♫ Where in the world is Superwoman today?
- Austin, Texas.
What up everyone, it's your girl Superwoman.
And holy crap, I suck at confrontation.
I can't help it, okay?
I am just the absolute worst.
In fact, this video, is not even a comedy video.
It's just a summary of my biggest fears.
AKA when someone says the terrifying words,
"Hey, can we talk?"
What the eff do you mean, can we talk?
Don't step to me with such aggression, "Can we talk?"
With such straightforwardness.
Why? What happened? Why? What? How? Why?
Huh? Why?
And that's it, I instantly get irrational fears.
Oh my God, they hate me.
Oh my god, someone's dying.
Oh my God, oh my God, they're going to postpone
Game of Thrones.
Oh are you s--
My ear just popped.
Take two, rewind.
Oh my God, are they going to postpone Game of Thrones
because I already have to wait until July.
I swear to God, HBO fight me.
A complete stranger could walk up to me and be like,
"Hey, can we talk?"
And my brain will convince me that they're about to
break up with me.
And I'm just like, "Listen man, I know I sat too close
"to you on the bus, but please don't end things this way."
So every time this happens, I panic.
- Hey, uh, Lilly can we talk for a second?
- What? What?
Washroom, washroom, okay.
Ooh, maybe I could say I have explosive diarrhea.
Maybe I should just kill her.
No? No, no.
Okay, too far, too far.
Actually, you know what?
Wait, that's a solid plan B.
Ping pong, I have to go to a ping pong tournament?
Toy car, I have to pick up someone.
Yes, good okay, you have to pick up someone.
Say that.
Three, two, one.
Yeah, sure.
Damn you, Lilly and your false sense of confidence!
Straight up, people are lucky if they can even drop
that sentence to me in person, okay?
Because if I know that you want to talk and you try
calling me, brah.
I'd rather pick up Samara's phone call and die in seven
God damn days than answer your call.
she calls me just like, "Seven days."
And I just be like, "You know what? Sis, it's all good.
"I'm okay with that, I had a good run.
"I'll see you in that well."
But your call, brah, nah.
(phone ringing)
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap,
crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
Mother effing God damn suck balls.
Holy shiitake mushrooms, shut your butt hole.
(dramatic music)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
(panting)
(whistling)
Now they're making iPhones waterproof and ish.
Okay, so there's endless possibilities to the ways
I could fade you.
Just drop my phone into a glass of Koolaid real quick
and call it a day.
I'm so bad at confrontation that it doesn't even
make sense.
Okay, forget discussing something difficult like an
issue or a situation, I can't even tell people when I
hate things even it directly affects me.
I'm so scared to hurt people's feelings.
You know what it is? It's the Canadian in me.
I'm too nice, and I'm sorry.
- All done.
- Oh my God, it's amazing.
- Are you sure you don't want me to change anything?
- No, I--I love it.
- Okay.
- Thank you so much.
Wow.
- [Woman] Have a great shoot.
- Yeah.
Oh my God, that girl effed up my face, look at me!
- Did you tell her you don't like it?
- What do you mean tell her?
Obviously not, I had no choice.
- Just go back there and tell her to fix it.
- What? Are you a crazy person?
I can't do that, okay?
Maybe it kind of brings out my eyes, right?
- Sarah's scared of clowns, don't go near her.
- She didn't do it on purpose, right?
Maybe this is my way of learning how to accept
different types of people and what they like.
Maybe this is on trend, huh?
- Yeah, if you're part of Cirque du Soleil.
- It's not even that bad, I think it was just the
lighting in that room and then I came out here and
it's actually pretty good, right?
Right?
Right, right?
Right?
- Yeah, right, right.
- I love it.
(screaming)
Sarah, stop being such a baby!
And I know I'm not the only one.
I know once upon a time you got your hair did,
it was fugly as eff but you pretended like you liked it.
You paid that money, gave that sis a tip and then
walked out that place like:
Okay, thank you so much, bye.
And then you got into the car and you're like,
"Girl, you need to bring your straightener,
"three combs, and 1,000 ccs of hairspray,
"we've got a crisis."
These are all the instances in which people are asking
me for something.
A conversation, feedback, an opinion,
don't even get started on when I need to initiate
a conversation, mm-mm.
See, because that's going to require an effing retreat
on an island.
Like 16 hours of meditation, a spiritual awakening
in which I can convince myself to even make the
first move.
Straight up, I need to go to an alternate dimension, okay?
And reach a new level of zen that no one could comprehend
for me to even try to start a conversation with you.
Straight up, I just gonna be like from the OH thing.
Just-- Ow, God damnit.
Just to be like, "Can we talk?"
And even after all this.
Every damn time, I still do this.
I'm just gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna call him and I'm gonna let him know how I feel.
I'm doing it, that's it.
- Do it.
- Because I'm a mature adult, by the way.
I don't need to be scared to let him know how it is.
I'm a boss.
- You go girl.
- Yeah, I'm gonna call him and be like, "Yo, brah,"
gonna call him brah, "Brah, we need to talk right now,"
is what I'm gonna say.
Like, "Yo you want this whopping in point form
"or essay format?" Right?
- That's right.
- I got my thesis ready.
I'm done talking, I'm done talking.
Here we go, I'ma call him right now.
- Do it, do it.
- He's gonna be trembling, he's gonna be shaking right now.
You think maybe I should just text him?
And those rare times where I actually do commit to
having a conversation with someone in person,
you best believe I make a game plan.
I know exactly what I'm gonna say, how I'm going to walk in,
I am set.
I'm just gonna be like, "Yo, I'ma speak straight up
"and down, clear lines, no BS, let's do this."
And then I beat around every God damn bush.
Straight up, I'm in a Home Depot in the gardening
section just doing laps.
- Yo, Taylor, want to go smoke a bl--
Lilly, what's up?
Good timing.
- So I was thinking.
- Uh-huh.
- Maybe we could do a better job,
I don't know, getting things done.
- What are you referring to?
- Uh,
sometimes in life certain people
do certain things good.
But maybe said people could do things,
I don't know, better?
- I'm sorry, what are you trying to say exactly?
- May I haven't given you
the tools you need
to reach your full potential.
And for that, I am sorry.
- Aw, Lilly.
It's okay, apology accepted.
I mean, it's hard being a young boss.
We're in this together.
Read you loud and clear, boss.
- I'm glad we had this talk.
- So how'd it go?
- Yo, she was trembling.
- Really?
- When I walked in I was like,
"Yo, what's good thing?"
I was like, I woke up in beast mode,
you know what I'm saying?
- So you fired her?
- Did I fire?
Nah, I gave her a raise.
Whatever, yo, I'll just text her.
Yo, but for real, if you suck at confrontation,
promo segue, there's a chapter about it in my
new book called How To Be A Bawse.
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It's best selling on so many website already,
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It's also available in bookstores across the world.
All the information is at that website so go check it out.
Also, I'm in Austin right now because I'm on tour.
All of US and the rest of North America is sold out,
but there's tickets for international dates so
lillysinghbook.com/tour is where you can go if you
want to see me on tour.
But that is not what this video is about.
This video is about how I suck at confrontation,
but how I'm great at promo.
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One love Superwoman, that is a wrap, and zoop.
I'm about to go meet and greet 500 people now, le'go.