You know, I'm turning the A/C off at the last
minute because it's f*cking hot in LA.
Hi guys, I'm Stevie and I am dating
people
and it pisses me off that everyone assumes
I'm good in bed.
So I'm making this video so that when
I match with someone on a dating app
and they Google me,
this will be what they click on.
Hi.
Oh f*ck.
This is a terrible idea.
So there are lots of reasons that people assume
certain things about me and anyone else, right?
But I think the biggest reason people assume
I'm good in bed is because I'm a s*x educator.
Like, because I know what a vulva is
and I can fill out the parts on a diagram,
it magically means that every vulva I ever meet
*laughs* meet, hi nice to meet you vulva. okay.
It does not mean that I will magically know how
every single vulva I ever meet wants-
*laughs* I can't say it!
It doesn't mean I'll know how every vulva
needs to be touched or squeezed or petted
or whatever
What, no see, look!
I'm not even good at this.
Petted?
Another thing that happens is
people immediately assume
that I know everything about s*x
and then they get intimidated
and then they don't want to have s*x with me.
The f*ck, right?
And then I started noticing something lately
which made me want to make this video.
My friends started to be, like, ashamed
about how they perform in the bedroom because
they think I'm like, like a s*x goddess or something.
My babies.
Just because I'm kinky
doesn't mean that I have better s*x than you?
And by the way, you definitely don't have
to be kinky to be valid.
You don't even have to ever have s*x to be valid.
Comparison helps no one.
Let's just share all the secrets and tips and tricks and
what we like and we can find each other
interesting and
funny stories,
you know what I mean?
Let's, just everybody just chill
and stop comparing.
And what the f*ck is going on that people think
I'm good in bed so then they don't
want to have s*x with me?
But like, I'm really good in bed so.
*sips beer*
Like I'm not gonna deny that I think
I'm gonna bed, you know what I mean?
Because the reason that I think
I'm good in bed is
the only way to be bad in bed
is if you think you're doing a good job
when you aren't
and it's not that hard.
Ready, this is what you do.
All you have to do is be like,
"What do you like?" and they'll be like,
"Stroke my t*tty like this"
and then you stroke the t*tty like this
and they'll be like,
"I like this so much.
You're so good in bed." *finger gun*
See, it's not that hard.
I'm good in bed because I
talk to people about what they like and enjoy
before, during, and after and ask for feedback.
Some people find it annoying that I
talk so much in bed. I'm gonna be honest.
But like s*x is supposed to be fun
and I just can't stop talking.
And like what about jokes?
You know what I mean? Like,
if I'm not laughing
maybe I'm not having a g-
I mean sometimes when I'm not laughing
I'm having a really good time.
This, I'm like nervous to make this video
now that I ad-libbed in the beginning that this is
for all the people I might go on dates
with I'm like *heavy breathing*
I'm just kidding. I don't experience
nervousness or embarrassment,
what are you talking about.
So I just ask for consent before I do things.
I don't, like, know the 12
tantric org*sms or whatever.
And people really think that I'm just like
having s*x all day every day
or like or have a really high s*x drive and like
I'm attracted to like every woman I ever meet.
Which, like, is real not true.
I have a lot of physical pain
and a lot of s*xual trauma.
Which affect both my desire and my ability
for s*x all day, every single day.
Which would literally never happen.
I mean, I'm not here to sl*t-shame anyone.
Like if you have s*x all day every day
High five.
Do you never have to go to work or like?
So I went on a first date with a girl who
on the first date
said that she looked at my videos
and was so excited to try butt stuff with me.
First of all, bold.
Bold of you to assume we're f*cking.
And bold of you to assume that because I'm
trying to normalize butt stuff,
you think I want to do it?
Specifically with you. *flabbergasted*
Here's a secret.
I've never tried butt stuff.
Also, if you want to try something for the first time,
what you're looking for is not a s*x educator,
what you're looking for is a s*x worker.
*claps* Yayyy.
Like, you don't take someone on a first date and,
like, just assume they're gonna
teach you how to f*ck. Like, what?
You hire someone whose whole job is that
and then you pay them
to teach you the thing
that you negotiated beforehand.
But also I loved that they told me what they
were interested in and what they
wanted to do because like
honestly that's my k*nk.
So like, I was only half mad, you know?
Honesty is my k*nk.
One of them, you know what I mean?
I need to stop saying "blah blah blah is my k*nk"
because then people will
think that that's what I mean
when I say I'm k*nky.
It's not what I mean.
Also, it f*cking sucks because
I'm such a sl*t
and I don't even have that much s*x.
But I still identify as a sl*t
and then people will be like,
"Oh, you're a sl*t
so that means we're gonna have s*x every night"
and I'm like,
"No, don't touch me."
It's hard out here for a traumatized lesbian s*x educator.
But um, in all seriousness,
I'm really good in bed.
So, does that mean this title is clickbait?
Thank you guys so much for watching.
See you next week where I redo
my f*ngering video because I learned more
and I want to change it.
Byeeeee
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and um, check out my Patreon in the description
if you want to support me making
more of these videos.
'Kay, love you, byeeeee