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[ gasping ]
Anything you want to tell us?
- What is happening? - Found this in your car.
You guys were looking through my car?
This is America! People go through people's cars!
[mom] We're just wondering, what-what are you--
- [dad] What is it that you're thinking? - [mom] Yes.
- [dad] What are you thinking? - [mom] Yeah.
Look, I get that you guys have a huge boner for Hillary
and all that jazz, that's fine, I respect that,
but this whole two party system, I just don't...
I think it's kinda [bleep]--
Stop! Stop talking!
Look at me. Donald Trump could become President.
Is that what you want?
It's called a protest vote dad. It's my right as an American citizen.
I'm going to kill her. I'm going to kill her.
- I know babe. - I'm worried that I'm going to kill her.
I know, just...
Sweetheart...
You're too young to remember this--
Nader, I know.
We worked our [bleep] off for Nader.
We did the whole thing. W-We called people.
We knocked on their front doors.
I got a tattoo.
You did?
Look, the thing is, at the time we didn't think there was any difference
between the two parties.
Then you know what happened?
[dad] George W. [bleep] Bush happened!
And that's on us. Your mom and me.
Iraq. Katrina.
And then, oh, a little thing called the collapse of the world economy.
And we almost lost this house that we live in.
W-We almost lost our house?
Yeah. I never told you.
If you don't think there's a difference between the two parties anymore...
you're [bleep] high.
Well...
I am definitely not high.
- Listen, you love Bernie-- - Right.
--Okay. - Yes.
Gary Johnson is the opposite of Bernie.
It's like being upset there's no vegan option
so you order a side of beef.
- [ soft ♪ ♪ ] - If you care about choice,
if you care about global warming--
Trump does not even believe in global warming.
This matters.
It matters.
It [bleep] matters!
You guys really think I'm going to vote for somebody because my parents told me?
Fine. You don't want to listen to us? That is fine.
But you know what at least, listen to Bernie.
This moment in history for a Presidential election is not
the time for a protest vote.
You guys brought a clip?
Yeah, we brought a [bleep] clip.
Because that's how important this is.
Are we done?
Yeah. Yeah, we're done.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
One more thing...
We have it on good authority that if Hillary becomes President
weed's going to be legal.
Well, I don't really smoke weed, so that doesn't matter to me.
Oh, you don't smoke weed?
No, so that's not relevant to me.
[giggling] What? What did you say?
- [mom] She doesn't smoke it. - [dad] Why-- Why would you say that?
Because she doesn't smoke it.
- And so this... - I just had that because--
[mom] This...
means nothing to you.
That's a real stank bookmark.
- We don't-- That's-- - No, we good. We good.
Yeah. We'll take it. I'm going to read that chapter.
Is Hillary going to legalize marijuana?
I don't [bleep] know.
Hey, let's smoke this [bleep].
Right behind you.
- The Nader tattoo. - Yeah.
It's on your butthole right?