- (beep) it.
My name is Tina.
- I'm coming.
- Oh my god, what you wearing?
- What's wrong with what I'm wearing?
- Go get changed.
Where you going, church?
- Happy hour.
You look like you're dressed for the club.
- Come on, come on. - But...
- You can do better than that. - Oh okay.
- Oh my God.
What the hell are you wearing?
- Okay, I'm changing.
- I don't want them think like you are my mom.
Come on, loosen up, girl.
I know how to party.
Every Wednesday, four to seven is my birthday.
Doesn't matter what week, rain or shine.
You try 1942 straight, oh my God.
- It's a lot of calories when you drink cocktails.
- Girl.
- You've been doing it for 30 years.
Of course your system breaks down the alcohol.
- Oh my God, you serious?
My nickname is Hot Mess.
I can get drunk and get knocked out,
throw up and then I go home and sleep for 15.
Lay down for 15 minutes, wake up,
act like I never have drink.
- I do know that about you.
What do you think about the guys here?
Anybody for me?
- Three o'clock.
- Not really my type.
- Have you dated a Caucasian before?
- Dated, no. - Yeah.
- I've slept with one but not dated.
They were just kinda boring.
- Asian people don't do (beep) for you either.
- [Makeup Artist] I don't know what time you started today.
But you know you're thirsty.
- I used to have a liquor store in the 80s.
I drink everything in that liquor store.
Every single one, I try it.
Beer, liquor, wine, even the MD,
you know the kinda crazy mad dog thing.
- Some wine.
- One thing I know,
after I drink a lot, the best way,
I eat a real good banana.
Not green, but it's just nice banana.
- You can do it.
- He's gonna be himself.
- Be consistent, powerful and then you just whip his (beep).
- I got it! - Okay, all right.
I got money on you, too.
- High five, high five. - Oh yay!
I brought you some stuff.
- What do you have?
- For doing hair.
- Oh, I need hair products.
- I'm a hairstylist for 31 years.
But I don't care about her hair,
I just wanted to get a little scoop from Lesley.
She probably have some information
about the guy, Judy dating.
I want some info.
How's everything?
- Good.
Be gentle!
Have you talked to Judy lately?
How's she doing?
- I think she's fine.
- I heard something but I'm not sure
if you know anything or not,
but I heard Judy was dating somebody or seeing somebody.
Is that true?
- I have no idea.
You know who it is? - No.
- Is that Caucasian, Asian, or what?
- I have no idea.
- You know, I'm kinda nosy.
Just want to see how cute he is.
Blah, blah, blah.
See, come on!
- (stutters) I don't know!
I'm telling you the truth, I just--
- You are her sister-in-law.
- I know that. - You should heard about that.
- Did you come over here to torture me?
To torture secrets or something?
- She complaining.
Blah, blah, blah.
- Don't burn me!
- I don't care how she feel.
That's okay, she can handle it.
She's a big girl.
You're sure you don't know anything.
- Positive, I don't know anything.
- God, Jesus. - I keep telling you that.
- Lesley doesn't know (beep).
Bye, gotta go. - Soon.
- We're gonna get something to drink too, right?
Some alcohol, tequila?
(hoots) Finally, oh my God, thank God.
- Make you happy, huh?
- Yeah.
Perfect, let's go.
We outta here.
Lesley, you gotta be a little hoe to deal with that Ho.
Because you have the biggest hoe of my whole family.
You gotta be like us a little bit,
a little bit attitude, a little bit (beep),
so you can hang on to him.
Otherwise you gonna lost him.
(Tina cheers)
- Now you looking sexy right there.
- I'm gonna take a selfie.
I don't see your polka dot.
Put a polka dot in there, on top like--
There you go.
(camera shutters)
There you go.
You look good, good look, there you go.
You think the tea is strong?
- Yeah 'cause I feel really awake.
- I got some things really make you strong.
- What is that?
(scoffs) In tea?
Let me see, let me smell it.
(Lesley gags)
- You like tequila.
- No, I don't.
I don't like it, I drink it to get drunk.
Not that I enjoy it.
I enjoy champagne, not this.
- Oh, oh have fun, relax.
- Wash is doing pretty good with not drinking and--
Yeah. - Oh, that's good.
- But you know, we still have issues.
- That's normal in a marriage.
- Wash doesn't have a very soft talk.
- What do you mean by soft? - Very good (indistinct).
But if you know how to
hit it, you got it.
- To hit it?
What does that mean sex?
- Hit it right. - Hit it right?
- Yeah, hit it right. - Don't just hit it.
Apparently, I've been hitting it wrong.
- All men like that.
- So is that your marriage advice?
- Yeah, I know how to hit it
and he love it.
I say, "Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh,"
get changed, go to sleep, done, next.
(women laugh)
This is how you control men.
Try it, try it.
Because men is simple.
Little bit of stupid but they're simple.
I take some shot later.
- [Waiter] Okay.
- If you want.
Why you drink tea?
You want some shot? - No.
- You know, you like cognac, right?
- Not for lunch.
- Boring, boring.
- At the dinner, but not at lunch.
- I like drink alcohol
when I have a good conversation,
good company, and good food.
Doesn't matter what time.
- I love tea.
- Long iced tea is good, trust me.
It's tea too.
- You gonna enjoy yourself, don't worry.
- Cheers.
Oh, sorry. - Here we go.
- So? - So?
- So y'all officially dating?
- Yes.
Out or you coming out, everybody know?
All your friends know? - Yes, yes.
- I'm so glad you're coming out.
- Thank you.
- I'm glad both of you are here.
- Thanks. - We are--
- You can call me Aunt Tina.
- Aunt Tina, all right!
- Yeah, go, go, go, let's go!
High five, high five!
He gonna go like (laughs).
Photo bomb!
- [Lesley] She's always photo bombing.
- My baby, show your legs.
Show your legs.
- No, I don't want your butt.
You're taking focus off my leg.
- I can't take it no more.
(Tina yells)
- Make the silliest, sexiest (beep).
Show your--
(group whooping)