Ayo, what's gucci today i will tlk about minecraftand roblx letsplays
this is something I have been wanting to do for so long now.
However, there is one thing I wanted to address first. You may have seen me in the headlines recently,
apparently I am dating some girl named Chloe. Now I am not going to confirm or deny this just yet.
Maybe one day- but I digress. I want to focus in the video today,
so guys if you're not a part of the Logang make sure to subscribe.
AND JOIN THE...
STRONGEST family on YouTube- that is a fact. Okay now it is time!
I am so excited! In case anyone is concerned that I'm not getting your hate filled messages, don't worry
I am- Oh god They are they are amazing. So thanks guys for letting me know what you think of me,
and today I'm gonna read a few of the most impressive. OH GOD. I've wanted to do this for so long!
Here we go. Tweet number one.
*classical music*
"Remember the time we all had no idea who Logan Paul was
ah....the good old days"
Yeah, the good old days. [Laughter]
*donkey laugh*
Oh sh*t, I wish dude. I used to be a normal kid, now I'm just a f*ckboy.
*classical music*
"Imagine being as dumb as Logan Paul"
I got a full ride to college. A 4.7 GPA in high school.
[Laughter] No, but you're right, because as smart as I am,
I can also be a f*cking dummy sometimes.
*classical music*
Okay, here's one. It's about my fight against KSI, August 25th, get your tickets, link in description.
"KSI do England proud and beat the f*ck out of Logan Paul since England failed us"
That's right England lost in in the World Cup
"This is so sad on the upside though, at least we get to see KSI do the country proud and f*cking obliterate Logan Paul
eye socket in August"
You think he means just my eye socket? Like one eye socket?
Is it this one you think? Or do you- maybe he's talking about this one. Or maybe both. maybe he has a little back-and-forth action.
But okay. Okay. Yeah.
*classical music*
Oh no. Oh no. Oh God, "An Asian filmmaker somewhere is writing their equivalent of Get Out based off
Chloe Bennet dating Logan Paul right now."
[Laughter]
Chloe's half Asian. Oh, it's pret- It would probably a good movie. I would watch it.
I would go see that. "That boy was perfect for you! What didn't you like about him? Me:
He likes Logan Paul."
*moans*
Yo for all the boys out there losing girls cuz they like watching me,
Thats my f*cking boys. Oh, no. "I knew Logan pause trim reminded me of something." Oh god. No, it's the di-
It's that dinosaur from Jurassic World. The one with the bowl on his head.
Oh god. "No matter what I'm going through,
I can always sleep soundly at night knowing I've never watched one of Logan or Jake Paul's YouTube videos"
But you're still tweeting about us. Got u bich
"Logan Paul's neck straight up look like a shaft". I got nothin' to say to that bro. My neck looks like a penis. F*ck it.
It is huh! That's what they're- damnit! That's definitely what they're talking about!
Yo while we're on penis talk: Rob Sheridan says, oh he's verified,
He says "Eat a thousand dicks you useless sack of racist trash"
Wow okay. I will tell you what, Rob Sheridan, if you can supply me
with those thousand d*cks
I will eat every single one of them, on one condition: every single one of those dicks
must be wearing the same cute salt-and-pepper scarf that you have in your profile picture.
Every single dick. And I will eat them if you supply me with them. Also quick little side note for our scarf wearing friend Rob
Sheridan, if you hadn't used the term racist
and trash in five other hate tweets, against five other different people
maybe your insults will get a little more effective, you know a little more meaningful, because they're just lacking creativity. So Logang
let's go show Rob a little love. I think he needs it. Kind of a little negative Nelly Rob, I see you there.
So do me a favor everyone go tell Rob you love him. Tweet at him, say what's up wish him
well, and uh, yeah. Hopefully he's doing great
Okay
All right, I'm feeling good. Let's go a little harder
"This whole YouTubers boxing each other is getting out of hand.
Someone just set Logan Paul on fire and spit in his mouth then let the rest just get on with their content"
Do you think there's a chance that by telling someone to spit in my mouth he meant to say it would put out the fire
that is me- me on fire?
That's what I was thinking. Thanks man appreciate your help. "Logan Paul is right where trash belongs"
A baseball field?
I'm not sure I understand that one. "Logan Paul is f*cking dumb is he
Okay? did his mum drop him on his head as a kid or something?"
Hey mom. Did you drop me on my head as a kid or something?
Mom: Uh.. yes I did. Yes.
"Logan Paul is making a video about something dead again, but this time it's about his career."
Wow this okay. This is actually good. "Just found out that Chloe Bennet is hanging out with Logan Paul again...
Is it weird that I trust her judge of character so strongly that I'm willing to give him a second chance based solely on that?"
Thanks. "I really love Chloe Bennet, so I'm just gonna give Logan Paul another chance to be a decent human being. Starting over
Wow, thanks, man
That's actually really nice.
I appreciate that. Thank you
Okay, guys as you can imagine there are definitely plenty more that are just as amazing
I'm so sorry if I did not get to read your your hateful messages. But that is it for now. All jokes aside
Twitter, and I guess just the Internet in general, can be a pretty
volatile place, so for each one of the tweets I read I'm donating five hundred dollars to stompoutbullying.org
They're an amazing organization, that does amazing work, and at the end of the day, we all we all need to be better. Better
I say that word weird man. Brttr
[I don't know anymore]
And imma throw the revenue that this video makes to them. So go ahead and leave a like on it,
so it hits that YouTube algorithm and we get them views! Definitely think the hate should stop- if you ever feel yourself
Going to leave a hate comment or say something mean, or unnecessary to someone, do me a favor
Don't. Don't.
It's not worth it. Because it is easy to
sit at your computer, or have your phone and hide behind one of these, hide behind your keyboard and type your mean comments.
But at the end of the day, we got one life on this floating rock, in the middle of an infinite universe
So let's spread love baby. Let's spread positivity.
Get your merch loganpaul.com/shop, like it subscribe. Logang, I love you and I will see you tomorrow. Take it easy fam, pooooooow!
That's a weird-ass noise bro, I'm taking that one of the grave