(upbeat music)
- Something like that, right? (laughs)
This video's gonna be a quick one for me,
I don't have that much planned for it.
Almost two weeks ago,
James Charles tweeted out photos of him
reviving past looks of his.
And there was one look in particular that caught my eye.
I think you can tell which look in particular
would catch the eye of someone like me.
Some crack-headed son of bitch like me.
Which one of these looks you would think
would be like, oh, bitch.
I'll give you one guess.
One single, singular guess.
All you need is one guess.
You got it?
You got it.
Which then prompted me to reply to his tweet saying,
"Recreate the foil brow look or I will".
Jame Charles has not replied.
So I take that as a challenge.
Not that he just didn't notice me,
because he's like very famous and I'm just like a number
to his system of millions of followers.
No, no, I'm famous too.
He should notice me.
So today we're doing that.
We're doing it.
We are recreating a Jame Charles look.
Hence the background, hence the lighting.
We're going full into it, bitch.
You thought you were safe.
You thought I was joking.
No, girl, I need content.
It's also dark outside,
I haven't filmed a video when it's dark outside
in such a long time.
And I'm also kind of like not sober.
♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
- I don't know if you can tell.
I'm kind of like a little bit of,
a little bit of...
♪ The deep end ♪
♪ Watch as I dive in ♪
- You know what I mean?
Let's just do this.
I have all the supplies next to me.
I really don't wanna get up,
so this is how it's gonna be.
I have on the black sweater.
Off-white background, girl, we ready.
We James Charling.
He makes that face, right, sometimes?
I don't know.
Let's look at this photo.
Bam.
Oh, there's a lot more going on than I thought.
Let's analyze what's going on here.
Like, if I know what the (record scratches) I'm doing.
We see he cut the crease.
I think, I don't know.
I'm still learning.
I believe he cut the crease with some black eye shadow.
And then we see some purple, some pink,
a little bit of silver, and then some black lipstick.
Yeah, yeah, we can do this.
I believe in myself.
Let's go.
Oh wait, also I bought his palette.
I feel like I had to.
This is like the third James Charles themed video
I'm making on my channel.
I feel like I had to give back to him at least.
Oh, ah, eh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah.
Oh look, they all have names.
One of them is called 10% off.
Oh my god.
Okay, we got this.
We got this, I believe in ourself.
I believe in myself.
Y'all don't believe in me, I know y'all don't.
I got this.
Y'all can shut up, okay?
I'm like the discount James Charles today.
James Charles meet Jeremiah Crawl.
What should be my intro?
We got hey, sisters.
Hi, cousins!
Let's just put this on my face.
So the first thing I think we have to do
is cut the crease.
- Cut the crease.
- Right?
I don't know.
That's like the one thing I remember.
He kept on saying cut the crease.
Still don't know who she is.
Still don't know why we're cutting her in our life.
What did crease do to us?
Why is crease acting this way?
Why we gotta cut her, bitch, why we gotta cut her, James?
I'm sorry.
You don't know how hard things are gonna hit you
until you're sitting yourself in front of a camera
and suddenly your eyes are so wobbly, bitch, so wobbly.
Okay, let's cut this crease.
This is my brush, by the way.
Yeah, bitch.
I don't know what I'm doing, okay?
Attack me all you want, I don't care.
I don't care, I don't care.
Am I a MUA?
No, I'm not a MUA.
I'm a Mac.
Guys.
Okay, cut the crease.
We're just gonna...
How do you put on makeup? (laughs)
For some reason closing my eyes is an activity
that I can not complete right now, sis.
Sis, calm down, okay.
Cut the crease.
Fill the crease in, get acquainted with her.
There we go.
Step one.
Other eye.
Or am I supposed to do one eye completely first?
That's how they do it, right?
That's how he does it.
I think.
That's how he does it.
I'm doing both, fuck it.
Crease, get out of here, you're cut.
I'm also not using a mirror,
I'm using the view finder of my camera.
That's probably also a sin.
Suck my dick.
Okay, crease.
Boom, and just like that the crease is cut.
That's a lot.
That is a lot of black.
It's so pigmented.
Who said that?
Which one?
Manny?
Was it Manny, it was Manny.
That seems like something Manny would say.
I sit up here like I know these people.
There's like a red, orangeness,
and then like some purple, brown, silver.
Calm down.
I'm gonna say that's like a pink.
It's like a pink.
That's like a purple as well.
So we're going to use...
There are so many colors. (laughs)
Sorry, I just got in a trance
by how many colors are in this one thing.
This is so big, this is so many.
I'm gonna do the pink which is...
What is it called?
I'll give you that promo.
It's called...
Skip.
Okay, and for James, my PayPal is...
We're gonna use pink.
You kind of just like...
It kind of just...
It goes like...
I'm sorry. (laughs)
- Cut the crease.
Cut the crease.
- Yeah.
(laughs) A puff of pink smoke just came off of this brush.
That scared the shit out of me.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, he didn't do that.
Wait, we can fix it.
We have other brushes.
Wait.
Believe in me.
Believe in me, James.
Making something.
Oh no, oh no, it's gone.
Add more pink.
We'll just add more pink.
Get some pink around, feather it up.
Okay, and then...
Wait, wait, wait.
There we go, there we go, okay.
♪ Tell me something, girl ♪
- Y'all, it's something.
It looks good from this size on my screen.
But knowing from my past, that's not a reality.
I kind of look like I'm about to fight,
you know what I mean?
Like, I'm ready for war.
He's a spy sent from the year 3000.
Ready to concur the intergalactic-ness of your bussies.
Yeah.
And now we're just gonna do purple.
Gonna make it dark purple to counterbalance the pink.
Look at me act like I know what I'm doing.
So put some purple right like here, up here.
Yes, bitch.
Bitch, yes.
Shut up, (laughs)
It's something, girl, it's something.
Okay, what's next.
I swear I see orange.
Like a little bit of orange.
I'm doing orange, screw y'all.
Y'all don't know anything.
Y'all don't know James like me.
So orange.
It's like right here.
Right down there.
Girl.
Girl, tell me why this color ain't coming up on me.
Why am I so black?
Okay, girl, it's something.
This is like Cirque du Soleil.
This is giving me pure garbage. (laughs)
What's next?
Silver.
It's like silver.
He puts silver like right by the eyebrow
and in the corner.
I see you, sis.
Does he have silver?
Is there silver?
No, there's no silver.
There's no silver in the James Charles palette.
Exposed?
Exposed.
Canceled.
It's okay, you know what,
not everybody's supposed to have everything.
That's how the world works.
Moral of the story, kids, stop crying.
I think I have silver.
I do have silver.
I have makeup, guys, by the way.
My collection of makeup.
I've just been collecting over the years.
They're probably expired.
They're probably expired, I don't know how that works,
but it's makeup, okay?
(Mac laughs)
Okay, so silver.
Okay, girl.
Bitch, tried to fight me, did you see that?
Put it right here.
Yes.
Little bit next to the brow, girl.
A little bit around the brow, girl.
(distorted tune)
- [Woman] The House.
- Okay.
Oh, girl, she Jeremiah Crawl.
Hey, cousins.
Hey, cousins. (laughs)
Why do I think that's funny?
It kind of has like a little bit of
bottom energy.
Wasn't gonna say that, I was joking.
Has a little bit of a red on his cheek.
I don't know if that redness
is just him being able to be red.
Because I can't be red, bitch.
I'm putting on some red.
Put on some red, bitch.
Gonna get some red.
You got some red.
Oh.
Oh no, oh no.
Oh. (laughs)
Look at me acting like I just messed it up.
Do you hear me?
Like if that was the step that up the look.
Okay, calm down, bitch.
What's next?
I think he's wearing mascara too,
so I got that.
I came prepared, girl.
I was ready.
If you think I wasn't about to come in here head strong,
you wrong.
She just a little bit not there, you know?
She may be a little bit intoxicated,
but it's okay.
It's a Thursday.
Mascara this bitch.
How do you put mascara on?
Fuck it.
Here we go, right?
Right, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Did I do it?
Did something happen?
Girl, I don't know.
(buzzing)
There we go.
Got it, right?
We're doing something.
Right?
Yeah.
Like bottom lashes.
(Mac laughs)
How do you do the bottom lashes?
Wait.
- [Woman] The House, The House.
- Oh my god, there we go, there it is.
- [Woman] The House.
- We got it.
Okay, all we have is the black lipstick
and then we got the foil brows.
It's what we came here for in the first place.
I did go ahead and get some black lipstick
'cause she came ready, she an influencer.
Haters wanna say otherwise,
but she knows the truth.
She's a Sagittarius.
She don't take no shit.
Okay, it's NYX sweetie, suda, suede, side?
I can't tell if that's an I or an E with a mark on it.
Sweetie.
We'll just call it sweetie.
So we got some NYX Sweetie.
And we just gonna...
- [Woman] The House.
- That's probably not how you put on lipstick. (laughs)
Shut up.
Okay, boom, she black lipped up.
She lipped up.
We got lipped up.
Girl, we lipped up.
We lipped. (laughs)
We lipped.
Why is that funny?
Okay, now it's time for the moment
we all came here for.
Now it's time to do the thing
that I wanted to do.
We got options, girl.
We got the aluminum foil brow
and if that doesn't work,
we also got some silver leaf.
♪ I'm falling ♪
- It's in the package, you can't see it,
I'm not showing y'all.
Y'all don't need that richness yet.
The foil cost more than the silver leaf.
I'm joking.
I'm going to draw out eyebrows on the foil.
I can't take myself seriously either way.
Sorry, every time I keep on looking at myself
I get scared a little bit.
Draw on the aluminum foil, cut that out,
and then put it on my eyebrows,
and then we got a look, sis.
We got a look.
This part should be easy.
- [Woman] The House.
- This should be straightforward.
- [Woman] The House.
- Draw some brows.
What do brows look like?
Got it.
Curve down like this.
There we go, like that, right?
That's a brow.
Shut up.
I'm gonna cut it out and I'm gonna try it.
I'm dead ass serious.
Oh no.
Oh no, I ripped it.
Oh no, oh no, I messed it up.
Whatever, whatever, whatever, we still got this.
We got a brow.
Wait, am I supposed to glue it on?
Wait, give me a second.
I don't have glue.
Oh no.
I came prepared.
Oh, no glue.
Oh my god, I don't wanna get up.
I don't wanna get up.
I'm just gonna use concealer.
That's something.
It'll dry on me.
Right?
Whatever, fuck you.
There we go, bitch.
Bitch.
♪ Tell me something, girl ♪
- Girl, that's a brow.
That's a look.
Girl.
Girl?
Other brow, other brow.
Hurry up before this one falls off
'cause I really don't wanna do this again.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Get some concealer, stick it on.
Okay.
Sis. (laughs)
Sis.
It's here.
Wait, I gotta do that James Charles thing.
Hey, cousins.
Here we have our final look right now.
(techno music) - [Woman] The House.
The House, The House.
- I present to you, foil mess. (laughs)
The falling off is a fashion choice.
I like how you can see the Sharpie print on this one.
- [Roommate] That's a choice.
(Mac laughs)
- Oh, she fierce, she's fabulous.
She a cover girl.
Wait, wait, I gotta recreate the photo.
There we go, yeah, bitch.
Bitch, we did it.
Bitch, we did it, we did it, we did it.
It's done, we did it.
Shut up. (laughs)
- Wow.
Who is she?
- She's James Charles' discount cousin.
Jeremiah Crawl.
- What?
- It's a James Charles look, I recreated it,
but I did better.
- Your skill knows no bounds.
Let me tell you, you are beautiful,
you is smart, you is important.
- Don't "The Help" me. (laughs)
I look terrifying.
I look chaotic, right?
- I mean, kind of like...
You look like something.
- Thank you, that's what I'm saying, you know?
- What is it with the tin foil?
- That was his thing.
It was his decision, I just did it, I brought it back.
(Mike burps)
Yes.
My intro is hey, cousins. (laughs)
- Stunt on them hoes.
Show them that you are the real BeauTuber
and I can't wait for your palette,
so I can buy it.
Who you gonna expose first?
- Oh no, who should I expose?
Who didn't eat my sugar pills?
- You be blowing all these boys in town
but you can't blow out my candle, bitch?
- Yeah, it's fall onto my eye for sure.
Okay, I'm gonna hang up now.
Love you.
So what did we learn today, cousins?
I think it's safe to say, cousins,
I brought back the silver brow.
You can say I did this look justice, cousins.
Anyways, that's Jeremiah Crawl for you.
Don't forget to subscribe,
click that notification bell button,
and I'm back every Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
No, I'm not, no, I'm not, don't even.
James Charles is at a level of YouTube
I never think I ever want to be at,
but it's very amazing to see someone at his age do,
quite respectable.
I don't want that.
That boy makes a joke on Twitter and he's like dragged
through drama channels for months.
No, thank you.
I'll just sit here and stay Black and unnoticed
by drama channels.
Oops.
Sorry.
There's more Black creators than KSI.
I don't know if they know that yet.
Oh wait, I gotta do the shout out, right?
I gotta do the cousin shout out.
Shout out to cousins, Tetrin Trancy, and fluffiestvampire
for retweeting my last video.
Comment down below, cousins.
If I were to come out with a palette,
what would you call it?
I think I should call it, no thank you.
- [Woman] The House.
- Last week I asked you guys
what's the weirdest thing in your fridge.
I'm gonna stop the voice.
Last week I asked you guys
what's the weirdest thing in your fridge.
Katie Kitty said, "Weirdest thing I have in my fridge
"is years old frosting.
"It's just sugar, so it shouldn't be expired
"but the expiration date says otherwise."
No girl, sugar expires, girl.
Sugar expires.
Anyways, I really have to go to the bathroom.
My name is Mac, cousins.
Don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribe.
Wow, cousins.
Cousins.
Where's the wall?
Oh my god, I was so far away from it.
- Cut the crease, cut the crease, cut the crease.
(banjo music)