(Absolute shenanigans)
Uhm..
Yeah..
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Evan, COME ON, HURRY UP!
I know, I KNOW what you're thinking..
Connor.. ANOTHER FIVERR VIDEO??
Yes, but I'm telling you, I'm not bored of it yet. And neither are you guys, apparently..
And so I've picked three of my favorite scenes in anime, and I want to have people dub over them.
We have the scene from KonoSuba, which is Megumin's big explosion..
We have the "potato eating" scene from Death Note, because..
Of course we do.
And finally, we have the third one from Assassination Classrom
Which is the ramen gun uh.. scene
And if you don't know what this is, I'm just gonna play it right now
It's very short, and this can be your first experience of it.
They've never made ramen look so good..
So, let's open up Fiverr again. Let's hire some voice actors
with zero context
Let's hope that they can dub these scenes amazingly.
At what point will I have hired every single voice actor on Fiverr?
"Hi, my name is Faye Howard, and I'm excited to be your voice actress"
I don't like it when people start their demo reel with their name. I feel like.. I know your name, right? I'm looking at it..
I'm looking at your username.
Alright, I want her to be Megumin.
Please do big energy
"I will be your voice actor for a deep trailer voice over."
"Hello, and welcome to: Voice by Ken"
"I'm Ken Marsigly(?), and this is my gig for..
"Deep trailer voices" ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
It's like me going: "Hi, I'm Connor!"
"And I'm gonna f-k youu" ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
I will be.. your female voice actor
"The laboratory has been breached.. Vector.. engage the enemy."
I think I've seen this name..
"They don't even have a reason to fear us!"
Oh, she follows me.
Do I still hire her?
F-k it, let's do it.
I will be a voice actor in your clips!
"I'm a professional voice actor, and I played in a few Belgian shows.."
"And my English is fluent."
"I can do very different kinds of voices.."
"For example: I can be a young boy!"
"I can also be a grown-up man."
he says he can do uh.. a Kermit impression!
Just.. go ham. I'll do two orders with this guy.
Man.. This guy's a jack-of-all-trades, man.
"I will a kazoo song on your choice polyphonic"
I'm gonna hire him twice.
"Peter Griffin." Perfect.
I will be your male.. anime voice actor?
"I'm Toby the Survivor, and you might have seen me around a couple of other places on the internet.."
Choose any voice you see fit.
"I will do custom anime loli voiceovers"
Not safe for work, AND safe for work, let's listen.
"Hi guys, I'm Mara and I'm a voice acting artist!"
"I do a range of voices, from my natural voice.."
"to a cute.. LOLI"
My equipment: Samson C01U USB.. and a Blue Yeti?
Why do you have both USB microphones? Are you like.. dual wielding microphones?
LOLI VOICE PLEASE
"Hi! Thanks for clicking on my gig."
"My name's Alice, and I'll say whatever you want in this voice.."
"for just five dolers."
I want to make her do.. Light Yagami
(Japanese voice acting)
Perfect!
Please be as EXTRA as possible.
Unintelligible uwu language
Oh god stop, please.
Please make it as UWU as possible.
"Hello. My name is Bryce, and I'll be doing your crappy voice-overs or.."
"..anything you need me to say."
I know exactly what I want.
As MANLY as possible.
I will be the anime voice actor of your dreams, I hope.
"Hello there! Thank you for checking out my gig!"
"My name is Switch, and I can make your fantasies into a reality."
Okay, Switch.
Alright, we're done with the orders, I will see you beautiful weebs in a few days.
Ow, I hit myself on my face..
You're gonna use that as a transition aren't you? Just me hitting myself in the face.
You b***h, Evan.
I SWEAR TO GO-
Welcome back. It's been a few days..
And I've been doing nothing..
I've literally stared at my PC day and night. I haven't left..
Today we've been fortunate enough to only have one Fiverr voice actor cancel on us!
I don't really have much else to add, other than, I got a haircut, and that was an odd experience.. in Japan
They massaged my head a lot. I don't really know why..
We have our ten voice actors here, who have delivered
so without further ado, let's judge them.
(Epic anime music)
"And with Ryuk's information, and my preparations.."
"I can continue to kill criminals, whose names are broadcasted on the news.."
"..While masquerading as a typical high school student.."
"..Studying for his entrance exams."
"You just watch me, L."
"I'll solve equations with my right hand, and write names with my left."
Is this supposed to be Donald Trump, or Peter Griffin?
"AND EAT IT"
Can we listen to the: "And eat it"?
"I'll take a potato chip.."
"AND EAT IT"
(Visible pain)
Uuuuuh..
What did I tell him to do?
I said "go ham". That was not going ham!
That was supposed to be Peter Griffin!?
(Bad Peter Griffin impression)
Peter Griffin doesn't even sound remotely like that.
I paid 12 BUCKS FOR THAT
Yeah that sounds like Peter Griffin..
I-I really hope someone else's Death Note sounds better than that..
Loli voice - "And with Ryuk's information, and my preparations.."
"I can continue to kill criminals, whose names are broadcasted on the news.."
"While masquerading as a typical high school student studying for his entrance exams."
"Just watch me, L."
"I'll solve equations with my right hand, and write names with my left."
"I'll take a potato chip.."
"And eat it!"
I said go UWU!
Where was UWU?
You're supposed to be the UWU professional here.. I can do it better than that!
NO!
When I tell you.. to go UWU as possible..
..And you don't even say "UWU" once..
I don't care if it's in the script or not..
SAY UWU
"Could have used 10% more UWU, though."
"And with Ryuk's information, and my preparations.."
"I can continue to kill criminals, whose names are broadcasted on the news.."
"While masquerading as a typical high school student studying for his entrance exams."
"Just watch me, L!"
"I'll solve equations with my right hand, and write names with my left."
"I'll take a potato chip.."
"AND EAT IT"
(Laughter)
What is- What is happening?
"..whose names are broadcasted on the news.. while masquerading as-"
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS THIS??
Oh, I did say "Please be as over the top as possible"..
I thought he was gonna.. stick to one voice!
That was pretty good though! He sounded like Michael Jackson was struggling.. to sound like a man.
I like the part where he sounded like.. he was on crack. That's my favorite part.
"I can continue to kill criminals, whose names are broadca-"
I cAn cONTinuE To KiLl CrimINaLS
I like it.
I like how I've just given up on giving like any form of serious feedback, at this point.
Loli voice - "And with Ryuk's information, and my preparations.."
"I can continue to kill criminals, whose names are broadcasted on the news.."
"Just watch me, L."
"I'll solve equations with my right hand, and write names with my left."
"I'll take a potato chip.."
"AND EAT IT"
That was like.. the least inoffensive one we've had yet.
That was pretty good.
I would have liked them all to have gone more.. ham, on the potato chip eating part..
Like.. I'll take a potato chip..
AND EAT IT!!
But.. I guess the whole point of the video is giving them no context.. And seeing what they do with it.
Overall.. Pretty good though! Sugoi!
Alright. Let's do thee Megumin one, now.
Now.. we have "Brycenoname", but Bryce.. you.. you have a name, it's Bryce.
"Oh, darkness shrouded in light.."
"Frenzied blade clad in night.."
"When it comes to explosion magic.."
"I shall not be outdone by anyone.."
"Mine shall reign supreme in this world.."
"Here goes!"
"My ultimate destructive spell.."
"EXPLOSION"
(Laughter)
(More laughter)
I don't know why this is so funny to me
What is this? Haha
That explosion was so anemic, listen to this explosion
"Explosion"
(Scoffs and laughs)
Kinda sounds like Batman.. from the games
Bryce, I'm pretty happy with that.
You are.. as far as I'm concerned, the best Megumin yet.
But you are.. the first Megum- So I guess that's like.. you know, I'm not really.. saying much..
VERY MANLY
"Oh, darkness shrouded in light.."
"Frenzied blaze clad in night.."
"When it comes to explosion magic.."
"I shall not be outdone by anyone!"
"Mine shall reign supreme in this world."
"Here goes!"
"My ultimate destructive spell!"
"EXPLOSION"
It's g- it's fine. It's fine. Again, I gave no context here, so..
I can't expect them to be able to understand..
What I want them to do.
It's fine, like.. It's- it's not bad
Like the first few lines, especially when.. Uh..
Megumin's casting the spell..
"Oh, darkness shrouded in light.."
"Frenzied blaze clad in night.."
"When it comes to explosion magic, I shall not be outdone by anyone!"
That's not bad! Up until here, it's pretty solid.
Like I- I wouldn't have too much fault..
And I think the actress is definitely thinking this is more of like a D&D..
Like a Knights and.. and
You know.. Wizard and Knights kind of thing where it's more like..
Kind of.. musical the way you'd uh..
You know.. do the line.
However.. you know, this is anime.
But even then..
In my mind..
I think if you're an actor, and you see someone where someone is casting a spell..
And it's clearly like a *big* spell right?
They're talking about it, they're casting this really long spell
And then they scream "explosion"
I did say "Scream for at least one second" in the script
You know, you should be able to read that like.. I want like an EXPLOOSION
Like at least one like that, you know?
At least that level is what I'm looking for.
Good job.
We have the guy who did Peter Griffin doing uh.. Megumin this time.
Kermit accent - "Darkness shrouded in light.."
"Frenzied blaze clad in night"
"When it comes to explosion magic, I shall not be outdone by anyone."
"Mine shall reign supreme in this world.."
"Here goes!"
"My ultimate destructive spell!"
"Explosion!"
It sounds like a nordic version of Kermit
"Here goes"
heRe GOeS!
Much better than your Peter Griffin. I must say..
Again, no one's really getting the "explosion" down.
Last person, I don't even know how to remotely pronounce your name, so let's just do it.
"Oh, darkness shrouded in light.."
"Frenzied blaze clad in night.."
'When it comes to explosion magic..!"
"I SHALL NOT BE OUTDONE BY ANYONE!"
"MINE SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN THIS WORLD"
"HERE GOES"
"MY ULTIMATE DESTRUCTIVE SPELL"
"EEEEEEXPLOOOOSIOOOOOON" (Clapping)
YES
YOOOOOO HE DID IT
Bro, that was sick!
That was sick!!
Yo lemme listen again, lemme listen again
"Oh, darkness shrouded in light.."
"Frenzied blaze clad in night.."
'When it comes to explosion magic..!"
"I SHALL NOT BE OUTDONE BY ANYONE!"
"MINE SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN THIS WORLD"
"HERE GOES"
"MY ULTIMATE DESTRUCTIVE SPELL"
"EEEEEEXPLOOOOSIOOOOOON"
(Giddy)
That was clean (Clap)
Damn, that was good.
Here is your vocal chord exploding dialogue.
And, uh, also... uh... it's not like I want you to or anything
But.. you don't have to open the other files... but... I would like you too...
Just because you did a good job..
I'll open the files for you.
"Almost what appears to be 2 short months ago.."
"..I made my Fiverr account and I thought: Hey, that would be funny.."
"If I got a request from that guy I started watching on YouTube not so long ago."
"Well never in my wildest imagination.."
"Did I ever think that I would get a request from you for a gig!"
"So I want to thank you on behalf of everybody here.."
"Thank you so much for choosing me for your gig, and I can only imagine what is about to happen with this audio I have sent you."
"Rest in peace; my vocal chords."
"Also if I could shamelessly request if you could plug my channel.."
"..Seeing as how I'm a 30 year old man going through a midlife crisis.."
"..Trying for almost eight years to find an audience on this dumb platform."
"That would be amazing, dude. Thank you so much."
You didn't even say your channel name..
But he gave me a link.. and a text file.
That seems to be very convoluted..
"Walking down the aisle.. that I think is looking at me.. with a very, very improving gaze.."
"But in fact, she's trying to figure out how far she needs to keep her kids away from me, because she's very concerned as to.."
"Who the girl the girl on my shirt is. But you're not worthy of knowing who the girl is on my shirt, while you were shopping-"
What on earth is your channel?
(I am not subtitling this)
(Something about having large testicles)
Uhm..
Yeah, that counts as a channel plug, right?
Your voice acting is amazing.
Your YouTube channel is interesting..
I think it's an acquired taste. That isn't mine.
VERY GOOD EXPLOSION
Alright, we have two more scenes left.. We have the gun scene..
"Start with a rich seafood stalk.."
"Add plenty of green onions, and a spoon of minced garlic.."
"And.. a gun!"
"Gotta love a souped up gun!
"And when the soup trickles through the rifling.."
Mmmmmm
What was this?
Listen to this gun
"And.. a gun!"
NOOOOO
You peaked the microphone, and it wasn't even a good shout!
It's GUN! It's in big!
It's in big, I capitalized GUN!
I didn't want a "gun!", I wanted: it's a GUUNNN!
You know what? Let me listen - Let me listen one more time, to solidify that I hate it.
"Start with a rich seafood stalk.."
"Add plenty of green onions, and a spoon of minced garlic.."
"And.. a gun!"
No.. I hate it.
Imma give you 5 stars..
But I - I'm not happy about it.
VERY, VERY WORK.
I don't wanna put anything else.
Alright, the FINAL one.
"Your relaxation". And this file's huge.
I don't know what else to say.
"This is the order for "KermitYaoiLover6969"
"Hi, Connor. I've been watching your videos for a while now.."
"And I'm really lovin' the stuff."
"I mean, it's very entertaining."
"Thank you for taking the time to put it out there for us."
"And if you could say "hi" to my friend RiRi" Hi RiRi
Also, Evan, we love you too.
Can we cut that Evan? Can we cut that?
"Add plenty of green onions, and a spoon of minced garlic.."
"AND A GUN!"
"Gotta love a souped up gun" (Slurping sounds)
"MmMm, and when that soup trickles through the rifling. MmM"
Do I comment on the accent, or do I just.. pretend - I'm just gonna pretend that it doesn't exist.
The delivery of the gun line.. was good!
It was what I wanted. But I don't know about the accent..
Alright, let's listen to the next.. his next version
British accent - "Start with a rich seafood stalk."
"Add plenty of green onions, and a spoon of minced garlic."
"And a gun!"
"Gotta love a souped up gun! And when the soup trickles through the rifling.."
(Inhale)
(Moan)
Uuuuuuuuuuh....
Yeah!
It was a thing.. that happened.
No one wins.. No one wins anything.. No on-
(Despair)
Overall: Not bad, not bad.
No one really blew me away, except for the explosion guy.. Sugoi Variety Hour
You did a pretty good job, I'm pretty happy with you.
I guess if anything, this is a lesson on.. why you should give directions.
And why you should tell your actors what to do.
Cuz' if they don't, they won't sound anything like what they're supposed to!
I wanna do this again in the future, but I need your help.
I wanna see which short anime scenes you guys wanna see dubbed by Fiverr voice actors.
I have plenty of ideas in my head..
But I'm only one man, and I haven't seen all the scenes.
So comment down below, and tell me what anime scenes you want to see 5 voice actors dub.
I'm pretty sure at this point, I've nearly hired like every single voice actor on Fiverr
And it seems to me that people are now just joining because of my videos.
Shout-out to people who do that. That's cool. Keep voice acting.
Do it right, though. Be professional!
Most of you are pretty good.
Evan! That's a wrap my boy! Wrap it up, Evan, wrap it up, let's do it.
Please! Smash the comment button. Like that subscribe button..
Notification bell the comments.. uhm..
Go and check out my Patreon. Tell Evan he's a nice guy, and he had a nice day today.
I'm gonna go now (Laughter)
In all seriousness, if you did enjoy the video, please let me know down below.
Let me know which of the actors was your favorite
And all that fun stuff..
I will see you beautiful weebs soon, on another episode of Connor keeps wasting money on Fiverr.
And goodbye to you, my weebs
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