- We finish each other's sandwiches?
- You do realize this is recorded and you're lying?
- Now we're talking.
♪ The Age of Aquarius ♪
- I am Kristen Bell and I am friends with Josh Gad, I think?
- No, you should know.
It can actually be proven in a court of law
if it comes to that.
- Friendship does not belong in a court of law.
- That's life in 2020, girl.
I'm Josh Gad, amongst other things,
I'm friends with Kristen Bell.
And now we are here to take Buzzfeed's quiz.
- A best friends quiz?
- A best friends quiz.
I don't need it tested, I know already.
- I don't either.
No one could test our friendship, Josh.
- No, except for Buzzfeed which is about to.
(upbeat music)
Check off every detail
you get correct about your best friend.
Okay, Kristen, you go first, what's my birthday?
- February 23rd.
- You looked it up on the internet.
I literally saw you look it up on the internet.
- I did, but--
- You know how I know you looked it up on the internet?
'Cause I did the same thing, Miss July 18th.
They can't test us if we're at home.
- Well, you can test me,
'cause my internet is really shaky.
- But you're Kristen Bell.
- I'm not allowed to have internet, you know?
- Dax is against it?
- Yeah, he against it.
We try to stay off the grid.
- So we both got our birthdays correct.
It doesn't matter that we cheated.
That's an easy Google, your astrological sign, Cancer.
- Yes, correct.
Let's see, you're not a Capricorn, you're the second one.
Nope, you're the third one.
- You tell me.
- You tell me, it's your birthday.
- Well, you're wrong, I'm not the third one.
I'm a Pisces. - The second one.
- I'm a Pisces, I'm the fish.
And it's not the third one, so you were wrong.
- What is it, the fourth one?
- Pisces!
Number two!
- No!
Then I said Pisces, because listen to me Josh,
Capricorn is technically the first one,
'cause it rolls right through January.
- You do realize this is recorded and you're lying,
that they can use this.
- No.
Somebody call the moon, because listen,
my husband is a Capricorn, and he's January 2nd, I think.
- Like, Aquarius is technically the first.
♪ This is dawning of the Age of Aquarius ♪
- No, because Capricorn rolls from December to Jan
and then if we're talking--
- It rolls, so it starts in December.
So meaning, if it starts in December,
my daughter's birthday is in December,
it's not like a rolling birthday into January.
She's not--
- I don't like it when you corner me.
What I will say, is I was thinking of Capricorn
as the number one, Aquarius as the number two,
the number three one,
which I don't know the name of, Pisces, right?
- That's incorrect.
Your middle name, I wanna say Sheila.
- Incorrect.
- Kristen Sheila Bell.
- My middle name is Ann.
Your middle name--
- You looked it up.
- No, I didn't.
I'm gonna guess.
Rockafeller.
- Nope, it's Sheila.
I'm Josh Sheila Gad.
My name is actually Ilan, it's Ilan.
Joshua Ilan Gad.
This next one you should know,
because you saved my parents during a hurricane.
Do you remember their names
or were you just like, Mr. and Mrs. Gad?
- First of all, I was always like, Mr. and Mrs. Gad,
because that is how I roll.
But I think their names are Sam and Susan, yes?
- You looked that up.
- No.
Maybe.
- My parents' names are Sam and Susan.
My biological father's name is Sam.
My step-dad is named Stan, that's the one that you met.
And my mother is Susan.
And the internet really did help you,
except I didn't cheat on this one.
I just happen to know that your parents
are Donald and Amber Bell.
- Good old Don and Amby.
No.
First of all, depends on how many parents you wanna name.
I've had a few, you know?
- Okay, name some.
- Lorelei, Tom, Kelly, John, another John.
- Do you understand the definition of parents?
- Yeah, they're people who help raise you and love you.
I have lots of people that loved me.
- So loose definition?
I have a lot of people who loved me,
I wouldn't say that they're my parents.
- But if we're talking sperm and ovum--
- Yeah.
- We're talking Tom and Lori.
- That's who I would've guessed.
Do you think I have brothers or sisters?
- I think you have a sister.
- Okay, what's her name?
- Harmony.
- You're wrong, it's not Harmony,
'cause I don't have a sister.
I led you astray
intentionally to blind you. - Dang it!
Are you an only child?
- No, I have two brothers.
We're Jason, Jeffrey, and Josh.
I was supposed to be the sister.
I was supposed to be Jenny.
That didn't turn out the way my parents wanted.
- That's what I was thinking of.
- You're a single child.
- Depends on how you look at it.
- I can't take these loose definitions anymore.
I don't know how to answer these questions
with very sort of--
- I play life fast and loose.
There's nothing you could Google or quiz.
I'm outside the box, okay?
I can't be defined.
- Hey Siri, does Kristen Bell have siblings?
- Let's see what she says.
- [Siri] The answer is Sara Bell, Jody Bell, John Avedian.
- Would you like to meet Sara, Jody, and John?
'Cause you clearly don't have a memory of them.
You have a big family.
- Yeah, I know, well let me--
- You have Matt, Megan.
- My dad is one of 12, okay?
There's 57 or so cousin and then there's like
into the 70s of great-grandkids, okay?
We are like rabbits.
We're like jack rabbits.
Okay, they're from Ohio, there's a lot of sex.
My parents were married and I'm the only child
from that marriage.
My dad then married Kelly,
who's been my step-mom since I was three.
And she brought in Jody and Sara,
who are not Jody and Sara Bell,
they have different last name of their father.
And then my mom, when she married Ray,
there's four on that side.
- Are you gonna update Siri tonight?
- Yeah, I'm all over my Wikipedia page.
There's a ton of changes to be made.
- By the way, I'm gonna give myself credit
for getting them right.
'Cause I technically got them right.
The name of your current pet.
I'm sure you have a pet, you have two girls.
- You don't know if I have pets?
- You seem like a loving, caring, doting person.
- Maybe I've never hit you up for money
for my animal rescue stuff,
but yeah, I have an unfortunate amount of pets.
- How many pets do you have?
- I have three dogs.
Two of them that are on death's door
and having nothing to do with corona, they're just old.
I've got a soft spot for senior dogs,
so we got a lot of senior dogs coming through.
- I was on your property
and I never saw dogs, so I couldn't remember.
- They're seniors, they sleep all day.
But then we got a new one named Frank,
and he's a real little (beep).
- All right, well, do you think I have an animal?
- Yes, I know you have a beautiful little dog.
And I wanna say her name is Daisy?
- Didi.
- Didi!
- Your all time favorite Disney movie.
I should know this.
'Cause I mean, we've discussed this probably so many times.
I'm gonna say, "Little Mermaid".
- Yeah, it's a tie
between "Little Mermaid" and "Aladdin" for me,
but I think I might go with "Little Mermaid",
since I love Sebastian so much.
Your favorite all time Disney movie--
Do you know like a minute ago,
I fully just forgot we were on camera doing a quiz
and I thought--
- You just thought that we were talking
with nobody watching.
Buzzfeed likes the lull you into feeling safe.
- They did.
"Aladdin"?
- You're right. - Yeah.
- Take the credit.
Your favorite Broadway musical,
obviously I know that, it's "The Book of Mormon".
- Nope.
But I did love "The Book of Mormon".
It was compelling.
- Did you see me in "Book of Mormon"?
- I did!
I did!
I was gonna say I just missed you,
but no I did, I saw you and Andrew.
- I know your favorite show,
'cause you're very public about it, it's "Hamilton".
- It's not my favorite show,
but I do love "Hamilton", like with every bone in my body.
My favorite show is way more obscure,
and it's Stephen Sondheim's "A Little Night Music".
(Josh gasps)
- Oh, I love "A Little Night Music".
♪ Every day a little death in the parlor ♪
- Can we do that together?
Can we do a little "Night Music" together?
- I would love to.
♪ Soon I promise, soon I won't shy. ♪
Oh my god, I can't--
- So beautiful.
- I can't get enough of it.
What is your favorite all time musical,
I'm gonna--
Wow, I don't know.
Because you--
- I'll give you a hint,
it was announced as a motion picture remake today.
- Today?
Again, my internet is very spotty.
- Well, then I'll tell you.
Just think Jew.
- June?
- Jew, no N.
Just all Jew.
- Is there a Jewish musical?
- Well, it's not "Oliver", I'll tell you that.
You've never heard of "Fiddler on the Roof"?
(Kristen gasps)
- Oh, of course.
Last TV show that you binge-watched.
"The Good Place", that's why you're pointing at me?
No.
- No, wrong.
- Something else on my resume, perhaps?
- "Veronica Mars"!
- You did not!
- The actual last one I binged though
was "The Crown" season three.
The last one you binge-watched, "Central Park".
- Well, that's true--
But you know that 'cause you sent me the links.
- Doesn't matter how I know it.
I know what I know.
For your biggest celebrity crush, Lin-Manuel Miranda.
- You knew that.
- Well, you put a picture of him on your--
Like, that's sort of like a big giveaway.
- Yeah, sure.
Look, I'm trying not to be too thirsty, okay?
Just between us.
You know what I want him to be is in charge of everything.
- I want him to just write my obituary.
I want it to be just beautiful.
I want it to just be like flowery poetry.
- Your celebrity crush is--
I have no idea where to start.
Maybe, I'm gonna based off of
if I'm looking at your wife as a type, Salma Hayek.
- No, like actually way off the mark.
- Oh no!
But Ida kind of has like a sultry, dark-haired, olive skin.
- It's Ida, but Ida does too.
(Kristen laughs)
Ida has a sultry look. - Late, it's late.
- That would be the equivalent
of me calling your husband Dix.
- A lot of people do.
You know how many people call him Zax?
Please tell Zax I said hi.
- Evan Rachel Wood, I have the biggest crush on her.
I could never admit that to her,
'cause she was our co-star.
- I won't tell anyone.
- But I just think she's so--
Well, she knows now.
I mean, now she knows, she's gotta know, it's on Buzzfeed.
- Yeah.
- But she like makes my heart flutter, she's so beautiful.
- Yeah, she's really got that face, man, woo!
All right, I didn't get any of those.
Okay, your least favorite food,
I'm gonna say is pickles.
- No, I like pickles.
- Me too!
- I don't love too sweet pickles,
but I like pickles a lot.
- Send them to my plate.
- My least favorite food is liver.
I had anything sinewy.
I don't like--
- That's not a food, that's why.
You can't count that one.
Like what about something that people actually eat.
Nobody likes liver.
- No, as you can tell,
I'm pretty much a go for mostly anything.
You don't like spicy very much do you.
- How do you leave meeting?
Is there a button?
- You do like spicy?
- I was one of the best contestants Hot Wings has ever had.
- Oh!
I never saw.
- I love spicy to the degree where I actually think
Dax and I--
Zax, you know my husband.
We've killed our taste buds.
I think they're dead.
- I take that back, you love spicy food.
- I do.
- What is your least favorite?
- Oh, I don't like goat cheese.
Coffee order, I'm gonna say you drink black coffee.
- You know that, 'cause I've discussed it
on your husband's podcast.
Full disclosure, didn't listen to it.
- That's a sign of a real (beep) head right there.
That's a real, real shitty thing to do.
- He goes to work, he talks, then he comes home, he talks.
I gotta listen to an hour of him talking with people
when I'm not even with him, that's my break.
- That's a lot of talking.
You like something iced.
You like a little bit of sweet in there.
Not too much, not excessive.
You don't like sweet?
- I don't like sweet.
I don't like sweet drinks at all.
- Let me finish, you like something sweet to look at,
but not to drink.
You like something that's like, hey, that drink looks sweet.
- I usually like a matcha.
- Matcha's good.
You're more of a tea drinker.
- Now we're talking.
If I could hook up iced green tea
right here all day, I would.
- You're favorite alcoholic drink, it's a made up drink.
It's not even a drink most people have heard before,
it's something like The Shitty Poppa.
It's something that you came up with.
- Like The Buttery Nipple?
- Yeah.
- That is a real drink.
- You like a good vodka.
- I feel like we're really embarrassing ourselves,
when we're like, I love Josh, I love Kristen,
we're great friends,
and then we truly just don't know the facts.
- This isn't a quiz about what you know about each other,
it's a quiz about like, why won't you invite me over.
You've never invited me into your home
other than to record my voice on your husband's podcast.
- You know why?
You're never available, Josh,
because you're always working.
But I like the stuff you put out,
so I let you work, I just wanna be really clear.
I let you work.
Okay, I don't drink.
I have never drank.
- Is that right?
That's why I don't know what the hell you drink.
- I drank like in my 20s, like normal time,
and then I was just like,
God, why do I have a headache for 72 hours
after I have a half of glass of wine?
So I stopped for like 15 years.
Then last July someone poured me a glass of Rose,
and I have been drinking Rose,
but it's very new to me,
because I'm like the person who,
I can't get on the internet, I just discovered Rose,
I'm like so lame.
But I do like Rose
and I have to say what my favorite drink would be,
it would be that,
because it's the only drink I'm really familiar with.
- What do I drink?
- Yes.
I think you drink Jack and Coke.
- A high school senior drinks Jack and Coke.
That's the most offensive thing you've ever said to me.
- Well, you know why?
My husband is sober and when he talks about his glory days
when he was really being crazy,
he talks about Jack and Coke. (laughs)
- No, I do like--
- A chocolate martini!
- No.
- Cosmopolitan!
- I like a good whiskey.
I do like the occasional jalapeno flavored margarita.
Like, I do like that kind of thing.
- Your favorite swear word, nipple clamp.
- I can't decide, so that's incorrect.
All of them.
- Your favorite swear word is shart.
- No, piggy (beep).
- Your go-to karaoke song, "Blame It On the Rain".
- That's the shittiest thing anybody's ever said about me.
I actually go really crazy high.
So my go-to karaoke song is--
♪ And I ♪
- I should have known that 'cause you've done that before.
What's mine?
♪ Thinking about the man in the mirror ♪
- I don't do karaoke.
I mean, I've been karaoking before,
but it's never something I really got into,
so I wouldn't even know.
If I had to, I'd ask politely
if they had a musical theater section
and probably ask another person
to go "For Good" from "Wicked".
♪ Because I knew you ♪
♪ And I have been changed for good ♪
- I hope you get that role.
I hope your agent is calling every day.
- I think I might be too old.
- No.
(upbeat music)
- I don't think we did well.
- Oh, I got 15 out of 15!
- You checked all of them?
- Yeah, didn't you?
- No!
I'm an honest individual, I checked six on the list.
You know a lot about your best friend,
you've been friends for a while now,
and you know all the basics and then some.
You can't to become even close as the years go on.
- Mine says, "You know absolutely everything
"there is to know about your best friend.
"You've been in each other's lives for a long time now,
"and you even finish each other's sentences.
"You're basically the same person."
- We finish each other's sandwiches?
We have been in each other's lives for over 10 years.
You've seen my through--
- Yeah, I met you in college, that's 20 years.
So go watch
"Central Park" now! - "Central Park"!
On Apple TV+, check it out!
- It is one of the most fun things
I've ever done in my life.
- [Kristen] I don't know if six out of 15
is good enough for me.
I'm gonna be researching you all night.
- [Josh] You know how you should research?
Listen to your husband's (beep) podcast
where I literally talk about my entire life.
(upbeat music)