- Hey. - Hey.
Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?
Aah, there's banana on it.
Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian woman
living in mine.
So then you know.
The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.
Oh, good. Thanks.
Now, what is "Fabutek"?
Okay. Alright, don't judge me too much, okay?
Um, but I saw this infomercial
and, um I swear to you I've never
ever bought anything on TV before.
Except for this mop.
But there was this stuff on leg waxing
it looked so amazing.
- Waxine! - Yes! Have you seen it?
Oh! It's incredible! I so wanna be a waxine girl!
I know!
God.
Do you think it really doesn't hurt?
- 'Cause how can they do that? - Hello?
Organic substances recently discovered
in the depths of the rain forest.
They have the best stuff in there.
"After applying the waxine
and linen strips to leg number one--"
- Did that. - Okay.
"Grasp one of the linen strips by its easy-grab tab
"and pull it off in one quick pain-free motion."
Okay.
[screaming] Ow!
Is it not pain-free?
No! It was painful!
Oh, my God, they should call it painzeen
now with a little wax.
Huh. Well, the girls in the satin nighties
on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad.
That's because their nerves are probably deadened
from being so stupid.
But, hey, you know, if you don't believe me
please, be my guest.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, my God!
Now, aren't you glad we didn't start
with the bikini strips?