Hey guys how you doing uh well I've just been wondering um
I've been thinking about this for a while, okay? I'm wondering if you'd want to go out for coffee sometime?
"No, I can't." F*** you too.
Y'know, you're getting out with these - with these jocks, these Chads - they don't care about you
They just want to get in your pants, and me? I'm a gentleman, okay? I'm a - I'm a gentleman I care about you
I care about your intellect, which is tiny compared to mine by the way, but you know, I do care about it.
Whatever, I don't even care. You're just a dumb - a dumb shallow bitch. Okay, anyway. Let's get into it uh
r/justneckbeardthings top posts, uh, what - whatever, who cares. Let's just get into it *plates breaking*
Lots of plates were harmed in the making in this video. Okay, this one is a response to the D.J. Khaled thing
D.J. Khaled? Khaled? Who cares. Where he says he doesn't go down on his wife because
He's the king 'It's different rules for men. Know what I'm saying. You know, you got to understand, like, you know we um
We, you know, we the kings I put in that work my - my work is great."
Going down on a woman is actually not manly at all
Saying you won't go down on a woman makes you look like a child. The act isn't what's manly - the desire to please a woman you love is.
I - I disagree on that I believe that males are naturally the dominant gender.
And it's been proven historically the dominant species should never care about pleasing other weaker species like females
Um, different species is it? Um, a different thing between the legs,
entirely different animal, isn't it? I would be indebted to you if I were to see some pics of your gorgeous body - ohh
Jesus Christ you sound like a virgin.
I guess, would you rather talked to like an object or an actual person?
I mean if you want me to sound like every other MF out here, being disrespectful, then by all means
M'lady, educated greater than ignorance. "Wow man my panties are soaking right now, Mr. Nice guy." Oh you guys
It's not what you say, okay? He is straight up asking her for nudes just out of the blue
Yeah, but he's packaging it well. You know nuh-uh. No, get out of here you animal, okay?
Showeth titeth
Now we're talking. "Hey, f*** you dumb b*tch. I'm a nice guy, and I play cross country and I get good grades, and
Actually respect beautiful women," Only the beautiful ones though, non-
Beautiful ones? piss off "and you still go for the classic jock douchebag asshole. Well. What did I expect?
You're probably going nowhere in life. Haha." Okay. There's like a 99% chance this is ironic.
It can't be sincere, but, there is genuine wisdom to be taken away from this okay? Yes, you see the
Angle, it asserts dominance right? See. I'm gonna do it now here, this,
This is how I'm gonna do all my videos from now on. I'm gonna go like this and then -
Hey guys, how you doing so basically I'm - I'm looking down on you, you see?
Or we could not do that. "Happy birthday to my daughters." Okay, that's not bad at all. That's quite sweet.
"It's the 11th so it's officially Chocola and -" Oh, I - I see the issue now. Okay, go on
"It's officially Chocola and Vanilla 's birthday (at least a day I picked for them since they have no canon bday)
Not only that, but it's been close to two years since I adopted them!
I wanted to write a little something here for each of them on their special day,
Girls I want you both to know how much joy you bring to my and Sanya's lives."
Who is Sanya, is that your real wife? Yeah, okay most of these are annoying or gross, but this one is just
Sad. You poor piece of sh*t, you poor dude. I know you guys want to know how to reliably pick up women
slazo.fanfiber.com Pick up some Slazo merch. Okay, ok, let's continue with the video.
"All these breakup songs are soo gay. How 'bout you realize that there is no 'love' but just your confusing, hormonal urge to reproduce."
Ha ha, oh yeah, Rick and Morty profile picture. Checks out. And "Man did I sure show those guys."
I did. You guys, I have a general understanding of the science behind it so, therefore
It's invalid your feelings? Ha, so dumb
You're beneath me. I don't have emotion.
You fools. Dude, you're sad about someone stealing your car?
Dude, you do understand that that was just a collection of metals and gases and material. I mean really,
It doesn't matter. It's just a thing. Okay, we have this wonderful image
I think just looking at it infringes on one or two of your human rights. "What the hell is this and why did my
grandson like it?" "Found Motorola phone on
7000 block of Matchette Road, if yours, call us." And some poor piece of shit has to go pick that up
I mean to be fair,
If that's your lockscreen, then you are just so confident, you don't care. Do you? It's almost admirable
There's just no equivocation. Just, yep. Yeah, this is - this is who I am, yeah.
Don't give a sh*t shit, really. I'm just gonna show you this image and, uh
That's me. At least I wish it was. Am I any closer to achieving the god status that this man has now?
Not really, it's unattainable. "Don't mess with me or my girl again, okay?"
I'll frick you up, man. Look at this physique, this fierce expression, these bold shou- these bol-
These bold shoulders. That's how you say it. "You're losing the battle. Only 15% of women in the U.S.
Call themselves feminists; only 7% in the UK. Just give up. Your cult has no purpose anymore,
And it's running on fumes. All aboard the Trump train!" I'm curious
The weapon himself with his weapon. Honestly, just looking at this picture I-I'm feeling intimidated. "Un-sheathes katana
I would slay 2,000 werewolves."
You didn't even spell it right. You- "For you and come back with no arms and legs." Okay, small logistical problem
How would you come back? You have no legs didn't think it through, Did you? "Get lucky?
Ha! My good sirs, it has nothing whatsoever to do with luck. Treat a damsel
well and show her the proper respect and you'll surely finished the evening with a wetted whistle, if- if you know what I mean."
"Lol, mate delete this please, I can't take it anymore." "Since your last ladylove
Was a negress I won't be taking dating advice from you.
I'm only interested in fair white damsels of my own complexion and the occasional oriental beauty."
And - and I'm sure you get tons of them. "F*** off. You have never effed any damsels or any
Effing oriental beauties you twat." "How unladylike to speak thuslike. Feminism is a cancer on womankind.
You're uncouth words are proof enough, but if you want more, then watch the lectures of Jordan Pe-"
Don't bring Jordan Peterson into this, please. "I dare you. Challenge your perception." "Racist wanker." "What a typical
SJW response. Again, I refer you to the eminent Professor Peterson. Races have different IQs,
it's simple scientific fact. Since I
Have a high IQ myself," I don't doubt it for a second.
"I want a wife to match if I have to have erudiet offspring. Therefore
I will only date white or Asian ladies."
I like how he misinterprets what Jordan Peterson says in such a way that makes him look better. Of course.
"You won't date anyone you daft *quack*." "And with that, you mendacious thot are blocked." And,
the esteemed gentleman himself, uh,
*Laughs*, the walking stereotype isn't me, but I am what I, uh,
What a beast, yes, that's the word I'm looking for. How do you have an IQ that high yet self-awareness that low? Baffles me man
"Man-" *laughs*
"Ejaculated in colleagues coffee cup to make her notice him."
And they just have a picture of a sad coffee cup. Like I mean he got caught, she, um,
Had a guy cum in her coffee, but the the cup, think about how the coffee feels, man. It doesn't feel great. "Society:
Let's lower academic standards to get more female engineers." Off to a good start. "Female engineer:
Look at my new bridge! It's sparkly!
Bridge: *collapses, killing seven* Female engineer: Whoops!
Do you think it needed more load-bearing unicorn stickers? Haha."
622 likes. Whoever wrote this,
Have you ever met an adult woman in your life?
"Men with skinny jeans look like they have tiny girl ankles." "Dumb guys who have no sense of style wear something like that.
I tell them buy man pants. They look so wuss-ified wearing skinny jeans." And here he is, the absolute
fashion God.
In the flesh. Oh, hey guys, I have a question, um
When a girl sleeps with a lot of guys people call her a slut, right, but when a guy does the same
They call him gay?
Uh, anyway, there we go, um, dating tips were slow so do all this and 200 percent chance you will get laid
Post your for no wins on your Snapchat story for 800 percent, um (wtf did he say?)
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