There's more.
There's more troll face games!
TROLL FACE QUEST VIDEO GAMES!
Be-still my beatin' heart!
Wait,
Let- hold on a second
I'm not gettin' a heart beat...
I think I might be dead!
NURSE!!
*Whapish*
Top' of the mornin' to you laddies my name is Jackseptcieye
and welcome to 'Troll Face-Quest Video Games'!
There's more of them!
This must be new because
I didn't see this one when I was doing all the other ones
I think the last one we did was the YouTuber edition one...?
I dunno, Pewdiepie was in it somewhere...
Erm,
I-I'm pretty sure that, that was the last one.
So now, Trollface quest video games,
this is one based, all around Mario and shit
Well not, just around Mario but
lots of stuff, like Warcraft, Portals-
Go to the bathroom.
Whatya' fraid of??
If you're gonna take a shit, you've already taken the hardest step foward
Wha' da fuck does that do?
You tryna squeeze out a shit right then, right then and there.
Oh...
*Laughs*
Dude! Take of your pants before you take a shit!
You can't just walk through a portal, squat down,
and shit your pants!
What's the point of even going to the bathroom in tha-
I could've done that over here!
Jesus Christ
Okay. The cake is a lie
This is based around Portal.
What the fuck!?
Did a head crab just come out and shit on my cake?
Did he just come out and fart all over my parade?
Son of a bitch!
Okay, same thing again.
So I have to fire a portal somewhere
Okay, restart.
Fire a portal,
aand fire a portal!
Ah, he's gonna come in an fall in
Ohh
The cake is mine today!
Wait, how-
There we go!
Ha!
Incinerated that bastard just like a fuckin' compainion cube.
He didn't even eat the cake!
*Giggle* he just blew out the-
So, lets recap.
I shit my pants and I blew out a candle.
Oh yes.
I'm probably not gonna get all the video game refrences
cause- I dunno what this is.
What are you?
*flies buzzing*
Okay, I failed.
Do one of these have somethin' special in them?
Nope!
Okay
Um
What do I need to do?
I have a fuckin' itchy eye first and foremost.
Do any of your teeth do somethin?
No...
This is clickable...
Ahhhhh
It's fuckin' bowling-
It's Ben and Ed!
No lie, I was actually gonna guess that!
I was gonna guess that, that was Ben and Ed because of this dude
and the cans
but I was like
"No, they wouldn't have Ben and Ed in it,"
"that's a very new game."
"They obviously wouldn't have that."
I thought it was gonna be all,
older games, or classic games
I'm SO happy about that!
That Ben and Ed is getting more recognition
Fuckin' love that game!
Are you assassins creed?
'Course you are.
*farting sound*
*Laughs uncontrollably*
They didn't see a fuckin' thing!
Of course they didn't!
When you hide inside the bales of hay
they don't see anything,
you just stick your lil' booty out
shake it all' round!
*fart sound* *laughing* *fart sound x2*
What the fuck!?
*laughing*
I have no idea what I did!
How did I finish that?
All I did was fart again!
Okay I'm not accomplishing anything in this
I'm not getting anything
Oh it's Doom!
I D Q
I just keep shootin' 'em?
def-Fuck it
Okay, why did I wince? Why did I get scared?
I D Q...shotgun?
What? If I press I D or Q...nope, doesn't do anything, uuumm...
No I don't wanna...fucking right-clicking. Sorry!
Oops, I didn't mean to get you kill again what do I do?
uuuuuummm
What? Oooooohh. CHICKEN GUN!
Yeah that made 'em all happy, then I'm happy that I get to survive.
What? D'ya know that time when you were playing Doom when you were a young child? Doom came out
and it was all like scary and everything because it was like a 3D first-person
shooter thing, all these monsters coming around you were kind of scared then you shot
that dude with a chicken then you shot him again and he went *Walulululululululululu*
Video games man *laughing*
Wait what are you? *notification tone* SHUT the fuck up phone!
Christ you think I'd learn after doing YouTube for three years to turn you off.
Is this Minecraft? Feels like Minecraft...I'mma just click blocks.
Did I lose? Okay... *laughing*
EEEEEE! When I play Minecraft that's the face I make as well: EEEEEEEEEE!
Is there anything else I'm, supposed to be clicking? Wait for it...
Wait for it- keep going
Oh! Ooh *laughing* He shit on the floor. He was virtual reality Minecraft! He was building
blocks of the ground but it turns out he was shitting on the floor
and his parents came in and gave hell to 'em *laughing*
Oh you must be related to the dude at the start of the game; he shit his pants and
you just shit on the floor *laughing*
Uh, Happy Wheels?
Okay, story of my life.
Okay I thought I could click on him again. Story of my life just try to peddle the bike and then AHHHH
*laughing*
oooooohhhhh
Where do I- where do I drag him? Wha?? *laughing*
How does that make any fucking sense?!
*laughing*
Ooooh toilet humor. It's all farts and poop and shit and toilet jokes all over the place.
The best! "Trollish him"? Okay uh...
What that wasn't it? What do we do then?
Trollish him...okay don't click on him
Click- oh the same fucking thing come on man! You got to be smarter than that!
Ok ok ok there's something I'm supposed to be doing....But I don't know what it is.
I know Raiden- Trayden and Trollpion... Scorpion and Raiden I get it I played
the Mortal Kombats. I didn't even click on him! I clicked on the fuckin' steps!
Ok ok...let's see for a fucking second here...
uuummmm...Is there anything else I can click?
Does that count as clicking you? I think so I'm not gonna do that that.
uuumm...That counts as clicking you as well.
Do I- do I just wait? Is that what I do? Wha da fuck?
WHAT!
I had to grab his pants and pull them down?
How in the name of Jesus was I supposed to know that?
Oh God- okay what what is this one?
Keep clickin' to a hundred dollars and then click the top thing.
Okay let's do that...
This is a lot of clicks! Now I just went passed sixty-nine. Sick dude. Be careful-
You fucking dick!
*laughing* Okay can I X out of it? There we go.
WHAT?!
Aww man. What do I do then?
Have to click on these fucking faces as they fall
Oh...how did I do that? I clicked the pipe going into the thing. Okay! Oh I'm even greater than I thought I was.
Okay, umm, is this is- this that Space X rocket...with a goat on top?
So it's Goat Stimulator.
...okay?
The rocket has to take off and land on the pad again.
That's what the Falcon rockets do
Why won't you do it then?
What do I have to click on, the goat?
Oh okay...What?
Now click on the goat
no not the fucking walkthrough!
Okay I can't click the rocket after the goat
and I can't click the goat after the rocket
so what? What what do you want you want from me game? Is fucking Godzilla going to show
up out of the fricken water? Show me a thing or two?
Is there anything I can drag? *blows raspberry*
I can't do it! I don't know what it is!
Ohhhhh *laughing* here we go now we gonna stick the landing.
Stick the landing. Nailed it! Nice!
Elon Musk would be proud. Wait is that it? Aww man.
10 levels. Aww that was fun.
I want more- yeah I did do the others: Troll Face Quest sports, Quest 13 and Troll Tube
Troll Tube was the last one wasn't it? I think I remember doing that one. Awwww...
Really good. The art in this one is outstanding. Like, to see where its
progressed from, all the colors and all the details and all the environments really
really well done, I really liked this one. A lot simpler but some of them were bullshit-
wait, what was the one I got stuck on? This one. That was bullshit.
Like, to have to hit box around characters that big
and then being able to, like, click on any part of it and have you fail
but having to click in his pants and drag it down? That was assetry.
Then again it is a Trollface thing. I like the little twitter icons as well...really good.
I like these games for a simplistic as the are. Like, there's not a whole lot too them
you're just clicking stuff and then finishing levels. But really really good I'm glad
there's more than I hope they make more to come. This, the Henry Stickman series
what's the other one that I always play? Oh the Whack! "Whack Your" games.
I just love that these guys keep making more of them and with the Henry Stickman ones I met the
developer of that twice! I actually met him at Pax West just a couple of weeks ago he said he
was making some new stuff. I dunno if he's actually making a new one of them but he
did say he was like working on more games, so I'm really glad that these guys are
still making stuff still making games still getting in there.
Um...A lot of people write off these types of games but I mean you make whatever you
want to make, I-I wouldn't diminish anybody's efforts for making a-a flash
game like this or anything like that
as long as people are creating and people are putting their efforts and
their passions into something then I'm really happy about that so so glad that
they made more of these games and I hope they make a bajillion fafillion more
because I will continue playing them and I'm glad that YouTube has kinda helped
these games get a bit more life into them as well and other people have gone
off and play them because of that.
Oh happy vibes all around.
But thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it,
PUNCH that Like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS!!!
And, high-fives all around *Wa-psshh* *Wa-psshh*
But thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes
(high-pitched voice) In the next video!!!
[♫ outro music ♫]
Woo...take a break in between some of those words, because normally I breathe in
but that time I forgot I almost passed out and died.
That would've been bad! WOOO!