Hello, and welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
Now, you may be saying, "But you guys have already microwaved CDs!" No, we microwaved ONE CD, and now, we're gonna microwave 16!
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Jory: Let's go roast some nuts!
Jory: And, as always, our Sharp microwave!
Jory: It's never a good idea, unless you want an explosion!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory: Safety is our number-one concern.
Jon: Wow! That's a lotta smoke!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Jory: We also hide behind this big tin foil shield. Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Ezra: Is it a good idea?
Jory: (laughs) Absolutely!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Jory: (making a trumpet noise) Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is one of our concerns.
See what I did there?
Jon: It's no longer number one!
That's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jon: Nobody likes roasted nuts, mother!
And we also have this fan over here. It's to circulate the air, to give us a false sense of security. And, as always, our Sharp carousel microwave. I love everything about this one.
Jory: I especially love the fact that the display works and there's a button for the door to open! That's right, baby! That's something Sandra could never give to me!
Jon: Satisfaction!
Jory: So, here are a lot of CDs. I'm just gonna throw 'em in there, kind of like that.
Jon: I think we have 15 total.
Jory: Don't correct us!
Jon: You asked for it, and this is what you get!
Jory: This many CDs is almost like microwaving a laser disc! If anyone out there HAS a laser disc, send it to us, because we want to microwave that!
Jon: Alright, 15 frickin' CDs! Here it comes, boy!
Jory: So, I wonder how long I should put it in there for? Well, knowledge right now is saying, "CDs don't take that long." But there's a lot of them. So, I'm gonna put it in there for a minute-and-a-half.
Jon: Yeah, that's probably a good amount. You wanna make sure, you know?
Jory: Ooh! Ah! It's like a shimmering, it's like Aurora Borealis is happening inside of our microwave! I sure hope that other shot is getting this! It's like a slower version of one CD.
Jory: It's gonna smell horrible in there!
Jon: It's smoking AND sparkling! Not as quickly as one CD. I mean, it's clearly a slower process.
Jory: And the ones on the outside are going more.
Jon: Perhaps the double layering. Now, if you left them in a stack, would that funnel the effect?
Jory: I know nothing, okay? I would not know how that would work! I wouldn't, I'm sorry.
Jory: Smokin', smokin', smokin'...
Jon: (singing) "Smoke on a..." (abruptly stops) Oh! We have to pay for that!
Jory: Yeah... Even if you sang it low like that, it's true.
Jon: It's still goin'! It's an elongated light show. So, for those who want a little bit more out of their CD, just get 14 of its friends and throw 'em in there with it!
Like, I know all of you have gotten those AOL CDs.
Jon: I have a collection of 45+!
Now, you know what to do with them! So, let's go and find out what we just created.
Jon: Let's go! Oh! (holds his breath)
It smells pretty bad in here! Remember that budget we had for masks? Regretting it right now, 'cause we don't have 'em anymore!
Jory: Yeah... Okay!
Jory: Some of them are sticking to each other! And they're kind of warm. Rest assured, though, they have all been destroyed.
Jon: If you're wondering, these are just, like, blank Staples' CDs.
Jory: This one, apparently... Contents? Back-up CD, '02! It doesn't make a lot of sense to back something up and then destroy it!
Okay, so you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave MANY CDs as opposed to just one? No, it's not!
And if anyone sends us a laser disc, we're gonna microwave that, and guess what? It's not gonna be a good idea to microwave THAT, either!
Jon: We still wanna do it, though!
We still wanna do it, so please send it to us!
That's about it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, I'm Jory Caron.
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