- WELL, OBVIOUSLY I LOVE HELPING PEOPLE ON THIS SHOW,
BUT RIGHT NOW I WANT TO SEE IF I CAN GET SOME STRANGERS
TO HELP MY PRODUCER ANDY IN OUR SEGMENT CASH FOR KINDNESS.
ANDY IS OUTSIDE OF OUR STUDIO ON THE STREET.
HE'S PRETENDING TO BE A MAGICIAN
ON HIS WAY TO A KIDS BIRTHDAY PARTY.
ANDY, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME,
PULL ON YOUR LAPELS, OR JUST LIFT THAT UP HIGHER.
SOMETHING--YEP, GOOD, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE AROUND THERE,
YOU SHOULD JUST DROP THE SUITCASE.
EVERYTHING SHOULD FALL OUT OF THE SUITCASE.
WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE--
- THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE ATM.
- ALL RIGHT, MAYBE SHE'LL SEE YOU AND, YOU'RE, LIKE,
"OH, NO, MY SCARVES." - OH!
- OH, NO! BE UPSET.
- AH, JEEZ. - "OH, NO."
- MY TRICKS. - "OH, NO."
- OH, NO. - "OH, MY STUFF."
- MY STUFF! - [scoffs]
START PICKING IT UP. SEE IF SHE'LL HELP YOU.
"OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING."
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.
- "HAVE TO GO THE KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY."
- GOT TO GO THAT KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
- "OH, BOY." - OH, BOY.
- "NEVER MAKE IT IN TIME NOW."
- I'M NEVER MAKE IT IN TIME NOW.
- "I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO PAY RENT AND--"
- I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO PAY RENT.
- OH, OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - "THANK YOU SO MUCH."
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - "THOSE ARE MY TRICKS."
- THOSE ARE MY TRICKS.
- "THANKS." - THANK YOU.
- "THANK YOU SO MUCH. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - PETER.
- PETER. - "THANK YOU, PETER, SO MUCH.
DON'T LOOK AT ANYTHING. I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAY THE MAGIC."
- THANK YOU, PETER. DON'T LOOK AT ANYTHING.
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAY THE MAGIC.
- "OH, GOD. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME TOO? THANKS SO MUCH."
- OH, THANKS. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- JEANNE. - JEANNE?
- YEAH. - THANK YOU.
- "ARE Y'ALL FRIENDS?" - ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS?
- NO. - NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE.
- "OH, GOD, YOU'RE SO NICE TO HELP ME WITH THIS."
- YOU'RE SO NICE TO HELP ME WITH THIS.
- "MY DOVE GOT AWAY. MAYBE IT'S IN THE TREE."
CALL FOR THE DOVE. - MY DOVE GOT AWAY.
I THINK IT GOT-- - "COO-COO, COO-COO."
- I THINK--MY DOVE GOT AWAY. - CALL IT.
- I THINK IT'S IN ONE OF THESE TREES.
COO-COO! COO-COO!
- YOU SEE A DOVE?
- [speaking indistinctly] - ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
- ALL RIGHT.
"LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET SOMETHING BACK IN MY SUITCASE."
- LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET SOMETHING BACK IN MY SUITCASE.
- JUST PUSH YOUR HANDS, LIKE, MAKE IT, LIKE, MAGIC.
ALAKAZAM! ALAKAZAM!
LIKE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN ON ITS OWN.
- ALAKAZAM!
HERE. LET ME SEE IF I CAN GET THAT BACK IN THERE.
ALAKAZAM!
- UH, HOOF. - HOOF!
- DIDN'T WORK. - THAT DIDN'T WORK.
DIDN'T WORK. - ALL RIGHT.
"THANK YOU FOR HELPING. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" - THANK YOU FOR HELPING.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I GO TO NEW YORK FILM ACADEMY. - NEW YORK FILM ACADEMY.
- "OH, THAT'S COOL. THAT'S COOL."
- OH, THAT'S COOL. - "LOOK WHAT I FOUND."
GET A QUARTER FROM BEHIND HIS EAR.
- HEY. HOLD STILL.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND. A QUARTER.
[laughter]
YEAH, THEY'RE DOWN THERE TOO.
- "YOU'RE SO NICE TO STOP AND HELP,
'CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T."
- YOU'RE SO NICE TO STOP AND HELP,
BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T.
- "YOU KNOW HOW SOME MAGICIANS PULL FLOWERS OUT OF A HAT?"
"YOU KNOW HOW SOME MAGICIANS PULL FLOWERS OUT OF A HAT?"
- YOU KNOW HOW MAGICIANS PULL FLOWERS OUT OF A HAT?
- YEAH. - "HOW? 'CAUSE--
I'M ASKING, HOW DO THEY DO IT?"
- NO, I'M ASKING HOW. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
[laughter]
- [speaking indistinctly]
- "HEY, ARE YOU HEADED TO STUDIO CITY?"
- ARE YOU HEADED TO STUDIO CITY?
- NO. - "DO YOU HAVE A CAR?"
- DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
- [speaking indistinctly]
- "COULD I GET A RIDE?"
- CAN I GET A RIDE?
YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR. - OH.
"DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE BUS WITH ME?"
WILL YOU--WILL YOU TAKE THE BUS WITH ME?
- WHY?
- "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
"I'VE GOT A--LET'S-- I THOUGHT OF A BETTER IDEA.
"COME INSIDE AND SAY HEY TO ELLEN DEGENERES,
'CAUSE SHE WANTS TO HELP YOU."
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
WHY DON'T YOU COME INSIDE AND SAY HI TO ELLEN DEGENERES,
'CAUSE SHE WANTS TO SAY HI TO YOU.
- I WANT TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING FOR HELPING YOU.
- SHE WANTS TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING FOR HELPING ME.
- NO WAY.
[cheers and applause]
- WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
I BELIEVE ANDY IS BACK WITH OUR GOOD SAMARITAN.
ANDY, ARE YOU HERE?
[cheers and applause]
- HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.
THANKS, ANDY. HAVE A SEAT.
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - IT'S PETER.
- HI, PETER. - HI.
- AND SO YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO WHERE?
WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
- NEW YORK FILM ACADEMY.
- NEW YORK FILM ACADEMY, AND IS THAT NEARBY HERE,
OR ARE YOU GOING TO NEW YORK?
- IT'S--NO, IT'S HERE IN L.A. IT'S RIGHT BY--YEAH.
- I SEE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
- I WANT TO ACT. - YOU WANT TO ACT.
- YEAH. - WELL, LOOK AT YOU,
ENDING UP ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW JUST--
[cheers and applause]
JUST BY BEING A GOOD GUY. - YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE STARTING OUT, IT'S--
UNTIL YOU GET YOUR FIRST ROLE, YOU STRUGGLE A LITTLE BIT.
- MM-HMM. - SO I WANT TO HELP YOU OUT.
AND JUST BECAUSE YOU STOPPED AND NOBODY ELSE DID,
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU $500, AND--
[cheers and applause]
- REALLY? - YEAH.
- ARE YOU KIDDING? - I'M NOT KIDDING.
YEAH. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'M NOT KIDDING.
AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE REACTING LIKE THAT
AND YOU'RE A GOOD GUY, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU $500 MORE.
[cheers and applause]
- THIS IS NOT REAL. - IT'S REAL.
I GOT TO-- I GOT TO KEEP DOING THE SHOW.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. ON YOUR WAY.
THANK YOU, PETER.
[cheers and applause]