Arg!
Haha!
We'er still in the battle!
Hey, I'm Khail Anonymous and this is Kingston's Destructo!
This is going to be a painful episode!
Today we'er here at Jungle Island in Lake Elsinore, California
and we brought some Kingston SSDs with us.
Now, as we have said before, SSDs some of the stronger storage options out there, and
to put that to the test we brought them paintballing!
Pull!
I got it!
Now, as always, I have to give you the the legal mumbo jumbo so you don't do anything
like this, here you go.
None of what you’re about to see in this video is covered by Kingston’s warranty.
Everything you’re watching has been supervised by trained professionals in controlled environments
with proper safety measures in place.
The products we’re testing are intended for use in desktop and notebook computing applications.
Oh, you'er already done.
Alright, well, without further ado, let's get started.
Oh!
[music and paintball shots]
Theron! No!
Ok, well, that was a good warm up, but, uh,
I have my friend Theron here who is a paintball pro.
Theronheit.
Can you really do that much damage with a paintball gun?
You know, I was contemplating that same question, but I believe we can.
Alright, so what kind of shooting are we going to do in the old west for our first shot here?
What we'er going to do is from about 30ft, we dialed down our markers to to about 220 feet per second,
and we'er gonna hit that Kingston SSD right there.
Alright.
Hey!!
Oh!!
Ha ha ha!
Nice hit!
Yeah, thanks man.
We were at 220 feet per second but we are 30 feet out.
So that velocity and that distance, it gave it time and look at the damage it caused.
I don't know how I feel about this one. Let's see.
Yeah, no one thought.. that was such a solid hit.
Well, yeah, it did.
Ok, so, yeah, that one was good, the pressure was still low on that one.
Alright, so we set up a little shooting range here and we changed our settings.
We went from 220 feet per second to 240 feet per second.
Which one are you going to go for?
I'm going for the middle one.
Ok.
That one has been giving me an ugly look.
Carlos?
I'll go for the right one.
Alright, so that means the left one is for me.
The left one is for you.
[sound of paintball shots]
Ha ha ha!
Oh!!!!!
Barley hit it, barley any damage, but that's because I like Kingston.
Not a lot of damage.
Yeah, not a lot of damage!
And I'm not sure what you'er using but a...well done.
What are you doing?!?!
That's that one hitter quitter right there man!
Theron, I have little to no hope.
Get out of here!
Oh my god, it worked!
This is very random.
There it is!
Alright!
This is Carlos.
Silent but deadly.
But not very deadly.
Oh!!!
Sorry!
That means if mine is destroyed, then I win that shootout.
No way!
Yes!
And they have paintball pants!
I don't have paintball pants!
This is like from Old Navy or something!
So, we found a dinosaur and we threw and SSD in it's mouth.
Theron, what are we going to hit it with?
We are going to go about 240 feet per second, we are gonna hit that thing right there.
Oh my god!
Yeah, so it was a hit right here in the corner.
I mean, you don't even need us to describe how much damage.
I have little to no hope now.
Ah, here we go!
How does that make any sense?
I don't know.
Ok, I have been looking forward to this one the whole time.
Not only are we going to be ramping it up, we are going to do some old fashioned skeet shootin!
What are we at right now on these?
We are at 285 feet per second which is the legal limit here at Jungle Island.
And pull!
[sound of paintball guns]
Aw!
And pull!
[sound of paintball guns]
We are all like so sad.
Ready?
I have my friend Theron here who is a paintball pro.
Theronheit.
That's that one hitter quitter right there, man!
Oh my god!
And they have paintball pants!
Pull!
[sound of paintball guns at slow playback speed]
[gunshot sound]
[ding]
I got it!
Is that you!
Alright, alright!
Congratulations, you are the one person that hit it in the air!
Oh!
They was yours, right?
That was good.
That spin it gave, too, was beautiful, man.
You can still see the imprint of the shell.
Nothing.
Send it out the way it came in?
Get out of here!
Pull!
[glass break sound]
Alright, this time we are going for full destruction.
You are excited about this one, I'm excited about this one.
This time we have a special rounds, that is frozen paint balls.
You do not do this!
Never hit a human being or anything that is moving with this.
We went up to 350 feet per second on this Dye NT11 and this Dye M3+.
And we are going to annihilate these SSDs.
Yeah.
Alright, go for it!
Alright, let's do it.
[sound of paintball guns shooting]
It's all concave?
Look at that!
It never had a chance.
That seriously does look like Nickelodeon slime.
It does!
This is the one that was in the front.
This took the brunt of everything you guys threw.
Ok.
It's crunchy.
Oh!
Come on, I want to see one of them work.
It's so bent.
I think there's like paintball shells embedded int he connector.
I can't even plug it all the way in!
Well, we tried.
We tried to see if they would work.
They survived a lot more than we thought they would.
Ok, lastly, I wanted to see how many paintballs I could block with this lightsaber.
But before we go, here is your final tally.
And I also want to thank Jungle Island paintball park in Lake Elsinore for letting us come out here.
Make sure to subscribe, we'er gonna be doing more crazy stuff like this.
So...
I hate this idea.
[light saber sounds]
Ow!
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