Who did this?
Who did this to her?
Was it him?
Ah, good day, everyone!
and welcome to today's video
it feels like freaking summer out today that's why I'm starting out by the pool
because it just feels nice and fresh
now I'm sorry about all of you guys on the East Coast
wherever you are in the world, uh, whether it be England or somewhere else that's freezing cold
I'm sorry it's warm here, and I'm living for it!
I'm thinking about going swimming soon, just got back from the gym, uh have my gym shoes on
but I wanna show you guys something so freaking crazy that I found out about these shoes
So, if you do flash photography on them
or I guess, like, any sort of, like, bright light
it will be iridescent!
which is so crazy 'cause you guys know how obsessed I am with that
so the fact that that's a thing, uh, I'm so excited to share this little moment with you all
Here we go
You could see it! It was so majestic!
Oh my gosh, that is literally every damn thing I have ever seen in my life
I wish that's what -
I mean it's like a little hidden gift, a gift from God to Joey
Uh, so yeah that's, that's my excitement of today - aside from going swimming
Oh! Ex-squeal me, I didn't know you were out here, Little White Fox
What the hell do you think you're doing? Huh? What're you doing?
Ohh, there's your big brother, Wolfie, coming in for the attention kill
Are you guys gonna play a little? Oh, get him, Woflie! Get him!
Oh my gosh it's so funny, Storm is like an attack dog.
He'll attack Wolf if I, like, hold Wolf I'll be like, "Oh, Hi Wolfie! Hi, Wolf! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?"
He gets very jealous. Get him, Storm! Get him! Get him, Storm! C'mon get him!
Awe he's like "No, I love my big brother! I love him, I give him kisses, not bites! yeah!"
Oh, they're the best of brothers, aren't they? You can fit completely under him! That's crazy!
Look at them, they're the sweetest puppies ever
Are you pooping?! Or peeing, what's going on right now?
Just a little tinkle? Oh, he's squirting out some pee! You just peed on your foot!
You're sick, c'mere! C'mere! You're going in for a little bath
Yeah, you're going swimming with me, kay?
Just put your paws in
He's like, "What is this? Vhat is this nonsense?"
Do you wanna go swimming - he's like, "Get me inside!" He's like a freaking cat
Hey! Careful! Oh, gosh, he's going to get everything wet
Uh oh, it's that time again
Have to change those dirty freaking filters, I can't wait to show you guys the night and day
I think I got some in my eye - these are the clean filters and wait 'til you see what they look like
when they come down so dirty, it's repulsive
Alright, we can take this down - first of all, this grate is completely dusty, but holy crap
That's so bad! LA, you're so disgusting! I think I changed this like 2 months ago
and it's already so dirty, okay I'm not going to look up because I don't want dust in my eyes
Oh, that's scary, I hate that
Ew - filthy, filthy, filthy, disgusting air
Yikes! Here let's get a comparison of the two
Oooh which one do you want as your filter? Gross! Eww
Alright, so I was just upstairs gaming, filming a little Crazycraft
Come downstairs because I hear something, I'm like "Oh, those boys are up to no good, I can tell"
Sooo, you boys wanna tell me what happened? Huh?
You! You think that this is funny, don't you? Well it's not this is a funeral that is happening, there's a book
with ripped edges, let's follow these pieces - what did they rip up?
Lana!! Oh my gosh, Girl, are you okay? What happened to you? What did you do?
What did you do to her?
What did she ever do to you? How could you? My poor, poor Lana Del Rey
Sit. Sit. Who did this? Who did this to her? Was it him?
Are you happy with yourself? Oh, you can't even look at her, can you?
"Wolf, what did you do to me?? What did you do to me? How could you? Or was it you? It was you, wasn't it?"
Let's see, was it him? Yup, it was him. Storm!
I don't even know where these were, I don't know how they got them
Boys, c'mon! Come in the water with me! Get in the pool! C'mere, Wolf! Storm, c'mon!
He's like "Oh, I don't know about that, I don't know about that, Dad" Oh my God, the water is so nice
Ah, are you all so "jealousa?" Ah, I thought so
What are you doing? What're you doing, Wolfers? Huh?
Oh, Hi Storm! Did you come to swim with me? Careful, that's my phone, don't wanna get that in
Uh, I came out for a little swima-doodle-doo like I said I would, um, and I'm going to be listening to a little
"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire," I have it playing.
Guys, it is - I feel like I talk about this so much, but, like, when you're in the "Harry Potter" World, like
a lot of you guys probably already read "Harry Potter," um, so you understand what I'm going through right now
It's literally just like, I feel like I wanna be in that world so bad so my whole, like, real life is kind of
mixed with that as a non-reality - I don't know what I'm trying to say, but, um, anyways
I have always watched the movies and I've been such a big fan so getting to read the books is
much deeper and intense because like right now "Goblet of Fire" is going to take me 20 hours to finish
or so it says on Audible, 19 hours and 50 minutes, when the movie's only 2 hours, so it's like there's so much
information that's not in there and I guess when I wasn't reading the books I was like "Oh, like, it's just the best
parts are in the movie" But, that's not true at all! There's so many good parts that are in the books
So that's why I've been enjoying listening to Audible, I'll just, like, put it on when I'm, like, getting ready in the
morning or in the car and it's just, like, it becomes a story throughout my day so it's not just, like, when you're
sitting down reading a book, you can, like, take it with you on the go which I think is really cool
So, I'm gonna shoutout to Audible, um, and if you guys want a 30 day free trial you can go to
and they have like 180,000 other titles on there so it's more than just "Harry Potter" in case you were wondering
So I highly recommend that you guys start reading with me because I want people to talk about it on Twitter with
I'll be tweeting people about, like, a certain part or something and it's just so exciting so anyways,
I'm gonna go back to my swima-doodle-doo, uh, but, if you want a 30 day trial on Audible just go to Audib-asdfk;
Audible.com/JOEY
I'm gonna go back to swimming, shall I? I need a little gillyweed - haven't gotten to that part, yet!
Uh oh, now they've got the zoomiez
Uh oh, there he goes
So, does this mean I need a pedicure?? Like, what the heck, monster!
That's so crazy it looks like I have the giantest claws on my feet, that's kinda scary, to be honest
Oh, hello there
So, it's later I played a bunch of freaking gaming I recorded HungerCraft and some CandyCraft
If you guys don't know what those words mean, it means you're not subscribed to my gaming channel and you
probably should, link below
Anyways, I am in the new guest room which was my old office and I was going through some boxes
and I found my very first headshots that I got taken when I first moved to L.A. and they're -
I never even used them, I don't even think they're opened it's so ridiculous
I'm gonna show you, um, right now
Oh, they're not like too bad, but it's, like, it's funny, for sure
Okay, so here is one of them
Look at that boy, who is he? Smiling, happy little boisterous boy
Look it, it's still in the plastic wrap it's everything, though! Look at it!
And then there's a more dramatic one, get ready for this one, oh, yes! Gorgeous
He's a little boy blue in Los Angeles - striking
Ridiculous, and then - even on top of that - I came across my old report cards from high school and it's so
embarrassing, like, I was getting, here if you guys think you're doing bad in your classes, look
F's on like three of my exams, a D, D, C-, C-
that was 9th grade, that was the year that I did terrible, um, but I wanna show you guys the room actually
So this is what it looks like, c'mon focus
it's become, like, my favorite room in the house, it's just so pretty
Gorgeous, yes, wonderful
Got some crystals over here, more crystals up there, dangling crystals, it's like a crystal guest room
Over here there's an amethyst in that, this looks so wonderful, I live, I love - gorgeous
Anyways, I think that's all for today's video
Um, I hope you guys enjoyed, I hope you liked my younger self dramatic headshots
Anyways, give this video a thumbs up if you enjoyed today's video and I will see you all tomorrow
Good damn bye!