Who's the host with the most, hmm?
You are, you handsome devil.
Oh! You're terrible!
And now, we return to your favorite radio game show,
Roll the Dice!
Who will be our next lucky contestant?
You! You're the next contestant on Roll the Dice!
Welcome to the show! Now, let go of my leg and tell us a little bit about yourself.
My name's Cuphead! I like roller coasters, and hot dogs,
and tilt-a-whirl, and hot dogs, and flying swings, and hot dogs,
and throwing up and roller coasters in that order!
What a lovely introduction. I--
Wow! I can't believe I'm standing next to the King Dice!
You're way shorter in person.
-So-- -Wait.
Everyone in town can hear this, right?
That's right. First--
That's for you, Jimmy! And you know what for.
So, Dice, you're an entertainer, right?
I'm kind of entertaining too. I got a joke for you.
These two cannibals are eating a clown, and, uh... Wait. How did it go?
Uh...
Wait.
Now, a quick word from our sponsor.
We'll be right back.
Get me the boss.
Uh, hey, boss. Phone call.
Urgh. This better be important.
It's your number one calling.
Who?
King Dice? Your number one?
Dice, you know I'm very busy. What do you want?
I just captured someone you might be interested in.
A certain... cup?
You actually have him?
Just sit back, relax, and I'll deliver his soul directly to you.
This is why you're my number one.
-Oh, and number one? -Yes?
I hate disappointment.
And we're back!
First up, you need to--
Name That Tune!
Oh, that's too easy. It's...
Wait. I know this.
"Sprinkle, Sprinkle, Mr. Car"?
"Sprinkle, Sprinkle, Mr. Car"?!
Come on!
-No. -Aw.
Hmm, then I better use my help line.
My brother, Mugman, is the smartest person I know.
It appears your help line is frozen in terror.
Oh, right. Mugman's got really bad stage fright.
Aw, nuts!
I guess I lose.
Since your help line was frozen in terror, you should get another chance.
Shouldn't he, folks?
-Yeah! -Give him another chance!
What's the name of your favorite song?
Beautiful.
Okay, Cuphead. Name this tune.
But you just asked me my favorite song.
Which song?
"The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze"?
Correct!
Yay!
And now, on to the--
Trivia round!
Isn't he great, folks?
Now, the dreaded Poodoo Cave Monster lives in which cave?
The "Poodoo Cave" Monster. Let's just think out loud a little.
Say the name of the cave monster.
Poodoo?
Correct!
Now, it's time to Roll the Dice!
Roll any number and you go straight to the mystery prize room.
Literally, any number. It's basically impossible to lose.
And then I'll get what's coming to me!
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Wait! I remember how the joke goes!
Two cannibals are hanging out eating their lunch,
which is a clown, see? 'Cause they're cannibals.
And one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
We'll be right back.
No! We are not going to break!
Roll the Dice!
Roll the Dice! Roll the Dice!
Watch this.
How?
Aw, dang it. I guess I lost.
Oh, that's actually a good thing.
When the dice shatter, you go directly to the mystery prize room, yay!
In you go.
Hey! He lost!
He's not supposed to get a prize.
This show is rigged!
You, shut up! Get in there!
Boo!
Rigged? Hmph!
Come on, Mugsy. Let's leave with our dignity intact.
No! You have to win!
You're going in that room one way or another.
Uh, Boss wants to see ya.
It's "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"!
Uh, gee, Mr. King Dice, sir, I know this is a little bit awkward,
but, um, could I get your autograph?
Not the time.
Hey-hey!
Oh, um...
You're way over there.
Done some redecorating, I see.
Uh...
Say, um, how--
So, Dice, you know Henchman, don't you?
Hi!
Yeah. I know Henchman.
He's a big fan of your show. Never misses an episode.
Is... is that a fact?
He was telling me that tonight, you had your first loss. Ever.
Look, I can explain!
Silence!
Huh?
You had him right in the palm of your hand!
I am very, very disappointed!
Just give a second chance to your number one!
You are no longer my number one.
And you will not be hosting your precious little show.