TELLY: Hey, Ben, Ben.
Why don't we tell everybody about
our friends and neighbors?
BEN STILLER: That's a great idea, Telly.
But how do we do that?
TELLY: Uh, well, we can sing the "People in Your
Neighborhood" song.
BEN STILLER: Sing?
Sing?
I don't know.
I don't know about singing.
TELLY: Oh, it'll be great.
Hit it, Maestro.
Me and you, Ben.
Come on, sing with me.
[SINGING]
Oh, who are the people in your neighborhood?
Come on, Ben.
BEN STILLER: In your neighborhood.
TELLY: Good.
TOGETHER [SINGING]: In your neighborhood.
Say, who are the people in your neighborhood?
The people that you meet each day?
BEN STILLER: Hey, this is good.
OK, OK.
Well, who are the people in our neighborhood?
TELLY: Well, you'll see.
Come on out, person in our neighborhood.
LETTER CARRIER: Here I am, here I am.
Hiya, Telly.
Hello there.
[SINGING]
Oh, a letter carrier brings the mail through rain or snow
or sleet or hail.
I'll work and work the whole day through to get your letter
safe to you.
Ha.
TOGETHER [SINGING]: 'Cause a letter carrier's a person in
your neighborhood.
LETTER CARRIER: You know it.
TOGETHER [SINGING]: In your neighborhood.
LETTER CARRIER: Oh, yeah.
TOGETHER [SINGING]: In your neighborhood.
Oh, the letter carrier's a person in your neighborhood, a
person that you meet each day.
LETTER CARRIER: That was fun.
Listen, I've got this letter here for Mary.
Are you Mary?
BEN STILLER: Uh, am I Mary?
LETTER CARRIER: Yeah.
BEN STILLER: No, no.
I'm not Mary.
LETTER CARRIER: Well, I've got to find this Mary.
Where are you, Mary?
Need an address on this letter, Mary.
BEN STILLER: Hm, well, this is great.
OK, let's meet another person in our neighborhood.
TELLY: OK.
Person in the neighborhood number two, come on out!
CABLE GUY: Cable guy!
[SINGING]
Oh, a cable guy hooks up your TV to play your
favorite show or movie.
If you are seeing nothing but fuzz, he'll come
by and fix it 'cause--
TOGETHER [SINGING]: A cable guy's a person in your
neighborhood.
CABLE GUY: Oh, yeah.
TOGETHER [SINGING]: In your neighborhood.
CABLE GUY: Yes, it is.
TOGETHER [SINGING]: In your neighborhood.
Oh, a cable guy's a person in your neighborhood.
CABLE GUY: That's me.
TOGETHER [SINGING]: A person that you meet each day.
TELLY: Thanks, Cable Guy.
CABLE GUY: No problem, no problem.
BEN STILLER: Hey, do you think you could do me a favor?
I'm having some trouble with my cable.
You think you could help me out?
CABLE GUY: Don't worry, Benny, bubbeleh.
I'll juice you up.
BEN STILLER: All right.
This is so much fun.
TELLY: Yeah.
BEN STILLER: Hey, you know what?
TELLY: What?
BEN STILLER: I want to be a person in our neighborhood.
TELLY: Well, sure.
We can sing about you.
[SINGING]
Oh, Ben is a person in our neighborhood, yeah, in our
neighborhood--
BEN STILLER: Hang on a second, Telly.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
BEN STILLER: I've got a better idea.
I've got a great idea.
I'm going to put on a costume.
I'll be right back.
Hang on a second.
TELLY: Costume?
BEN STILLER: OK, I'm ready.
Let's sing.
TELLY: But, but, but, Ben, what are you dressed as?
BEN STILLER: I'm a person in the neighborhood.
I'm a cheese.
TELLY: A cheese?
BEN STILLER: Yeah.
[SINGING]
A cheese is a really great fella.
You can call me Swiss, Brie, or Mozzarella.
I'm a really, really tasty dish.
Try melting me on tuna fish.
TELLY: Ben, this is silly.
BEN STILLER [SINGING]: 'Cause a cheese is a person in your
neighborhood.
TELLY: Cheese isn't a person.
BEN STILLER [SINGING]: In your neighborhood.
TELLY: Is it?
BEN STILLER [SINGING]: In your neighborhood.
TELLY: Oh, why not?
TOGETHER [SINGING]: Oh, a cheese is a person in your
neighborhood, a person that you meet when you're walking
down the street, a person that you meet each day.
BEN STILLER: That was really great.
I think I make a very, very good cheese.
TELLY: Very convincing.
LETTER CARRIER: Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You guys know any place to eat around here?
CABLE GUY: Yeah, it's our lunch
break, and we're starving.
BEN STILLER: Sorry, I don't.
LETTER CARRIER: Oh, whoa, wait a minute.
There's a giant cheese right here in the neighborhood.
Let's eat that.
BEN STILLER: What?
No, no, no, no, wait.
Telly, Telly, I've got to go.
I'm not really a cheese.
CABLE GUY: Hey, stand still, Cheese, I'm starving.
TELLY: Let that be a lesson to all of us.
Never dress like a cheese at lunchtime.
BEN STILLER: Telly, help me!
LETTER CARRIER: Follow that [INAUDIBLE] fromage!
CABLE GUY: Come on, Cheese!
I want to spread you on toast!