did the same.
- It's kind of difficult for her. - (toddler) On your boobies?
- (chuckling) - (mom laughing)
- (toddler) That's okay. It's great.
(buzzer)
- I love toddlers. - (toddler) On your boobies?
- (mom laughing) - No!
(buzzer)
- (mom) Do you know what she's eating from mom?
Ava? Ava--
- Just looking at her, she like... she must be about two.
She looking like, "What?"
- (Ava) Where's the chocolate milk at?
- (chuckling)
- (Ava) I don't see chocolate milk.
- The kids are always so innocent. (buzzer)
- (Ava) Where's the chocolate milk at?
I don't see chocolate milk. - I love chocolate milk, personally.
- You know what I was thinking, though,
does anybody like strawberry milk?
- Oh my god. (exhaling) - (mom laughing)
- I'm good.
- That would be pretty rad.
That would be pretty rad.
- (mom laughing) - (Ava) Where's that chocolate milk?
- Oh my god, everyone wants chocolate milk.
- She likes chocolate milk.
That's not funny at all. - Nope.
- (cameraman) Better luck next time, darling!
- (suspect) [Bleep]! - Okay.
- (cameraman laughing) Someone's angry. I'm okay, though.
- (cameraman) Better luck next time, darling.
- (suspect) [Bleep]! - (cameraman laughs)
- She must've got locked up for stealing something.
- (cameraman) Better luck next time, darling.
- (suspect) [Bleep]!
- Oh my god.
- (cameraman) Better luck next time, darling.
- (suspect) [Bleep]! - Woo!
Wow, that was quick.
- That's her dumb fault. People these days.
- It was kind of intense.
- (Elmo) ♪ La la la la ♪
- (singing along) ♪ La la la la ♪
(cheerfully) Elmo!
(flatly) Friend.
- ♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪ - Okay. Okay.
- (Elmo) ♪ La la la la ♪
- (high pitched voice) Elmo's world!
- ♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪
- Pretty good meme. All right, I'll give it that.
- It seemed like it was nighttime, and there was
a random Elmo in the street.
That's scary. - I'm sweating.
- I think-- you smiled, though. - I did?
Dang it! (buzzer)
- ♪ La la la la ♪
♪ Elmo's world ♪
♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪
- Poor Elmo.
Was it in the snow?
- ♪ La la la la ♪
♪ Elmo's world ♪
♪ Hello darkness, my old friend ♪
- Dude, come on!
- Just breathing through. I'm good.
- (Jimmy) So what do you guys want to do today?
- (Carl) Hang out with your mom.
♪ (steamy music) ♪ - (snickering)
Damn it! (buzzer)
- (Jimmy) So what do you guys want to do today?
- (Carl) Hang out with your mom.
♪ (steamy music) ♪ - (cracking up)
I was like-- I was like trying not really focus
on what's happening.
No! (buzzer)
- (Jimmy) So what do you guys want to do today?
- (Carl) Hang out with your mom.
♪ (steamy music) ♪ - Mm-mmm!
Mm-mmm!
- (Jimmy) So what do you guys want to do today?
- (chiming in) "Hang out with your mom."
♪ (steamy music) ♪ - Okay, that's gross.
- (Carl) Hang out with your mom.
♪ (steamy music) ♪
- That is really funny.
♪ (steamy music) ♪
- What else you got?
- (Carl) Hang out with your mom.
♪ (steamy music) ♪
- No, they're violating Jimmy Neutron's mom.
- "The world's fastest reflex."
(slow-mo collision) - Ooh!
Bust him right in his head, too.
Woo!
(slow-mo collision)
- (exhaling) Wow. That was--
That's honestly me, though.
I feel like that's happened to me before.
- Everything looks terrible in slow-mo.
- Oh my god. - Oh, it got him.
- Oh god. This hurts.
- Not funny at all.
- I like how the people in the back are just not even paying attention.
♪ (curse laden music) ♪
- "Mom finds eight grader's Spotify playlist."
- ♪ (curse laden music) ♪ - Oh no.
- (mom) [Inaudible].
[Inaudible]-- - (snickering)
It's the fact that somebody was watching her do it.
(laughing) (buzzer)
- Mom, just stop. Just stop.
- ♪ (curse laden music) ♪
- Why does she keep going?
- (singing along) ♪ ...friends, we get turnt up ♪
♪ We get turnt... ♪
Aaah, did I just laugh because I got excited?
Ah, okay, whatever. It's okay.
It's worth it. I got turnt up.
(buzzer)
- ♪ (curse laden music) ♪
- (chuckling) I'm sorry.
I can't. The mom's face.
Oh my god. (buzzer)
- ♪ (curse laden music) ♪
- She and her son are gonna have a looooong talk after this.
- Oh, they got a Jesus picture right on top.
(hearty laugh)
(buzzer)
- (mom) Disgusting [bleep] they were talking about.
- That is hard! - (mom) Sex, suckin'...
and you think that's fine and that's funny?
- She is mad.
- (mom) Well, tell me what you want to say about this.
- (laughing) - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- She is mad!
Uh-oh. - (cracking up)
(buzzer)
- (mom) ...disgusting [bleep] they're talking about,
[bleep], sex--
- You don't to hear your mom say those words.
- (mom) And you think that's fine and that's funny?
- See, what she has to do is start listening to it
and act like she likes it, and then he won't listen to it anymore.
- (boy 1) Go!
- (boy 2) Let's do it.
- Oh no! - (cameraman) Oh no!
- No. Whoa! (explosion)
- (cameraman) Oh no!
- Those things are cheap-ass anyway.
Well, that's what you get.
You're lucky it didn't start a fire.
- (cameraman) Oh no!
- Who thinks to do that? - (cameraman) Oh no!
(explosion) - Aaah!
That is crazy. - That's awful.
- That's not even funny. - No.
- (child giggling) - Wee!
He's gonna throw up.
- Oh no. - This is awesome.
- (cameraman) He gon' fall when he get up.
- I already want to laugh because this kid is so cute!
(buzzer)
- Looks like the teacups at Disneyland.
I hate that ride.
- There we go.
There you go! - (dad laughing)
- That's what I'd do, just lay on the ground.
- That's it.
Well, that's what children are for.
Your enjoyment.
- That's his best move, like, trying to take a step, no chance.
All right, here we go. - (laughing)
- (laughing) (buzzer)
- The mom would care if the kid got hurt or not.
The dad's just laughing and keeps recording.
- (dad laughing) - Oh my god.
- (FBE) You won! - Yes?
That took-- oh my god.
No way!
- Yes! Woo, finally!
- Yes! - (FBE laughing)
- Now I can laugh at them and smile at them.
(laughing)
- It's a fun competition.
I'm glad I got to participate.
- Thanks for watching us try not to smile or laugh
on the React channel.
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Make sure to subscribe.
- (both) Thanks for watching!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Bye!
- Hey, guys, I'm Zach, React channel producer.
Thank you so much for watching this episode.
I gotta go because I think Hunter Pence actually wanted to hang out me.
- (cameraman) He doesn't. - Oh. Okay.