Hey, how's it going Bros?
My name's is PewDiePie!
Today we're playing The Surge
It's uh... just like Dark Souls
"The Surge is a Sci-Fi, Dark Souls"
"..Sci-Fi Dark Souls - The Surge."
"The Surge is a Sci-Fi, Dark Souls game."
"The Surge, continues the Dark Souls obsession but it's smart..."
Listen here you shit heads
It ain't FUCKING Dark Souls...
Sh-sh..
Stop calling games, its like Dark Souls
[Lady talking on background]
It's fucking annoying!
And no it's not
OH LOOK IT'S JUST LIKE DARK SOULS!
HE DIED!!!
WOOOOOOOOW!
The Surge has 'Souls-like' combat
but is best approached 'from a Bloodborne state of mind'
Autism is nothing to be ashamed of.
Michael Jordan: Stop it...
Get some help.
Can you fist a fucking pig??
Can you fist someone in the fucking ass in The Surge?!
Apparently there's a
Twitter account just based on this
"This looks like Zelda meets Dark Souls"
Gandhi said that.
"Code Vein looks like an anime vampire version of Dark Souls"
It'S tHe AnImE DaRk SoUlS.
[Laughs]
Oh...
Ok-okay...
Well maybe I was wrong
Maybe they just have anal penetration..
That's fine!
You know what..
Actually now I really wanna play the game all the sudden..
Oh shit..
This menu screen is just like Dark Souls and they got a Save System
Just like Dark Souls
It's got an intro s- sequence
*WARNING: HEADPHONE USERS BE AWARE*
THAT IT'S ACTUALLY JUST LIKE DARK SOULS...
What's happening??
What is that?
OH MAH GAADD
I'm handicapped
HELL YEAH!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Game Of The Year
It's just like Dark Souls!
[Giggles]
Alright
What a- what a fucking asshole game
Wow...
This is gonna be a challenge!
JUST LIKE DARK SOULS
[Laughs]
Okay there
I can go here...
Okay, well whatever!
HIYA GUYZ IT'S ME!
Does anyone know where the handicapped ramp is???
Aw
[Windows 10 Error Sound]
It crashed...
Just like- no wait..
Dark Souls doesn't crash
Okay, well whatever...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
You're kidding me!
WHAT DOES THIS GAME WANT FROM ME!
AH THANK GOD A HANDICAPPED RAMP
Come on man...
[Music: Evangelion Opening (Speed Up)]
Alright
So here we are in the game...
Just like Dark Souls!
Oh My God..
Just like Dark Souls!
I can block
YES
OHH YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
Okay
Well so far I haven't died yet.
So this game is nothing like Dark Souls.
[laughs]
Is that potato chips and they're called "Tec Crunch"
[Background applauds]
Just like Dark Souls!
Oh it's uh one of those
Good to see you, too!
Oh shit, oh shit it's just like a Zombie mecha dude!
Oh, chill!
Fuck dude,
Fuck man
chill!
I don't understand!
Oh...
Just like Dark Souls
ZERO DEATHS!!
[Le MLG Airhorn]
The fuck was that shit??
Okay
Well that was cool and all but can I jump again?
MY GOD, that was fantastic!
Look at that jump...
HE- HEY!
SO HAPPY!!!
[Laughs] It's so cute.
Alright, here- here's another one..
No..
There we go...
Hey (burps) buuuuddy
That's fucking right..
ZERO DEATHS EVERYONE..
I've never died..
Good game...
Good game everyone...
Can we, anally fist this man?
Oohh..
Oh shit, he looks strong...
What the fuck are you do-
Oh my God...
*background music starts*
YEESS!
ZERO DEATHS!
I'm really low on health..
..fucks sake.
Oh..
Ehh, let's cut that out.
"Strike enemies to build up energy then hold X to perform finishing moves."
Oh that's awesome!
Well, that didn't work...
OHM-
YES!
OHHMAHLAWDDD
That's some kinky shit mahh man...
..that makes me wanna,
That makes me wanna jump
Oh mah lo- God!
That's some sexy shit there boi!
What's that fucking beeping thing?
Oh it beeps when I'm near items...
*beeping gets high-intensity*
*shouts* WELL THAT'S NOT ANNOYING AT ALL!
Not a problem, look I made it in guys...
Oh look, it's that guy- Oh fuck he's gonna- block..
Oh, God.. shit he came- he came out of nowhere
He did the jump, don't worry 'bout it.
How do I block?!
I forgot- ah!
Well, whatever, ZERO DEATHS!
*AIR HORNED*
WHATEVERRRRRRR
I don't care!
Okay, alright.. this time I'm gonna be soo super careful
Where the fu- Oh..
Oh, OH MY GO- HE JUMPS!
HE'S CHEATING!
HE'S uh.. GOD DAMNIT!
ZERO DEEAATHS!
*air horns*
Edit that out, for fuck's sake
God damn it...
This game,
is not like Dark Souls, it's a piece of shit.
HEEY! We're going up everyone..
Top of the mornin' to ya..
Man this game is so easy
My God..
Easiest game I have ever played
I can't believe...
I-
Aw fuck..
I can't believe I've never died...
Incredible!
I know what you're asking yourself,
How is it so-
Can this fucking beeping thing?!
SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUP
Aw, he hit me twice..
AW HELL NO!
*shiiiing*
Man those bushes are..
honestly..
just like Dark Souls..
InCrEdIbLe..
Alright, whenever I- OH MY GOD
There's drones!
Shame on you!
This is just like real life..
I wonder what music I'm listening to in those headphones...
*weaboo music starts playing*
I wonder if I can get robot butt implants...
That would be fucking awesome..
Well, let's remove the fucking...
...climax, robot thing...
Jesus Christ that was annoying...
OHMAYYGAWDDDD
OOHHWOOOAHH
Run, run, run-
Oh, still.. still...
Shut the fuck up,
*SpAmMiNg AiRhOrN*
Shut the fuck up (2x)
They were 2 against 1...
I mean- ZERO-
How'd I die against this 2 fucking morons?
I mean I didn't...
I didn't die..
God damn it..
Wow...
The robots in the future are incredibly intelligent
*chuckles*
*giggles*
Wow,
It's just, amazing
How- how are they gonna- *stutters*
destroy us?
How are we gonna survive the future? I mean the eh,
They're too smart...
How are they possibly-
*chuckles*
GOOODGAAAME!
JuSt LiKe DaRk SoUlS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
ARE YOU.. *rubs eye*
Impossible...
He has no idea-
HAZAAAAAH-
ZEEEROOO!
FUCKING DEATHS!
GOD-
FUCK!
SSMMMAAAASHH!
There you go...
aaand a jump™
Nailed it...
Zero deaths everyone,
thank you...
I'ma thank my Mom...
especially...
for never killing me...
'Appreciate you mom,
OH MY GOD!
THERE'S 2 OF THEM!
IT WAS A TRAP!
I'm out
I'm done...
I'm fucking done with this game...
I'm so fucking done
*Windows 10 Error sound*
It crashed...
I can't believe it...
Hours of..
..gameplay, just..
..fucking gone.
Just like Dark Soooouls!
♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
♪ Why can't we be friends... ♪
♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪