Tonight's performance is literally the most dangerous thing that I've ever done.
What I'm doing is a race against time. This is no illusion.
There is no magic. It is 100% real.
I'm willing to do whatever it takes to win this show.
And if that means risking my life, then that's exactly what I have to do.
I'm putting it all on the line
And if it goes wrong... It's game over.
They say that time is of the essence...
That's especially true tonight.
This is not a trick. The concept is very simple.
A regulation straightjacket.
Five buckles down the back. One across the arms.
Hanging above the stage is a human bear trap. 16 serrated blades, all held open by a single rope.
In a moment, i'll be suspended by my ankles and raised 20 feet into the air.
The rope which holds the trap open, will be set on fire.
The rope burns threw in approximately 53 seconds.
Leaving me 52 seconds to make my escape
Before the trap comes slamming shut.
Tonight could end...
Catastrophically.
Let's begin!
What would you think about... if you had sixty seconds left to live?
It's been said your entire life flashes before your eyes...
The most important moments go by... *snap* in an instant.
The people you love, the people you lost, the people who made a difference.
Tonight... I'll see it for myself.
*Countdown starts*
This is intense...
He's breaking free!
Wow... what a cliche!
My act involves crossbows... It's very dangerous (O' Really?)
Is there a chance someone could get really hurt in this?
There's always a chance, of course.
The thing about my act is...
Everything is a 100% real.
With that there is a danger because
if someone was to get hit with an arrow...
They'd be having a very bad day. (You don't say...)
Okay, what is some bet- best of luck, whatever you're gonna do (uhh... wat?)
Thank you :)
*Ooooooo Ah!
Wow!
She's soared out on there, didn't she? (I think that's what he says... maybe?)
*click*
*Do not try this at home*
*Intensity Intensifies*
Okay... that wasn't anything special...
I thought of a thing, that we might be in the firing line at some point
Oh! God! no!
*Intense Intensity Intensifies*
Ooo!
God!
Oh my God!
Are you alright?
Hello.................. i'm scared
Hiya! ;)
How are you?............................ help
Doing alright. :D
You gotta... cellphone I can borrow? ;)
Oh! There you go............................... thank god
Oh my God!
For this next part... I need some help
Simon!
Be mine
I'm scared of... Yas!
Right this way
What I have here is a series of six crossbows
Each of these crossbows are aimed at the other one
shit...
They're gonna trigger each other
And then, the last one is aimed at an apple placed right above my head
real shit!
Now, I'm gonna be blindfolded
Oh plz no!
But I'm gonna shoot with my sense of hearing! :)
So, what I need for you... when I say Simon go...
*clang clang clang*
Stand here, like this, and ring this bell, please.
What am I doing?
*I don't fcking know?*
*boi fck you!*
Oh God! *said in a constipated way*
Back off! back on, everyone! back off, everybody! back off! Back! off!
*Uhh... I need to take a pee pee...*
Simon go!
*clang clang clang clang*
Why's he ringing the bell? (boi weren't you listening?)
Thats- Thats where he gotta hit -Ah! I see!
*clang clang clang clang*
Oh shizz! wats happening??!
Simon's right in the middle y (as in y-axis) of that
He's right in the way (oh! not 'y'... my bad) of that!
*clang clang no bang bang*
wat?
:] .... I've excepted my death....
*still clang clang no bang bang*
Wait!
0 O 0
*Do I clap now?*
Jesus Christ!
*I'm not dead!!!!!!! Well... time to clap!*
You... Alas! (I think he says that...)
♪ you just said living had left ♪
♪ You know you didn't... but did you not did? ♪
♪ Oh! The fellow-changing wine that we could live in! ♪
♪ Make you give in a crowd! ♪
♪ So you live and let die! ♪
Ohhhhh my God! What?!
*Do not try this at home*
Oooo!
Woah!
What the heck?
Oh my God! Oh my God!
I'm sure her head will crack! (wat?)
I don't like it! Make it stop!
What on Earth is gonna happen now?
♪ So you live and let die! ♪
DA FUK?!!!!
WOAH! WOAH!!!
WOW! What a lover!
Wooaaa-haa-hah!
You Won't get up and do that would you?
Be- If wonked you with a sumarai sword... Ya! Ya! I'd do it!
You're not gonna turn a dummy alright?
Yeah, good point!
(I swear I have no idea what those two say)
*meme face*
Me? okay, I'm going!
Wow!
Oh Oh! No no no!
Oh ho ho ho ho! What's he doing?
Wew! Really me? Not the other one?
Huuuuh! He's put a pineapple on his head!
*Do not try this at home*
Oh No!
Oh my God! Why would you do that?
Now, of course, without saying, Aarow is a professional
You can't try this at home... Do not try this at home!
I think I'm getting the idea about whats going to happen here...
Oh my God! I'm so glad I'm not them right now!
*HARAMBE SCREAM!!!*
Oh my...
*meme face*
Thanks!
Yeah
Bady up! Cheers!
*meme face*
Okay, Alex, I don't think I wanna ask you what it is...
But, is it dangerous?
Oh, yeah!
On a scale of one to ten... how dangerous?
Well, I'm pretty much risking my life, in front of you guys...
*Wat u say jus now?!*
Alright, well, Alex best of luck!
Thank you very much!
*Da fuk he say jus thn?!*
Pole dancing? Seriously?
Oh, wait! This not pole dance!
YEAH! hello!
*Wat he say back thn?!
*Nevermind! lol*
*No, seriously, wat he say bck thn?!*
*OKAY! NOT "NEVERMIND"!!! THIS REAL SHIT!!!
"Oh!! Bent over! He's bent over! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Da fuk dat face?!
Srsly tho! DA FUK?!!
Wow! What he did! Do it man!
Oooh! Wew!
Oh! shoot!
*licking sword...*
Oh! No!
*I jus realized wat he say bck thn!!*
It's gotta be... He's gone up the pole! He's gone up the pole!
What you doing man!
NO! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
*Shit... I left the stove on...*
Simon: *Can I go out now?*
*I jus relized da fuk he say bck thn!"
Please fall!!!
Yes!
Ohoohhohohooh! My! God!
*The stoves still on... shit!*
Who are these people?
♪ You live and let die! ♪