hello
from the creators of energon pizza and
energon cheetos
comes the next step in cybertronian
consumption
energon wine it's tasty ages like no
other and is guaranteed to relieve you
of your stress
offer the price of your wallet
put order within the next hour and you
can get a whopping 1
energy on discount what are you waiting
for
buy yours today uh
no thank you i'll pass i'm a little too
busy for that
you know being the big boss of the good
old autobots
have a good day
hello wine energon the new crazy town
your friends are drinking it mom is
drinking it hell even old grand grand is
getting her fix
it's probably not healthy for her
considering her age but hey
she's here for a good time not a long
time you know what i mean
what are you waiting for buy yours today
i think i made myself perfectly clear
the first time
i am not interested in your little
beverage doohickey
please don't call me again have a good
day
hello and goodbye to all your problems
are you kidding me
special can you stomp jesus
even jesus drank wine okay
i don't know who you are or why you're
doing this
but i have more important things to do
right now
and you sir i'm wasting my time
time is running out the sale only lasts
for one hour
buy it no buy it no buy it
no
why is this happening to me
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i swear to robot jesus if this is the
inner child wine guy
i'm going to is this optimus prime
oh [ __ ] um yes this is he
who is this oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my
gosh
it's it's you holy crap
listen i am your number one fan mr prime
i have been watching you since i was a
kid and i have every single one of your
action figures
nice to meet you nothing like meeting
your hero am i right
you can say that again oh man
this was so worth getting into dead over
i cannot believe i am actually talking
to the leader of the autobots
yes feed my ego tiny human oh oh
uh can you see your awesome catchphrase
for me
of course which one
that question will be answered when you
order
you gotta be kidding me did you really
need to play me like that
how did you even get my number is this
bumblebee
it's you isn't it you're just using
another voice box
oh i swear when i get my hands on you
i'm gonna rip that thing right out of
your throat
you hear me bumblebee i'm gonna rip your
voice box optimus
bumblebee
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you're gonna take my voice do you want
us to stop calling
yes i mean no
god damn it listen here you little bill
swift reject
listen good for the last time
i don't want your energy on wine or your
energon discounts
or your energon freaking whatever
i am perfectly happy without it so if i
get another call from you
i'm going to lose it
did i did i do it is it over
that's that's got to be it no one's that
crazy
right
holy [ __ ] i need a nap or
maybe a maybe a nice bubble bath
that's it i'm coming for you i'm coming
for you
i will have someone track this number
straight to your coordinates so that i
can teach you a personal lesson
myself where's wheeljack uh
orion elita
is that you yeah it's me
yeah one and only
oh my gosh i'm i'm so sorry
i thought you were someone else i've
been getting
punked by these jerks they keep calling
me to advertise some
stupid product huh i see
um
sorry i shouldn't have called this was a
mistake
i'll talk to you later oh no no no don't
go i'm calm now
i'm calm you sure yes i'm
perfectly prime
okay glad to hear that your sense of
humor hasn't gone away
some things just never change
uh so how are you elita
it's been a while yeah it has
i'm doing all right got a new gig
how about you oh well you know me
lots of gun fights rallying organizing
war strategies
the usual oh and speeches
lots and lots of speeches did you
finally get over your fear of public
speaking
uh no but i'm trying i think i'm getting
better
everyone seems to eat that [ __ ] up
yeah they do i'm
happy that things are working out for
you thank you elena
um look i don't know how busy you are
these days but
do you do you want to hang out grab some
dinner
watch a movie maybe maybe a
transformers movie uh not the bumblebee
one though
that one's overrated um i mean
we could do whatever you want of course
listen i didn't call you so that we
could make
up i called you because
i wanted to say goodbye goodbye
i'm being sent out tonight for the gig i
was talking about earlier
this could be life-changing for me and
we probably won't ever see each other
again
i figured it would be best to call you
to
let you know that way you get some
closure
i i don't know what to say
you're just going to leave me
don't do that after everything we've
been through
this is how it ends
you're the one that left me orion i told
you
after this war is over i'll have time
why can't you understand that
i've put up with you for ten years
ten years and we haven't even spoken a
word to each other and you're asking me
why i don't understand
that's not right i i can't wait for you
anymore you're never going to stop
because you're obsessed with this job
well what do you want me to do
pack up my things and call it quits
there's too much at stake here
and if i don't lead the autobots someone
less qualified will
i can't just leave i'll lose everything
yeah i get it
look i will always cherish the memories
we had together
but i have to move on
and so do you
it's like you said some things just
never change
goodbye prime wait elita elita
darn it come on come on
we're sorry you have reached a number
that has been disconnected or is no
longer in service
don't believe me
oh hey didn't expect you to call this
number
are you now interested in getting
energon wine
it's guaranteed to make you feel better
or take your entire stock
oh wait what
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you