>> THAT WAS A CLIP FROM "KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS" SUNDAY
AT 9:00 ON E.
THAT CLIP IS INCREDIBLE.
CONGRADULATIONS FOR A 15th SEASON OF THE SHOW.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> James: 15 SEASONS.
>> ISN'T THAT WILD.
James: 15 SEASONS.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON, BEN.
>> SEASON 12, EPISODE 3.
EVERYONE WENT TO DIFFERENT BATHROOMS AND FACETIMED EACH
OTHER ABOUT GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
MY FAVORITE EPISODE.
>> ALRIGHT, GUYS.
James: IN THAT CLIP COURTNEY AND KIM ARE FIGHTING ABOUT THE
ANNUAL CHRISTMAS CARDS PHOTO SHOOT.
>> BRUTAL.
BRUTAL.
>> THEY WERE PLAYING DIRTY.
FIGHTING DIRTY THAT DAY.
THE NEXT DAY YOU KNOW WE CAME HERE TO SHOOT YOUR SHOW.
KIM WAS ON THE COUCH WITH YOU.
SHE WAS SO UPSET.
YOU SAID, HI, HOW ARE YOU, KIM.
SHE SAID I'M SO UPSET WITH MY SISTERS.
REALLY, WE'RE STILL DOING THIS.
YOU'RE LISTENING LIKE WHAT THE [BEEP] IS GOING ON.
>> James: YES, I WAS JUST BEING POLITE.
>> THIS SUNDAY IS JAMES ON THE COUCH WITH KIM.
>> James: ON THE SHOW SUNDAY.
>> YES.
James: SHUT UP.
>> YES.
James: YOU'RE SERIOUS.
THAT'S IT.
>> THAT'S IT.
James: I DID IT.
>> IT GOT SO HEATED FOR A MINUTE.
>> James: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON IN THE ARGUMENT?
>> DO I HAVE TO EAT SOMETHING.
JUST CHECKING.
I DON'T WANT TO BE -- A MOTHER NEVER WANTS TO TAKE SIDES.
>> BUT HERE WE GO.
>> YOU ASKED.
YOU KNOW, I JUST -- I WAS TRYING TO, IT WAS A SLIPPERY SLOPE.
I WAS TRYING TO CALM EVERYONE DOWN.
WELL, OKAY FOR FIVE MINUTES I WOULD SAY, COURTNEY, MAYBE YOU
DIDN'T HANDLE THIS THE WRONG WAY.
KIM, YOU TRY TO TALK TO BOTH SIDES.
I'M THE NEGOTIATOR.
I'M TRYING TO NEGOTIATE.
EVERYONE CALM DOWN IT'S A CHRISTMAS CARD SHOOT.
WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BE SINGING JINGLE BELLS OR SOMETHING.
THAT WASN'T THE WAY -- >> James: YOUR CHRISTMAS CARDS
ARE LEGENDARY.
BEN, ANY THOUGHTS ON THE THEME THIS YEAR.
>> FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD.
>> CAN I BE HONEST.
>> SURE.
>> THINK OUT OF THE BOX.
DO A HANUKKAH THEMED CHRISTMAS CARD.
EVERYONE DRESSED UP LIKE TH * FAVORITE MEL BROOKS CHARACTER.
[LAUGHING] >> PICK YOUR FAVORITE MEL BROOKS
MOVIE.
EVERYONE HOLD A HALF A POUND OF LOX AND ENJOY HANUKKAH.
>> James: HOW FAR OUT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS CARD.
>> NOW.
James: ARE YOU HAVING DISCUSSIONS.
>> YES I'M HALF WAY DONE WITH THE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.
NINE GRAND KIDS.
THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE.
>> James: THEY MAY CHANGE WHAT THEY LIKE BY CHRISTMAS.
>> IF THEY DON'T GIVE ME A LIST THEY'RE OUT OF LUCK.
>> IF ANYONE GIVES YOU A LIST DO YOU SHOP FOR THEM.
>> GIVE ME YOUR LIST.
I WILL BUY YOUR A PRESENT.
>> THANK YOU.
James: KRIS, YOU HAVE THIS STATUS AS THE QUEEN OF REALITY
TV.
YOU MUST GET PEOPLE UP TO YOU PITCHING I'D.
>>>S FOR SHOWS.
>> YES.
James: WHAT ARE THE WORST THINGS YOU HEARD.
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE PITCH IDEAS FOR YOU.
>> EVERYONE HAS WHAT THEY THINK IS A GREAT IDEA FOR A SHOW.
REALLY ANNOYING.
ONE PERSON WANTED TO DO A SHOW ABOUT FISHING.
LIKE, YOU KNOW -- HUNTING.
THEN LIKE, WE DON'T FISH AND HUNT.
THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE.
IT ALWAYS NEVER MAKES SENSE.
>> James: BEN IS A EMMY AWARD WINNING WRITER.
>> THANK YOU.
James: I HAVE REGGIE HERE, I'M HERE.
>> HI, REGGIE.
James: WHAT IF WE PITCHED YOU REALITY SHOWS NOW.
YOU ED SAID WE'RE IN OR OUT.
THEN WE SPLIT IT DOWN THE MIDDLE.
TOMORROW MORNING WE MARCH INTO E.
>> SPLIT IT DOWN THE MIDDLE?
>> THREE WAYS.
>> NO, NO, NO.
>> NO.
James: FOUR WAYS.
>> 70/30.
>> 70/30?
>> OKAY.
James: IF WE GET TON THE AIR, FINE.
>> I'M FINE.
I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE.
WHAT ABOUT A SHOW THAT COMBINES BOTH HUNTING AND FISHING.
>> James: YES.
>> I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT BY THEMSELVES.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GUY ABOUT 36 YEARS OLD.
RIGHT.
HE'S HUNTING AND FISHING AT THE SAME TIME BUT NEVER STKUPB IT
BEFORE IN HIS LIFE.
>> James: YES.
>> YES.
James: YOU LIKE THAT.
>> NO.
James: WHAT ABOUT THIS.
A SHOW CALLED THE OTHER OPRAH.
WE FIND, WE FIND A LADY CALLED OPRAH.
>> HUH-UH.
James: SEE WHAT SHE'S UP TO.
[LAUGHING] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE NAMED OPRAH?
>> James: WE WILL FIND ONE.
>> WILL OPRAH BE PART OF THE SHOW?
>> James: NO.
IT WILL JUST BE ABOUT THE OTHER OPRAH.
>> IF YOU LIKE THAT.
I HOPE YOU LIKE MY IDEA CALLED THE OTHER STEDMAN.
WE FIND A GENTLEMAN NAMED STEDMAN.
NOT THE STEDMAN.
>> James: YA THEY RUN BACK TO BACK, DOUBLE HOUR.
REGGIE, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
>> CHEESE AND HAMSTERS TAOEUFPLTZ SHOW ABOUT PEOPLE WHO
LOVE CHEESE BUT THEY FIGURE OUT NEW CREATIVE WAYS TO EMBELLISH
THE FLAVORS.
>> James: YOU LIKE THAT.
>> MAYBE NOT THAT ONE.
>> THAT'S A PASS ON YOUR CHEESE.
James: WHAT ABOUT JUST FOR THE KARDASHIANS.
WE HAVE A SHOW CALLED THE SALAD HOUR.
SO, IT'S JUST THE GIRLS FOR A WHOLE HOUR MAKING SALADS AND
TALKING ABOUT SALADS.
WE CUT EVERYTHING ELSE OUT THE SHOW.
WE DO IT EVERY SEASON.
OH, GUYS THIS SATURDAY, THIS SUNDAY IS THE SALAD HOUR.
>> NO DIALOGUE.
James: NO, THEY JUST EAT SALAD.
>> WELL, WOULD WE DO IT JUST ONCE A SEASON?
>> James: ONCE A SEASON.
IT'S THE SALAD HOUR.
>> I LIKE IT.
>> THAT'S AMAZING.
James: STICK AROUND.
MORE WHEN WE COME BACK.