Asalamu Alikum' guys and welcome to Smile2jannah's very own roundup of the
week's news (oh yes- in urdu) this week in the dunya
All right guys first bit of news last episode we explained how Nicki Minaj has
been invited by Saudi Arabia to shake her bits and bobs about yeah... but now it's
transpired that Nicki Minaj has canceled her show in Saudi, citing LGBT and
women's rights. Alright, let me get this straight- a woman that's
made a career from changing her body, from flaunting that very body and
shaking her bits and bobs... is defending women's rights?
That's like Donald Trump leading
the next Eid prayer mate (Oh yes, bismillah)
All I'm gonna say to that is there's
probably gonna be a few to tajweed mistakes and let's face it, everybody's
gonna have to repeat their salaah because he probably forgot to do wudu
I saw this tweet which was quite profound. Nicki stuck to her principles and because of
those very principles she sacrificed the money that she would have received by
headlining at Riyadh. But Saudi on the other hand sacrificed their religious
beliefs for the dollar and a dime. Who came across looking better over here?
Alright let's move on to News number two yeah? Our mate Tommy Robinson
my name is Tommy Robinson
is back in prison- yeah that's right- he's like a fish that's returned
back to the water
na that doesn't sound right... he sounds like a donkey that's returned back to the field
Yeah that's better- now being the drama queen that he is
I feel like I'm two days away from being sentenced to death (you're finished) in the UK
he's being paranoid that if he goes to prison (you're finished) he's gonna die mate
so he started begging and pleading with the United States to accept him as an immigrant
Today I'm calling on the help of Donald Trump, his
administration and the Republican party to grant me and my family political asylum
in the United States of America
now this is ironic considering this guy is very
outspoken against immigrants- now you know how it feels- and you know what mate
you don't mention: 1948 the British Nationality Act where former subjects of
the British Empire were encouraged to come and settle in this country
well, after they had emptied their countries so I mean they had nothing left so I
mean it was the least that could be done.
As he was begging and pleading Donald Trump
Donald Trump was too busy blocking people on Twitter mate- but anyways the
courts ruled they can't ban people on Twitter- freedom of speech and all that isn't it?
we loved the United States.
Moving on to the next bit of news Ronaldinio, yeah, this guy has got a five million dollar
mansion and he keeps both of his girlfriend's in his mansion, in two
different rooms mate and he has time with both of them, gives them both gifts,
he's very similar to Islam where when you marry them that's it they have
rights now yeah and you are forced by your religion to give them both your
rights otherwise there's gonna be consequences. Ronaldinio here
didn't really have consequences so six years later he got rid of one of them,
but those of you that are watching going "ha, backwards, barbaric, bums" na mate calm down
yeah, because according to a UK study the average sexual partner that a person
will have in the UK is about two to four yeah and it goes even up to nine in some
cases. Over here a person will go around you know doing their thing like a
chicken wing- are using and then discarding using and discarding... in Islam
it says look, there is a need and this is the way you fulfill the need. You make
sure no one gets hurt. Khalas.
And the final bit of news guys
this is a belter mate. I'm sure you guys are aware of the two million
Uighur Muslims that are being held in re-education, detention
anti-terrorism, concentration camps in China yeah... lots of terminology being
used yeah, what's emerged is 22 Western countries have condemned it yeah,
but now 37 countries which include Pakistan, Oman, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, UAE
have said- you know what what China is doing is fine- let's be a bit realistic
over here. The West is supporting the Uighur cause because they're against
China, China's been a thorn in the backside of the West for a very long
time, so any excuse to cuss China they'll jump on that. I mean if human rights was
such a a big cause you'd see countries interfering in Kashmir,
millions of Rohingya have been displaced why is no one doing anything? It's
because there's no benefit there, if you look in the Congo yeah, if you look
inside African countries they'll be civil war going on for god knows how
long, no one's interfering there. Some Muslim
countries like Pakistan they can say- you know what we've got a very strong
relationship with China blah blah blah blah so it's mainly economic reasons
because China is a very good strategic partner when it comes to the economy. But
either way guys whether you're doing it from the West for political reasons or
you're doing it from the east for economic reasons bottom line is, 2 million
Muslim Uighur suffering... there is no political or economic reason to justify that.
All I can say is, may Allah guide our rulers that are blind to the
suffering of our brothers and sisters and if they are not to be guided
may Allah replace them with someone better because there's a lot going on and stuff
like this is clear-cut me you know I mean?
Anyways guys let's leave it there for now.
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