-I miss your impressions.
I want to see more of them. -Mm-hmm.
-Like, do you -- do you see these --
these Democrats running for President and go,
"I can do that person"? -Well -- Well, yeah, I mean,
I -- you know, you keep your powder dry,
'cause we don't know who's gonna be there in two months.
-What do you think of, like, Pete Buttigieg?
-Pete -- he's like the opposite of Trump.
I figure America always goes opposite.
-Yeah. -'Cause it went W. --
a guy talking like,
[Imitating George W. Bush] "Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh."
[ Imitating Barack Obama ] And then we went to Obama,
and it's like this -- this is a very different sound.
This is a guy like that.
[ Imitating Donald Trump ] And then we went to...
[ Speaking gibberish ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Normal voice ] So, we just -- we go for weird --
-[ Laughs ]
-[ Imitating Trump ] Okay, okay.
[ Speaking gibberish ]
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. [ Speaking gibberish ]
[ Normal voice ] This is the sound of Trump.
[ Speaking gibberish ]
[ Laughter ]
-I've never heard an impression like that in my lifetime.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-[ Normal voice ] It's an impression.
-I've never heard that impression in my life.
-[ Speaking gibberish ] -[ Speaking gibberish ]
-But that's what it's like. [ Speaking gibberish ]
-[ Speaking gibberish ] Okay, okay.
Excuse me. Excuse me a minute. People are saying...
Excuse me. Many people are saying.
-Excuse me. -Many people are saying.
Excuse me. Many people are saying.
-Excuse me. -Crazy, crazy, crazy, crooked,
stupid, evil, stupid, crooked.
♪ Crazy, crazy, stupid, stupid ♪
♪ Evil, evil, crooked, crooked ♪
Hey, unh!
[ Speaking gibberish ]
-[ Laughs ] [ Speaking gibberish ]
-We got to get looser. -Yep, we got to get looser.
-We got to get looser. -We got to get looser.
-But I think Pete -- -Unbelievable. God.
-Mayor Pete is -- Yeah, I just thought --
You know, I thought if it wasn't Mayor Pete,
it'd be a new guy is going to come out --
President Brian -- just the opposite of Trump.
"Hi. Hi. My name's Brian." [ Light laughter ]
"I won't make any sudden moves or talk very loudly.
I'm a virgin."
[ Laughter ]
"Let's do Tai Chi. Just breathe with me."
[ Laughter ] And Trump is in his penthouse.
[ Speaking gibberish ] But we go to the opposite.
"That's right, Jimmy." -Yeah.
I don't know -- I'm just -- I don't know
who's going to come out of this whole thing.
Who do you do? Do you -- You do --
I do Bernie, but he's like 85.
I do Bernie as a crosswalk guard, like, with kids.
"Don't proceed! Don't proceed!"
[ Laughter and applause ]
"The system's rigged! Don't proceed!"
[ Laughter and applause ]
"Don't proceed!" -[ Laughing ] Oh, my God!
-"The system's rigged!" [ Laughter and applause ]
Don't you do him? -Uh-huh.
-What do you do with him? -We do -- We do kind of a --
I don't do anything like you do. I -- But I --
You do the old character in "The Secret Life of Pets."
-"Well --" Yeah, the Grumpy Old Man.
"Well, I don't like things now, the way they used to be."
-Yeah. -"In my day,
we didn't have flame-retardant sleepwear.
If you went to bed smoking, you woke up engulfed in flames.
Whoopity-do!
I'm on fire, and I love it."
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh.
-That was a genesis from Lionel Barrymore,
through "Saturday Night Live" -- the Grumpy Old Man,
and then into Pops, who's kind of the grumpy --
the grumpy dog with a heart of gold.
-With -- Yeah, with the -- We love him with --
He has the wheels. -The little --
It's super cute -- he's got wheels for hind legs.
-I love him. Everyone does.
But he was a big hit in "Secret Life 1,"
and now they brought him back -- 2,
And you're equally funny, if not better, in this one.
-It was funny, I -- Yeah. He's a very fun character to do.
And the -- the movie's -- we got Harrison Ford in there.
I mean, that is really cool. -I mean, come on.
-Come on. -He's just --
He's just such a trip.
-He's just such a tri-- He's very -- He's alive, man!
Since I kind of have a bit of a cold,
[British accent] I-I noticed that doing Michael Caine's
is a lot easier.
'Cause he's got a lot of nasal, and -- and I've got nasal,
so this is the show you do.
And the people come in, and you do the sketch,
and then you do it a second time
after they heard the bloody jokes.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Normal voice ] Why?
-Oh, my God. [ Laughter continues ]
Oh, come on! -[ Speaking gibberish ]
-Come on! -What are you doing?
-[ Speaking gibberish ] -What do you got?
And the other thing -- I -- you know, look,
whatever your politics are, it was funny --
when there were fires in California --
the whole state was on fire.
Trump comes out. I guess they got him in a room
and told him about land management.
The whole state's on fire. [ Laughs ]
And Trump comes out and goes, "You got to rake the leaves."
[ Laughter ]
"You got to -- You got to rake the leaves."
-Oh, my God. -And he --
Trump can work a word. I never --
-"You gotta -- You gotta rake." -And he repeats --
"Rake the leaves. You got to rake the leaves."
-"Yeah, ever--" -"You got to rake."
-"Everyone knows." -"You know, the leaves."
-"You got to rake the leaves." -"You got to rake the leaves.
Leaves like you couldn't believe.
Leaves -- many people have said, leaves."
[ Laughter ] "Excuse me, excuse me."
-"Many people have said this." -"Many people have said leaves,
like you've never seen." -"Leaves need to be raked."
-"Leaves. You need leaves. You got to have leaves.
You need leaves."
-I like -- I like it -- he smiles, too,
really, like -- like... [ Laughter ]
"You got to rake leaves."
-You know what's interesting is Biden...
[ Laughter ]
Like -- Like -- Like, "Hit me. I dare you."
[ Laughter ]
"You got to rake the leaves."
-He has a breathing thing, too.
"You got to rake the leaves." [ Sniffling ]
"You got to rake the leaves." -Oh, yeah.
[ Sniffling ] "You got to rake the leaves."
I don't know what he's doing.
-Now you turn into a [sniffles] Scarface.
-"Why do you -- Why do you got to do, man?"
-"I want to go do. You got to [sniffles] --
What are you doing with me?
Antonio, I'm telling you, you gotta rake-a the leaves."
[ Sniffles ] "You gotta rake-a the leaves."
-"You gotta -- You gotta --" -"You gotta rake-a the leaves.
Huh? Put a leaf right -- Put a leaf right there.
You gotta rake-a the leaves!" [ Laughter ]
-My favorite is Tony -- Tony Montana
at Thanksgiving dinner.
[ Imitating Tony Montana ] "Pass the sweet potatoes."
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
That's it.
-I want to show a clip of...
-Watch the clip. Why you got to throw a clip?
[ Imitating Tony Montana ] -Here's Dana Carvey as...
-Here's Dana Carvey. -...as Pops, the Basset hound,
in "The Secret Life of Pets 2." -"Secret Life of Pets 2."
[ Laughs ] -Take a look at this.
-Okay. All right. Okay.
Hey, Pops, what -- Okay, that's enough.
Hey. What's going on?
-Yeah, my owner got a new puppy.
-My name's Tiny. -Nobody cares!
I was teaching Tiny how not to be anyone's sucker.
Word got out -- suddenly, every puppy in the tri-state area
is scratching at my door.
Ohh. -Oh.
-Professor Pops? -Yes, Pickles?
-I got to make a poop. -Oh. You know where to do that.
Find a shoe.
-[ Laughs ] That's right. -He's evil!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-My favorite human being, Dana Carvey, everybody!