Would you like to star in our new chess video blog episode your what our chess video blog?
Every [week] [and] make a new one the new chest lesson
It's going to be some awesome after 22 subscribers yeah, eight of those are howard. Speak account
They're not fake they're subscribers for my gaming channel
Countries worldwide this week is going to be so exciting our episode is going to be about sneak attacks. Yeah
I think I'll let someone else be the star so what do I say you just read it off the cue cards
Anybody can do it
And you really think I'm ready for on camera. You're natural trust me. I don't [know] how to split town
actually
Jessica you should really learn more about chess before you go on camera and do something you might regret
[right] good idea. I'll teach you
Great if you change your mind. [don't] worry. We know where to find you
Get me out
No, I'm good. [I]
I Don't want to play
I
Actually don't like chess
No offense. It's [just] on my thing
look don't take it personally it's
[nothing] against you
I'm just having a non chess moment
Why are you doing that seriously?
Can you please stop okay?
[fine] there, I'm playing oh my God
Guys we have a production schedule can we please follow it dale. It's just trying to make them feel welcome
Whose turn is on camera it is your turn and my turn on camera Garth is the [cameraman] [all] right?
Just let me go fix my hair. You're behind the camera. [yeah], I know I just [want] to go fix my hair
I'll do the camera
Okay, fine here. They're all in order
That this won't just wanted open just hit the red button. You need a passcode. Oh
Just uh don't turn it off to
Make sure you frame it evenly on both sides yeah, whatever okay get ready to say cheese
What oh, it's just howard. What have you ever thought about gelling your hair back? Oh?
Why oh, it's just you could be really good-looking
if you wanted to [oh]
Okay, is this necessary?
I'm just thinking of the success of the blog [butter]. He looks on camera the more followers will get right I?
Guess look Garth has some hair gel might as well. Oh all right?
Don't you think he's good-looking? [I] don't know you can admit it. I'd rather not
Look at him
I
Mean his face is um
it's really you know it's a
symmetrical
Brie Howard, what are you hiding?
This is the mommy and this is the Daddy
Which one is the Mommy?
you can tell because
She has a flower
The Mommy can move anywhere she wants
Daddy [moves] one step at a time
What about this?
That's their house. It can move like this
like this
[and] like let's put the Pony can twist twist
like this
What are those mommy and Daddy had a lot of babies.
What about that one? Oh?
That's the aunt she moved in after her husband cheated on her and now she has a drinking problem
So she can only move like this
All right now you're ready to play
Howard you [were] so handsome. [if] I was your mother [I] would be proud
Thanks
How's this?
We're trying to appeal to a younger audience [you] can't just give an old man style. I think it's dashing
handsome Grandpa's not what we're after here trust me needs a little more of a
little bit of
The glasses they gotta go I need those to read cue cards can we get this going?
[we] are two-thirds of the way through club time and we haven't even started filming
Garth you're back on camera, Brie has
disappeared
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This is how we do it 216 xenoblade death wish episode 207 this sound unlock the particle incinerator
Was that a good move hmm? [I] don't [know] why don't we ask chester
Who's chester? Oh he is?
Chester the Jester. He's an expert at chess Cindy. Have you seen him [lately]?
Hmm. He's such a sneaky little rascal. He must be around here somewhere
oh
chester
Did someone call my name?
Hi Chester. Good to see you. This is Jessica
Horne, Jesse you [know] it's Jessica. Don't be rude. That's okay. You're lucky. She's nice
So what seems to be the problem? [well]? I don't know if this was a good move or not hmm. Let me see
I'm sure he'll figure it out. He's taught me everything I know
[Hmm]
All right, here's what I've decided
Okay, who cares just [up] fun?
You can't do that
You already moved your king you can't castle once you've done that
It's no big deal. [I] don't really care whatever
No, it's fine
Just play the way you want. I just thought you guys knew the rules. You know how to play chess?
Yeah, I've played
You can do it. It's just for fun.
Let go!
What are you doing!? Oh my God, this is insane.
What is your deal seriously could you just like say something?
hello!?
A little Communication would be appreciated.
Okay, you know what never mind
You can play by yourself
Have fun
Hi, this is my mate howard, and today on our series on mates is the fools mate
Which is the quickest [checkmate] only two moves howard, and I will [mount] [them]
Hi, this is my mate Gwen and next up on our series of mates is the stalemate
So are you going to tell me?
What?
Why are these new girls in the club?
We had spaces available and they went to join me sure are pretty yes. Thank you Cindy
It seems to me that they don't actually want to be here chess is an acquired taste give them some time
It's just odd that two athletic people would want to join our intellectual club
They are clearly different
And very pretty. Yes Cindy Thank you we heard you the first time
Well, this is part of your problem. You always see everything in [black] and white
Perhaps why you like chess what do you sing that judge people [to] [clearly] say that?
But this is only the first for meeting and you seem to have a pretty strong [opinion] about them
I know I have a strong opinion about them. I think they're [very] pretty
Yes, cindy that is wonderful good for them. What are they doing here?
Not everybody is gonna fit into your little box with a label on it
Everybody [may] have something special that it's not apparent on the surface
Sweet sweet as honey. You know you are my money, baby
[mmm]. I cannot unsee that
Sorry about Ashley. She doesn't always understand people that are different
When we were younger she was afraid to come to my birthday parties cuz my mom was fat
She got over it because one time my mom had to bring her to the hospital
And she [got] to know were there and learned that she [was] actually really nice
She was pretty fat though
Where can this one go again?
I've never talked to someone who can't speak before
Let's be hard to get people to understand you or maybe it's easier.
I Talk a lot and it doesn't always help that people can understand me
Probably because I say dumb things a lot, at least that's what my friends say
Can we please just stop talking about the cheerleaders and start filming [you're] the one who brought them up. I think you may be jealous
Excuse me. I've seen this behavior before with guys
They're threatened by me it happens. They think I'm gonna steal their girlfriends and are you
Not all the time that is
Completely unrelated to what we are talking about and I'm pretty sure you've never actually had a girlfriend
It's like in snow white with the evil queen when she realizes there's someone fairer than her
I'm not [the] evil queen
I am the nice one now can we please just end this conversation and start filming the blog fine. Let's do it
Actually, we don't have a camera
I Now teach you a new dance move I've been working on I call this one the Howie
Is stuff your waist pack with something heavy, I'm using medium rocks
Ashley burns, we where playing truth, or dare and I was dared to do this
We just get this over with. okay?
What are you doing?
nothing
We need this yeah, sorry
No, I just I had to go to the bathroom next time sign out so we know where you are [uh] yeah, I'll do that
Today's lesson on chess
Sneak attacks the key element to a successful sneak attack is the element of surprise
[so] [let's] say your opponent's rook is on F8, and you decide to move
That was too early. What are you doing? It's a sneak attack. You're not supposed to see it coming. Let's just start again
you