(Thump Thump Thump Thump ahh, Thump Thump Thump Thump ahh) (Playing with spoons music.)
This week's Music Monday will give you bad table manners with Kim Snuggle You's "60 Sec".
[Kim Sung Kyu] 60 yugshib chomyeon chungbunhan story nae...
Ok, for starters, his name isn't Snuggle You,
but now that I think about it, our version of his name is much better,
kind of like how we call Lee Hongki from F.T. Island the hunky one.
Oh, yeah. I dub thee, Snuggle You. The snuggly one.
On to the song, let's just say we were totally suprised by this song.
We're used to Infinite being very upbeat and dancy kind of '80s inspired music,
so hearing the song which is very rock ballady was not what we expected.
Snuggle You does not disappoint with this song.
He blew away our expectations with a passionate and powerful song. It's not really our cup of tea.
We're still singing "Be Mine", "Paradise", and "Chaser" to this day,
while this song hasn't really been sticking in our brains all too much.
Now, the video might be a little confusing, and I'm sure our take on the meaning of it will be debateable.
But, here's our basic thought on what happens.
Myungsoo, the lead male in the video, sees a hot girl awkwardly stretching outdoors
because it stopped raining, so I'm like, hey it stopped raining so I should stretch and stuff.
Suddenly, time freezes for 60 seconds and in that 60 seconds,
Myungsoo experiences a kind of time warp showing him an alternative reality,
where he and that girl date, share couple rings, and break up.
When time unfreezes, he is devastated to see his ex- girlfriend,
but she's experienced no relationship with him, and thus, treats him indifferently since he is after all, a stranger.
He then sadly sits in the restaurant that she works in, and he mulls over the memories of their doomed relationship.
Finally, he can't take it anymore so, he leaves and leaves behind his ring,
which would have been their couple ring.
As he walks away crying, she rushes over to him to give back the ring that she thinks he just forgot,
but he gives her the ring back.
Once she gets the ring back,
she too experiences their alternative reality where they dated, and then she starts crying as well.
Moral of the story: that ring is evil
and must be destroyed in the mountain of Mordor. (Lord of the Rings series reference)
(My precious...) (Monks singing) Can't you see, it's imbued with the power of evil
causing all who touch it to have false, doomed relationships,
then causing them to spiral down into secret poetry writing, and oh, oh no!
So much has become clear to me now, Dongho!
Is this what happened to you in "0330"?
(Hot and heavy relationship with Dialtone) Did you touch that evil ring and imagine the relationship with Dialtone
that didn't exist? (Gasps) Bang Yong Guk, oh no! I remember.
(Bang Yong Guk tried to warn you!) That video where the dude got all shot up for his imaginary ring induced girlfriend?
(Hysterical) Super Junior!!
That explains so much. Now, I know why you want you didn't want us to take it in the butt. (Don't take it in the butt.
Don't take it in the...) Actually, no wait. That Super Junior one... didn't really make sense.
Well, we're on to you, evil memory creating ring.
In fact, looking back on those memories, I can definitely see some flaws,
which, have been created by the ring.
Why is it that when people are in loving Korean music videos or Korean dramas,
they can't seem to eat or drink with any bit of civility.
Jay Park in "Star" looked like he motorboated a cappuccino,
and we see with Myungsoo and his girlfriend when they somehow get spaghetti sauce all over their mouths.
How did this happen?
I saw you put the spaghetti into your mouth and close the teeth around the spaghetti:
that was just fine, but then somehow you end up with sauce all over your face,
when it didn't touch you to begin with.
Did you just spit it back up like a baby when I wasn't looking? Seriously, how did this occur?
Hello and welcome to Eat Your Kimchi Labratory. (Answering life's greatest questions about Kpop videos)
(Making Martina wear a shower cap on camera.) Today we will be running an experiment
on how the f*ck do you get so much gourmet tomato sauce on your face when you eat?
Let the experiment begin.
(Test 1) (Pleasant, cheerful music)
Experiment failure.
(Test 23) (Pleasant, cheerful music)
Experiment failure.
(Test 172) (Pleasant, cheerful music)
Pretty close.
(Pleasant, cheerful music)
Mmmh.
In conclusion, we have discovered it is impossible to get that much pasta sauce (Question: How to get that much sauce on face?)
on your face without eating like a barbarian. (Eat like a mannerless slob) (Spit up food like a baby)
Kpop video: false.
Next week's experiment, (So much carrot.) who cut that much carrot for spaghetti sauce?
(Vanishing carrots?) Like seriously, where did it all go?
I don't know where this idea of wiping food off people's faces became symbolic (Are you bleeding?)
of their love in a relationship (Eww, it's Food!). (Maybe the drama Secret Garden is to blame?)
(Hahah! Never meeting my family.) Because if Simon ate food like that,
I'd be totally revolted, not enamored.
(This is how we flirt.) Ok, let's step away from this bizarre forehead poking and spit up food wiping flashback memories,
and instead, discuss the fact that this guy is the worst customer I have ever seen.
Perhaps you didn't see it as clearly as we did because they cut the sound from the video,
but let's show you what this would have looked like if they left in the sound.
(High pitched voice) [W] Ready to order?
[KSK] No!!!! [W] Ok, then.
So, after creeping out the waitress, you'll note in the video she doesn't come back again. (Oppa, I'm scared!)
(Here's your coffee, creepy guy.) They send over a different person to bring him a coffee. (Please leave soon!)
Then, when he's done being sad, he doesn't even pay for the coffee;
he just decides to leave a ring behind.
I'm pretty sure that waitress was about to reem him out and be like...
(What the hell... cheap bastard!!) Um, sir, this isn't money. (I'ma kick his ass.) It's a cheapy ring
(Hey! Crazy dude!) from Ardene and worth less than salt.
(Where the hell are--) But when he turns around and she sees him all like (Um..)
crazy eyed and crying, she comes to the realization that it's best to just let Crazy McCrazerson go. (Please don't kill me.)
Moral of the story, if you want free coffee in Korea, all you got to do is cry and look crazy.
(Spoon playing music) (The showdown)
Last week we asked you whose sissy baby breakdown you preferred, MBLAQ's in "Cry" or Boyfriend's in "Janus".
J-Anus and the winner was by a landslide..."Cry".
I mean you can't blame them, they cried so much that they jump in a pool, full of their tears.
Now, that's emo.
For this week's showdown we asked you whose performance as a lead singer did you prefer?
Snuggle You's in "60 sec" or Hunky's in "Love Love Love"?
Both sure are quite passionate on the mike.
Leave your votes in the comments, and we'll announce the winner next week.
Also, if there is a video you want to see us do for next week's Kpop Music Monday,
TVXQ might finally get a review from us this year!
Let us know your votes by heading on over to our website.
Vote over there and vote a lot!
Lastly, we're going to announce the winner of our Boyfriend giveaway contest in the blooper reel,
so check that out there!
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Take it away, Mordor Spudgy! (Lord of the Rings)
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