Gav: What's the uh.. what's the penalty for losing?
Football to the head?
*Trying to hold back a laugh*
*Sigh*
Dan: S'pose so, yeah.
*Laughter*
D: Ooh!
D: You got it!
D: Noooo!
G: Here we are again then.
D: Great.
G: 6 years later -- Hello I'm Gav.
D: I'm Dan.
G: A while ago Dan, I threw a ball at your head.
D: Well, apparently. I've seen the video but I don't remember at all.
G: Did it knock the memory clean out of your head?
D: I'm pretty sure my IQ points just went on the floor.
G: That was filmed at 1,000fps but today we have a camera that'll do 28,000fps.
Let's do it again.
D: Maybe you'll knock the memory back into me with this one.
G: Maybe as this hits your head, you'll go back in time 6 years.
D: Yeah, I'll forget everything since-- happened then.
(Wtf did you just say)
*Pfft*
G: We didn't really show this in the first video but it's not easy to get water into a football.
D: Well it takes time because imagine you're pumping a pump
and air comes out and you just sort of go "tshhh, tshhh, tshhh",
G: Yeah.
D: because it's cause of-- obviously water's thick and-
G:Well water's going through a needle nose takes-- takes a lot of time.
D: Look.
G: *throaty laugh*
D: So, I shove that back in there.
See, so you just have to let the air out,
and then shove one of these needles in, and fill it full of water.
G: You can hear it.
D: It's nearly full.
You have to let it sit in the water.
G: So it's...
D: Oh, that's hefty.
G: You think that'll rattle your brain? D: Yeah.
Oh God, that hurt already! I don't want to do this.
"Rattle my brain",
hurts enough with a football full of air.
Playing football, I don't head the ball.
G: 'Cause it hurts? D: Yeah. I'm like, "Why would I do that?"
G: Well you lose brain cells. D: Exactly, I'm not
doing that, like the amount of times I've heard like, "get a head on it!"
I'm like, "f**ks off!"
G: Alright, last time you went for a sort of toothy grin.
D: Yup.
G: This time, I reckon a flabby face, sort of gormless look.
D: Okay we'll see what we can do.
G: And If you can keep your eyes open that's a bonus. D: Right.
G: critical focus.
G: Ready? D: Yeah.
D: Ugh! Got it, yeah?
D: I just relaxed, just relaxed.
That's gotta be it.
D: Alright, do it again. Do it again. G: *laughing* Oh, God!
D: Wait until my eyes have been open for a few tries, okay?
G: For a few tries? Well that's gonna psych you out!
D: Nah, I found my zone, I found my zone.
I found it, B. I just,
I just imagine that you're shaking, like, maracas next to me.
*Laughter*
And I'm not gonna get hit.
D: Sweaty hair.
G: It is a bit hot out.
D: Ugh. That's it.
G: That was it!
D: I think so.
G: Yea- *laughs* Look at that!
*Laughs*
G: Ah, it's a clean hit on the side of the face.
Oh the shockwave's at-
G: Oh your nose bone moved under your nose! D: Ohh!
G: Ugh! *Laughs*
D: My eyes are like, "What's happened here?"
G: Oh now the shock hit- Your mouth like hung behind.
D: Oh no.
*Laughter*
D: I don't think I could- G: You look,
G: You look like- D: Look at my face!
G: You look like someone else!
G: Who's that?
G: *Laughs* It's so stupid.
D: I look like I'm asleep there, I'm like really peaceful. G: Ohh,
G: Oh it was class.
D: Like, the, the,
the first part of it stayed there but the rest of it moved.
*Laughter*
D: Crazy. G: That was class.
G: I like it a lot better slower.
G: It's like bloody 30ºC (85ºF) out here, 35ºC (95ºF).
D: I need to, uh...
I actually take that thing off, hang on.
Ahhhh~
G: Feel good?
D: Yeah.
D: Ah~
D: It's like we've got our own pool.
G: Yeah.
D: Oh no.
G: I mean,
people spend a lot of money on pools,
G: but you really just don't need one. D: You could just get a
D: dust bin and fill it full of dirty water.
G: Get a gammy old bin and fill it with hose water,
G: and it's the same. D: Yeah and uh, and a pump.
G: And a bike pump. *laughs*
G: Woah.
D: Yeah I lost another 2 IQ points there.
G: What're you down to now?
67? *laughs*
73.
D: Give me some slack. G: 73, alright.
D: Geez!
It was facinating slower.
D: Yeah. G: Like, I never thought I'd see
the nose bone move under the nose.
Like, I saw exactly where your nose ended and where this, the gristle and...
G: cartilage, yeah. D: It was just perfect, yeah.
G: Imagine what mine would've been like!
D: D: Yeah, it- It would still be there. G: The end of it would've flown of!
D: Your face would be out of frame.
G: What's interesting is that
usually when we do a slow mo, it's like "alright, here comes the ball, here comes the ball,
...now you're getting hit,
... now you're bouncing away."
With this camera, it's like,
"Alright here's the ball, now you're getting hit,
you're still getting hit, you're literally still getting hit by a ball..." and it goes on forever!
D: It's true.
G: It's amazing!
D: I look floppy in slow motion for ages. G: *laughs* for ages!
G: So that was 28 times slower than the first time we did it, and hopefully
in 6 or so years
we'll be doing it even slower than that!
G: Oh, we'll give you enough time to rebuild the IQ.
D: I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be down to like, 50.
*laughs*
D: Goodness sake.
G: Do you think that each time you get hit, more IQ falls out?
D: Yeah! Definitely, yeah.
Well hopefully you enjoyed that revisit.
Feel free to follow us on Twitter,
give the old one a watch, it was pretty funny,
Uh, we got a behind the scenes channel,
and we've got merch.
D: Sweet! G: So,
G: Whatever you want to do at this point.
And we'll hope to see you
in the next video.
D: See you in 7 years when we get hit again.
*laughs*