*guitar strum*
*party noise* [monotone] Yay...
DAN: In all seriousness,
thank you guys so much for the one million subscribers.
We'd never thought we'd get here,
let alone this fast.
So, thank you.
Really.
Anyway, enough with the sob.
We are celebrating by releasing a limited edition gold foil DP logo shirt.
It's gonna be here for a couple days.
If you guys wanna celebrate with us you can buy one as a memento--
STEPHEN: Are you really gonna advertise merch right after thanking them?
DANIEL: Listen, man, do you want to go to Disneyland or not?
STEPHEN: *sighs* Oh, okay..
DANIEL: That's what I thought. Link in description!
We will be going to Disneyland,
it's just that Stephen and Hosuh have to finish their exams, and we'll go sometime during the summer.
And we will release a vlog.
Also, I want to do so many different things for this channel so just wait.
We're gonna do a bunch of things like podcasts, vlogs, and just literally a pile of things you never asked for!
Okay? Alright, let's watch the video.
STEPHEN: All right, let's do this stupid idea.
DANIEL: You got any other better ideas?
I didn't think so.
Stephen: I guess, well, in your guys' case, probably sleep.
HOSUH: Yeah, it's pretty early. Actually, it's not even early, we just didn't sleep.
STEPHEN: Exactly!
I don't know-- I don't know why you guys don't have like a better sleep schedule.
I always get my eight hours, sometimes nine.
DANIEL: Comes with the job.
HOSUH: Daniel didn't have an excuse but you know.. DANIEL: *laughs*
Stephen: I mean, like, playing games kind of gets in the way of work, but whatever.
We'll just-- we'll just let that slide. DANIEL: Just because I play video games with my coworkers
doesn't mean I'm an unproductive person.
It means I'm building...
HOSUH: He's that boss from the Office.
He's like, "I'm interacting with my coworkers."
Oh, 'cause he was playing Paladins with the animators and--
DANIEL: Stephen, you're that boss that never shows up to work.
HOSUH: *laughs* STEPHEN: I'm the boss who shows up and slap[s] everyone in the face.
DANIEL: Oh, have you ever seen that meme where this guy just slaps everybody that comes up to him?
STEPHEN: No, I don't- DANIEL: What?!
STEPHEN: What do you mean? I don't look at memes.
Daniel: Let me show you. That's-- this is really important. You gotta see this.
HOSUH: It isn't important..
DANIEL: We move on.
HOSUH: We are recording by the way...
DANIEL: Here, watch that. *laughs*
HOSUH: Ohh, okay, it's a skit.
*laughter*
DANIEL: Okay, yeah, anyway--
HOSUH: Wait, where is this from? DANIEL: Um... I don't know.
Okay, so since it's a new year,
we want to try new ideas!
And what better way to try new ideas than read the YouTube Ideas in Danplan Discord?
STEPHEN: Alright. Alright, let's try reading some of these ideas. Stephen first.
I don't like that one.
Not that one.
Not even that one. DANIEL: Heh..
"By the way, can Hosuh fit in a dress?"
STEPHEN: If I get a[n] extra-large t-shirt for Hosuh, he can fit in that too.
I mean, like-- HOSUH: I think so, too. STEPHEN: If you get any size of--
Like what the heck, that's such a-- DANIEL: Stephen, I think the joke kind of flew over you.
STEPHEN: Shhhhhh...
Daniel, jokes aren't funny if they make no logical sense!
HOSUH: That slap video didn't make any sense...
DANIEL: Yeah, that was-- that was hilarious.
HOSUH: Alright, next one.
DANIEL: "By the way, what if Christmas was forever?"
I would love that.
HOSUH: But then it wouldn't be Christmas!
Like, we wouldn't call it 'Christmas' anymore, right?
STEPHEN: Christmas is a commercialized holiday built upon marketing campaign gimmicks.
Santa Clause is fake. He's made up by Coca-Cola in the mid-1900's.
Down with capitalism!
DANIEL: None of those are true...
HOSUH: Stephen, so you don't want my gift for Christmas?
STEPHEN: Oh, no, I do, I do I do, I do I do, I do.
HOSUH: Okay. *laughter*
DANIEL: Am I the only one that really enjoys the feeling you get in Christmas?
STEPHEN: Yes, hm...
DANIEL: It makes me feel like a child again, and I anticipate it months ahead.
I start listening to Christmas music, I get into the holiday spirit.
STEPHEN: "Hello? Yes, FBI? Uh, Daniel feels children at Christmas..." *laughter*
DANIEL: Okay, next question!
HOSUH: I.. DANIEL: Have you guys ever done the vegan challenge? HOSUH: ..wouldn't mind.
I wouldn't mind doing it.
STEPHEN: I went vegetarian for a day and nearly killed everyone.
So no, I'm not going vegan for a whole week.
HOSUH: I like that.
DANIEL: Oh, Hosuh, such an innocent...
HOSUH: Ah, okay, I wouldn't like that. DANIEL: ...smaaall bean~ <3
Oh, HOSUH: I would not like that. DANIEL: He's-- *laughter*
HOSUH: I saw one that says, um,
HOSUH: "Can you survive being a parent?" DANIEL: Mm~
HOSUH: Like, I do think it'll be pretty fun.
DANIEL: Mhm. HOSUH: But at the same time,
I don't want to go through the first bit of having to take care of a crying baby that poops all the time.
DANIEL: No one ever goes, "Hey, how was raising a child?"
"Oh, my best moments were when he was pooping and crying. It was just... so enjoyable!"
Ooh, I looked up 'deep discussions' subreddit. HOSUH: Mkay.
DANIEL: An alien ship comes down, beams you up, and says, "Come explore the universe with us.
We will show you thousands of worlds, and countless new forms of life and technology, but you can never return to Earth.
Nor can you call, write, text to anyone before or after you leave.
Do you go?
Hosuh: I think I would go. I think I would say yes. Daniel: I don't think I could do it. (Hosuh: Really) I mean it's a thousand universes
Exploring something that you never thought you could ever explore...but to leave everyone behind...?
Hosuh: Yeah, a lot of people would be sad, but once you leave, it doesn't matter.
Daniel: And what if I wanted to start dating somebody? What if aliens look really weird?
Hosuh: Do you judge people by appearance? BAM!
Daniel: I'm just saying-- *laughing*
What if, like, it was- like just a bunch of tentacles, and you couldn't date anyone. Everyone just looked really disgusting and you're just like--?
Hosuh: If the technology adjust your brain in a specific way,
I'm pretty sure you can develop any liking to anything.
So, I was having a bacon party yesterday
well, yeah a dinner party.
Stephen: Oh trigger warning for any vegans!
Hosuh: And then the topic of fetishes came out and...
we started realizing how gross a lot of people in this world were.
In such a way that- like, there are a lot of weird and disgusting fetishes.
Stephen: How does the bacon party factor into this? That-- that's kind of seems like a
Hosuh: No, the bacon party has nothing to do with it.
Stephen: Why did you even bring up the bacon party?
You could have said a birthday party and it would have had the same impact. Even though it--
Daniel: Stephen, let him finish his sentence--
Stephen: No no no no no no
I would like to know-- if you give me details, I would like to know those details, and how they factor into..the story
Hosuh: I need...I wanted to point out that it happened yesterday and...
yesterday that happened so I just...
Daniel: Stephen, stop bullying! (Hosuh: hehe it's okay!) He's just a smol bean that just wanted to just (Hosuh: No!) tell everybody--
He wanted to flex on everybody, okay?
That's clearly what this was
Hosuh: You know where that came from? My brother and I were like,
"You know how bacon's the perfect thing in the world?" and you're like, "Okay"
(Daniel: *laughing*)
And then we're like, "I wonder how many bacon that we could eat in one sitting?" and then we bought like five packages of bacon
Stephen: That sounds so disgusting and unhealthy. Hosuh: Yeah, it was amazing!
You guys should try-- just buy, like, two or three packages of bacon and just...eat bacon.
Stephen: If you wanted to die
I have a knife for you if you need it! Hosuh: *laughs*
Daniel: If you could be anything in the world, no matter the qualifications, experience, or anything else,
what would it be?
Stephen: A hippopotamus.
Hosuh: ♫ I wanna be a hippopotamus for Christmaaas ♪
Stephen: Aren´t they the most deadly animal in the world?
Daniel: Apparently so...
Stephen: BOOM
Hippopotamus
Hosuh: Are we getting paid equal mounts or are we...?
Daniel: There's no qualification. You can be anything
You could be a billionaire or you could even say you can be like...like a doctor
Yeah, but I'm like, if you become a hippopotamus, you're gonna get what-- what do they eat?
Daniel: You'd be a vegan!
Stephen: Oh what?! Oh my, okay, nevermind then...no no no no
Daniel: Wait no , you could still be a hippopotamus, but you can be the first hippopotamus to eat meat.
Stephen: I'm pretty sure I can't digest meat
I don't think hippos can digest meat
Daniel: You can just be the first hippopotamus to have a
different digestive system.
Hosuh: That's awfully specific...
Daniel: Are we actually gonna go to Disneyland? Like for real though? Is it happening?
Hosuh: Yes. I don't know when, but it might have to be summer or something
Daniel: If it is happening, I kind of want to make a really clever video out of it
Hosuh: What kind of video?
Daniel: Like let the audience control what we are gonna end up doing...
Stephen: We're YouTube Rewind now?
Daniel: We are-- *laughs* ...YouTube Rewind...
That's a can of worms I don't want to get into
Hosuh: Does that mean we have to face reveal?
Daniel: I don't know, are you guys gonna ever gotta do a face reveal?
Hosuh: I don't want to. I am very self-conscious.
Daniel: BOOOO (Hosuh: haha...)
Boo-- peer pressure him, Stephen! Booo
Stephen: Boo Daniel! Trying to use me as a weapon! How dare you? (Hosuh: *laughing*)
Daniel: No, not me! No, stop it! (Hosuh: Boo Daniel!)
*laughing*
Stephen: Everyone, don't forget to dislike, and unsubscribe, and don't forget to not comment!
Hosuh: You know that strat never works out?