- [Mike] So what are we doing here today?
- Mike is making us change in our cars.
- Against our will! (laughter)
- It's Ladylike and help us! (laughter)
(playful, bouncy music)
I'm a hot-blooded American woman.
Of course I've changed in my car before.
I've changed a tampon in my car before.
- I'm actually a reptile. - Ooh.
(hearty laughter)
- I've shed skins in my car!
Anyway, what's this about you changing a tampon?
(laughter) (beep)
- I've changed in my car but also in the driver's seat.
I've never used energy to go to the back
where there's more space.
- Hmm mm.
- When I do it, I'm always sweating bullets.
- Mm hmm.
- It's so cramped, it's stressful.
Also, I don't have tinted windows,
so I'm like I gotta do it quick before people see.
Really a free show.
- So it's a good thing we're doing this
in a car that will be parked on our lot.
- Yes. - Great.
I've changed in the front seat, but never effectively.
There are times when like I'll get in the car
and I'm like, well, I'm not like fully dressed,
so I guess I gotta figure that out.
But then I pull into the lot and I'm like,
uh oh, I'm at work! (laughter)
- [Mike] This is gonna be a competition to see
which of you can change from day look
to night look the fastest.
- Are we doing make-up too? - No.
- Why are you making this worse?
- Right, right, shh, shh.
- I do this all the time.
When I'm producing a video, I'm like
it would be funny if we made it harder for everyone,
and then I'm like wait, I have to do it too.
- Yeah. - This sucks.
(laughter)
- [Mike] That's you in every beauty roulette, Kristin.
- Wow, rude, accurate, and unfortunate (laughter).
This is the scene.
We're single, professional ladies on the town.
- Mm!
- We have to change quickly from one event to another.
But we can't find a bathroom,
so we gotta do it in the backseat.
- So in this world, events are in high demand,
but bathrooms are not.
- Yeah! (laughter)
- We basically just wanna see if we can do
funny things in the backseat that are not sex.
- The funny thing is, if this were happening in real life,
I probably would just be like, it's a night look.
- Same, I would've been like,
it's night now (hearty laughter).
Okay, so I'm gonna be wearing a really long sequined gown
and then also some heels.
I think I can get in this and into that in 90 seconds.
- You could have said three minutes,
and then we could've been like, me too (laughter),
and then the bar would've been set.
Today I brought a black dress,
and I was gonna bring another dress that was tighter,
but then I thought no.
- So my look is going to be a jumpsuit.
Day jumpsuit to night jumpsuit.
- Wow, that's hard.
- Also, that jumpsuit has a zipper in the back, so
- Damn. - I just thought about that.
- Sounds like a you problem.
- Ooh! (laughter)
(imitates cat snarling)
- Ladies, kittens (laughter).
(imitates cat mewing obnoxiously)
- I think it's gonna take me two and a half minutes.
- [Mike] The less adjusting you have to do
once you're out of the car, the better.
- Okay, I should make it clear, though,
in my night look my bra will be present.
But it's a choice that I'm making.
- I'm gonna say that my choice is to be a mess,
so if I (laughter) come out of the car
and I'm a mess, it's a choice.
- [Mike] The less it looks like you had to change
this outfit in the back of the car, the better.
- [Fred] The better.
- It's a 2009 Corolla.
This isn't Cinderella's pumpkin, okay?
Let's lower our expectations (laughter).
- 2009 Corolla, ladies (laughter).
- Did I hear a (beep) wagon? (laughter)
- Typically when you're changing in the car,
you're trying to not show everyone the goods, right?
You're trying to like block visions,
so people don't see your naked body.
- [Mike] Just assume that it's night, but it's not private.
- What if I just stick my ass just square on the window?
What if it's like just--
- If it needs to happen, it needs to happen.
- What if I need my butt to shield you from my boobs?
- [Mike] Let's change in my car!
- Yay! - Whoo!
- Sexy!
(playful, bouncy music)
- For what it's worth, Fred, I really like this jumpsuit.
- It's a great outfit. - Thank you.
- I hope you lose.
- I will (laughter).
- Kristin has changed bras ahead of time.
- Yes!
- Devin's not changing her shoes.
They're just slide-ons.
- Are you gonna change your bra, Freddy?
- No.
I don't have a bra.
- I think Fred's ready to win.
- I think Fred's ready to participate.
- Yes, I have participation points.
- [Mike] Ready and
time starts now! (bell dings repeatedly)
- Okay! - Go, Fred!
- Go, Fred, go!
Take your clothes off!
I can't see in there, but I think she's naked.
- She's leaning back.
You know what that means, boys.
- Whoa, I'm trying to see.
Oh oh!
- I can see her little head.
- I can see, oh, she's taking her shirt off.
Oh!
There goes the shirt.
Oh, that GoPro is center stage, isn't it?
- Yep!
(laughter)
Center stage.
Oh my god, is that woman naked?!
- [Fred] Blur out my (beep), please.
- Fred, you shouldn't have worn two things today!
It's very quiet in that car.
- [Devin] She's focusing.
- I'm focused. - The car's moving a lot.
- I feel like she's zeroing in on that zipper.
She's really getting it unzipped,
really focusing on her game plan.
- I don't see her at all.
Oh, there she is. - Yep.
- Fred, how ya doing?
- [Fred] Trying to get this buckle fastened.
- I can't hear you, Fred.
You're gonna need to speak up!
- [Mike] She's struggling with the buckle.
(cheering)
(buzzer)
- [Woman] Time!
- [Kristin] Wow!
- One minute, 23 seconds. - She surprised me.
- [Kristin] Wait, did you not zip up the back?
- [Mike] Turn around, girl (laughter).
- Wow.
I got it halfway.
(laughter)
- [Devin] I love this jumpsuit, though.
- [Mike] This is gorgeous.
- [Devin] Look at that booty!
- What was your time?
- [Woman] One minute, 23 seconds.
- Yeah. - Well, you didn't
zip up the back, though.
(laughter)
- [Devin] Wow.
- Somebody's rude (laughter).
I'm honestly very impressed.
I think Fred actually set a really
high standard for you guys.
- I'm really excited to disappoint your expectations.
- Can I also not zip up the back?
- [Mike] I mean, it's almost a look.
- [Fred] It's a look.
(laughter)
- [Kristin] It's an exposed back with wings (laughter).
- [Mike] All right, Kristin's up.
- Hi, I'm up.
- Are those Crocs a part of your night look?
- [Kristin] No! I have heels!
Unlike you, I brought shoes.
- Yeah, I just decided to stick with the slides.
- Mm hmm! - All right.
- I brought shoes!
- Imma sip my tea.
- I have to get off a romper.
- [Fred] Mm hmm.
- I'm gonna be nude.
- Who's editing this, because you're gonna see my boobs.
- [Mike] Probably me.
- 'Kay. - Or Kelly.
- Yes! My two favorite boob-seers!
(laughter)
- [Mike] And, go! (bell trilling)
- [Fred] Uh oh, uh oh.
- Time to get naked in Mike's car!
- Oh my god, I hate this already!
(Mike laughing)
- Wow, she's going really fast.
- Oh yeah, the car does look like there's some
steamy action happening in the back seat.
- There's some motivation happening.
- Where's the top of this?!
- I don't think I have that much fire in me today.
She's just really going for it.
- There's so many sparkles!
Why does it have to be a tulip hem?!
- Sparkles flying everywhere.
Huzzah!
- Boom! (buzzer
- [Woman] That was 50 seconds.
- Wow!
- [Kristin] Thank you!
- [Woman] That is the time to beat.
- [Fred] And she predicted 90, so she's--
- [Kristin] I predicted 90.
- 40 seconds early than what she thought.
- Uh huh!
- And this dress is spectacular.
- It is very cute.
- [Devin] When did you wear this dress last, Kristin?
- Never.
- [Devin] Really?
- I've never worn it.
- [Devin] It's so cute.
- I've just been hanging onto it for a special occasion.
- Mike's car, huh?
- Oh, so you mean you can zip the back
of your own outfits every time you ask me for help?
- I didn't unzip it.
I just slid it over my head (laughter).
- This is just highway robbery.
- Wow.
- My underwear is sliding down.
- [Mike] Oh, it is?
- Where are you headed?
- I don't know.
Home to my couch.
- [Fred] Okay. (laughter)
Your hair's a little askew, I will say that.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I don't think you're jusing this.
I don't think you're the jus (Mike laughs).
- Listen!
You had comments about my zipper.
- I'm very impressed with the speed.
Like, that was incredible.
Limbs were flinging everywhere (Kristin laughing).
Sequins were flinging everywhere.
- I was very nude in your car (Mike laughs).
- I could see (hearty laughter).
I had a view.
- I was 100% pure nude in your car (laughter).
- My favorite kind of nude in my car.
I do agree that the hair is a little bit
stride of pride-y.
- Wait!
Are you saying that I had sex in the backseat of your car?
- [Mike] Yes, that is what I'm saying.
All right, Devin, it's your time to shine.
- I already feel like a winner.
I've never done it in the backseat before,
but here we go! (bell dings repeatedly)
- Oh! - Oh, oh, I guess she's going!
Devin, oh, I left my clothes in the backseat of the car.
- [Devin] You sure did! (laughter)
- Deduction, deduction for you.
- [Devin] Okay.
- [Kristin] No it's, shut up!
- [Fred] It is a deduction.
- [Kristin] Hey, Devin!
Devin only has two things to take off.
Wow! - Whoo!
- Wow.
I didn't know we'd be in the splash zone (laughter).
This zipper is eluding me!
- Wow, Devin's literally nude.
- [Mike] But she can't find the zipper.
- She can't find the zipper?
- It's all black!
The whole dress is black!
The sparkles are black!
Devin's just trying to stick it out of her head.
Devin's not changing her shoes.
- No.
- [Mike] She's never worn this dress before, though.
- Oh, wait, wait!
(buzzer)
(hearty laughter)
Wait, Devin is still zipping herself up
when she came out of the car!
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Listen, I (laughter) know who I am.
- Devin shouldn't even dress--
- What's my time?
- [Woman] 47 seconds.
- Yeah, but Devin's zipper was all the way down.
- So are my standards (laughter).
Should we do--
- No.
- A tiebreaker? (laughter)
- We'll be a tie if you got 50.
- Nah, oh, I guess I won.
- I guess I won.
- I guess I won even though my zipper
was all the way the (beep) down.
It's not even up now. - Fred.
- You didn't even - Turn around.
shoot effectively.
(laughter)
- Oh wow! (laughter)
- [Mike] Well this is a look.
- [Kristin] Yeah.
(laughter)
- Don't forget my shoe is under the wheel of your car.
- So Kristin gets deducted points because her clothes
being in the car posed as an issue for Devin's
space-wise. - No, it did not!
- That was a safety concern. - Space-wise.
- It was a safety concern.
I will admit, I do not think the shoes go with this outfit.
(laughter)
- [Mike] That was very exciting.
- I'm dressed to go to a very glamorous funeral.
- Very impressed by this speed,
especially considering you've never
put on this dress before.
You didn't know what you were doing.
- (beep) out.
- And, you know, you did deal with Kristin's
clothing being in the back.
- [Fred] Mm hmm.
- That was never a rule that was established!
- It was so hard for me. (laughter)
- Oh, it was? - It was so hard.
- Honestly, everyone did great.
I will assess.
- I just discovered that Freddy left her sock in the car.
- One tiny sock. (laughter)
It did not ruin Devin's chances or your own chances.
Listen, I got last place.
- Okay, whatever! (laughter)
- [Mike] You did it!
- [All Women] We did it!
- These are cute looks, and you did them in my car.
- Mine's not cute.
Mine isn't.
I look like I fell into my purse.
- I mean, I don't think it's not cute.
- I look like I fell into my purse! (laughing)
- I think it's fine.
- You're not covered in tampons.
I think from here up, you did great.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Also, your legs are beautiful.
- Wow, thank you happenin' parade!
- Wow, did she put on her legs?
- I definitely gave a free show
because I wasn't wearing a bra at all.
- So brave, so brave.
- [Mike] As far as timing goes,
Devin is the winner, so congratulations, Devin.
(applause) (brassy, triumphant music)
- What?
- [Mike] That's how time works.
- Yeah, wait, so. - Okay, but--
- You got 47 seconds.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- But she didn't zip herself up at all.
I could have gotten 47 seconds
if I didn't finish something.
- That is a fair point (laughter).
I did shirk my responsibilities.
Kristin did leave her clothes in the back of the car.
- That was not explicitly stated to be a rule.
- But, it wasn't an even playing field.
There wasn't a constant.
- You also benefit from me contesting this!
- Incredible, you guys.
I will say that even though, Fred, you took the longest,
you looked the most put together
when you came out. - Oh, thank you!
- Fred also didn't zip up the back of her jumpsuit!
- It was more zipped up than Devin's was.
Devin's was 0% zipped. - I was 100% zipped up!
- Yeah, but you had came out with sex hair, so.
- I always have sex hair! (laughter)
- [Mike] This was particularly sexy.
- I'm protesting this.
- Cool.
(hearty laughter)
- Cool!
- This is a crime! (laughter)
- Changing into night looks in the backseat of a car.
- Lady tested.
- Lady contested.
- Sorry, Kristin. - You salty.
- I am salty.
I am filing a complaint with the board
of no one gives a (beep).
(laughter)
- Oh my god, I'm president of that.
- Oh my god, amazing!
What do you think?
- I don't care.
(laughter)
(playful, whimsical music)