That is a dilemma.
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Seriously.
I've got nothing to say on this!
Gonna need some editing, this.
Me and James had asked you for your everyday dilemmas,
now we're gonna give you some solutions to them.
Why'd you sound more Scottish when you're on camera?
Hi, Dylan.
What do you think?
No. I would say no. I think you're throwing £12 away, Dylan, to be honest.
I agree with that, yeah.
What happens when it rains? You can't go out in slippers.
To be fair, that is a nightmare, when it goes in the hole.
That would have been a better question, like, when it goes in the hole and...
you can't get it out, how do I get it back through the hole?
That is true, cos when it comes out and then they're round there
and you have to kind of shove it along...
Then you pull that one side and feel it go round your waistband,
it's game over for the shorts.
Then you get frustrated, pull it out and you end up with a string in your hands.
- Just don't touch them. - Yeah, always keep your eye on them.
Once you buy them, don't touch them.
Just always have a check every five minutes. Set an alarm on the clock or your phone.
See to be fair to him - that is a dilemma. Come to think of that...
That is good, yeah, that's the best one we've had so far.
It's getting in my head now, I'm gonna have to go home and check.
"Best way to keep the drawstrings on my shorts at even length?"
Put a reminder on your phone.
Erm, the only reason you'd get Milner is because it's cheaper.
Socks do run out quite quick. I just...
Don't tell the kitmen but I just steal them from Melwood
and take them up the road.
I think I'd just put on my £12 pair of slippers.
That's true, yeah, maybe you can tie in with each other,
just put in the £12 slippers. Ah, decent.
Let's go bacon butty, you're dry, are ya?
Yeah, just a bit of butter, if I'm honest.
Usually, up in Scotland, you've got potato scones and that, it's not dry,
fried egg... Nah, it's not dry, a bacon butty. That's just an English thing, that.
Bacon butty up there has got eggs, sausages, square sausage...
You ever had a square sausage, James?
- No. - Ho-ho-ho-ho!
You put that in on the roll, burnt roll if you want,
then you put the potato scone on top and then you can put a fried egg in it.
It's a bit messy, but...
To be fair, Robbo's an expert on rolls, he would have a roll with everything.
Cereal... Always a roll.
- I love a roll. - Always a roll.
This is tough.
What I would say is, go for the nines and put two pair of socks on. If...
You could, but then what happens,
you've run out, you've run out cos they're too long in the washing.
Oh, jeez...
Ohh, what's he done?
What's he done?
You've got to find a really good petrol station.
Or... Or you just wake up the next morning and just pretend nothing's happened.
Just get on with your everyday life, forget it's her birthday.
Then when you come home, you get the present that night and say,
"I was bantering you."
"Yeah, here it is."
"As if I forgot your birthday."
- Yeah, exactly. - It's a risky one, that, though.
Oh...dear.
That's one for you to answer.
Yeah, well...
I think he's just got to nip that in the bud, doesn't he?
He's gonna get injured.
Can you do the 70-yard run without actually wasting it and making a foul at the end of it?
Oh, no, no, no, no, that's wrong. That's wrong, it should have been a goal.
First of all, before you answer this -
how is she his girlfriend before they've been on a first date?
How is it that easy?
I took her to the cinema and I hate the cinema.
- Really? - I've never been back.
You're handing over a £20 note and not getting any change on a pick 'n mix.
That annoys me.
How big are your pick 'n mix?!
You'd have to get a rucksack for them.
Yeah, that's true. But it's expensive.
James, this one's for you, cos you know I don't drink tea.
- Everyone's different, aren't they? - What I would say is, don't rush it.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Keep the teabag in the water for a bit.
Give it a squeeze against the side of the cup. Before you take it out.
Before you take it out, but you need to leave it in there.
Yeah, leave it in a while.
Don't just plop it in and squeeze.
Yeah, go and do something else, go and get your socks out or...
Yeah!
How many sugars do you have?
I'd have any, but that's dependent, isn't it?
I think if you have any more than two, you may as well just have a can of Coke really.
I mean, there's gonna be debate, isn't there, whether you put the milk in first or second?
James, it's not even a debate. Honestly, it's not a debate.
I thought you didn't drink tea?
I don't, but it winds me up when people put the milk in first.
Do you know what, this is funny,
because I've actually thought about this quite a lot over the years.
Seriously. Seriously.
I've, eh...
Right, this is a funny story.
I've actually spoke to quite a few of my family members about this.
I'm convinced I have a bird that follows me round.
Every morning I get woke up by the same noise.
It goes, "Caw-caaaw, caw-caw."
That's it, that's my bird that makes the noise.
And I said it to my missus and she laughed at me.
Your missus needs a medal.
They do have thoughts, that's one million per cent.
They talk to each other.
They do!
Why would birds or pigeons make noises if they didn't have thoughts?
Why are they making a noise?
Just for the sake of it?
You're baffled by this, aren't you?
I've got nothing to say on this.
I honestly don't, I've got nothing to add on that.
Thanks for sending in your dilemmas, hopefully we solved a few for you,
made your everyday life that bit easier.
THEY LAUGH