If we sneak out of here, do you think they'll notice?
Fortunately, they will.
My presence in a room is unmissable.
Let's just take a lap and get a lay of the land.
Carly. I'm Kelly. I am such a fan.
I really hope I get to fight you.
It would just be an honor to wipe the floor with your ass.
The honor would be my asses.
Don't worry.
Most people don't even need both their kidneys. I'm Alana.
You're the girl who takes topless photos
in front of national landmarks.
That's me. Mamifess Chestiny.
You're the girl who takes bottomless photos
in front of war memorials.
Yep. Purple Heart White Cheeks.
People online are always pitting us against each other.
They're trying to make us like the Nicki Minaj and Cardi B
of tasteful, patriotic nudity.
Yeah, and luckily, when I want to throttle the neck
of every commenter who criticizes us,
I can come here and just, you know, smack somebody around.
Then I feel better. Self care.
Or you could just limit your comments.
Or even not read 'em.
Nah. We'd rather come here and fight it out.
Most people don't even need both their kidneys.
You already said that.
Well, obviously, it bears repeating.
Maybe we should leave.
The one in the far corner with the wide set eyes
has been mad dogging my liver.
And last time I checked, I need both the ones I got.
Where do you two think you're going?
Oh, um.
If it's your first night of fight club,
you have to fight.
Have to, as in, must do?
You've seen Influencer Fight Club.
To make sure you won't tell anyone about it,
you must become one of us.
Wait, so you're blackmailing me?
Um, it's African-American mailing and yes.
I told you this place was racist.
Hey. Hey. [yelping]
Okay, look, we got to be brutal and honest
like an Estonian mother.
No, this is going to work.
I can convince Millicent not to like Derek.
She is not going to take your advice on romance.
You haven't had a girlfriend in years.
I literally have a girlfriend right now.
No, I don't think that's right.
Hey. How's the project going, Mili Vanil?
Great. I suggested we dress up like characters from the book,
and Derek said "Lame". Lame means cool now.
So I got to get a costume together.
It's going to be like a date. but schoolwork, so a fun date.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check out this app I just downloaded.
It shows you with 100% accuracy
what you're going to look like when you get older.
I couldn't help myself, and I uploaded Derek's picture.
Wolf. Am I right?
Aw. Does this mean you think
we're going to grow old together? Do me next.
Well, that failed. Time for the Estonian approach.
I'm going to need an egg, preferably pheasant.
Duck will do.
No, let me, let me break it to her.
Hey, Millicent, I got to tell you something.
I overheard Derek telling his mother
that he was just being nice to you
to get you to do whatever he says.
We thought you should know.
I thought you should know earlier. I'm the hero here.
Why the heck would I want to know?
You've ruined my life.
Now I have to go scratch out our initials
from a lot of trees.
[door shutting]
[cheering]
You've got this, Carly Shay, and if you don't,
you can catch up on TV in the hospital.
Come on, girl, hit something.
But again, not the face.
I'm rooting for you, Carly!
I got 100 on Sunny but I'm rooting for you.
Okay. Here we go. Totally hitting you...
Definitely gonna hit you...
Am I doing it?
Okay, let's make that 200 on Sunny.
[laughing]
What are you two laughing at?
Can't you see I'm fighting for my life in here?
Carly, this is like the funniest video
you've ever been in. It's so good.
[laughing]
I've never been to a prom at a hospital before.
Is it cool if I sneak away at some point
and have a doctor look at my jacked up elbows?
The hospital from Gray's Anatomy.
You've been pranked by the Prank Friends.
I can't believe you fell for it.
Hilarious.
[screaming]
Oh.
Oh, God. I am so sorry.
You will be hearing from my lawyer
if there's any lasting damage to my face.
But I am proud of you, girl.
O-O-Oh, man, I got you all so good.
[imitating air horn]
[laughing]
Chris? What are you doing here?
I've just been following you around on the close friends map.
Oh, so you're just a stalker?
Yeah, but, like, in a funny way. [laughing]
And then I saw this whole fight club.
Once I post this video of all you Influencers
beating the hell out of each other,
everyone's going to know you're all fake.
[laughing]
But, like, not in a funny way. [laughing]
One point.
Hey, guys, it's me, Laci Mosley. I play Harper on iCarly.
And thank you so much for watching.
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