- [Dingo] My friend Dingo from South Africa is here
and we're gonna play Guess Who!
(upbeat music) - So we're gonna put
Dingo to the test right now
with the first one is;
I am from Myanmar and my name
is named after a celestial event.
- Mate I don't even know where Myanmar is!
- Go find it!
- Celestial event?
What the hell is a celestial event?
If you live in Myanmar;
tell us where it is,
what continent?
That would help!
South America or Asia?
What continent is Myanmar on?
- Indonesia?
Oh continent!
- Americans know nothing! - I'm in the middle-
- No Nightfury that's a retic-
What's the clue?
- I'm from Myanmar and I'm named after a celestial event.
- I hope a Burmese Python is from Burma!
Sunrise! - That's right!
It took you a little bit
but you got the first one!
- Three facts Burmese Python!
Number one;
they come from a place called Myanmar!
which was Burma! (Dingo laughing)
Number two!
They are invasive in South Africa;
we can't keep them anymore.
Number three.
They are quite prone to getting respiratory infections
unfortunately.
This one's beautiful!
It's in a good mood look at it!
Absolutely magnificent!
- Ooh you broke the keys!
- Shut up Mike!
- [Distorted Voice] I have colors of a bumblebee
and I'm from Papa New Guinea!
- I don't know where anything is in this place.
I've been here for half an hour.
We don't get bumblebees.
What color's a bumblebee?
- Black and yellow!
- Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!
Nothing black and yellow in this whole place!
Orange orange!
I'm seeing orange,
I'm seeing black, I'm seeing white!
I'm not seeing black and yellow.
No that's white and black!
Wonder if you're thinking it's a Boelen's Python?
- Way to go!
(Dingo screaming)
- Hungry Boelen's Python!
Are you gonna bite me?
(Dingo exclaiming)
Lives in cold climates;
Papa New Guinea!
It is my favorite python on the planet!
Absolutely favorite python look at it climbing.
When you hold it in the right light
it shines like a rainbow.
Look at the iridescence!
I'm in love!
(mischievous music) I'm not putting it back!
- I come from the Amazon!
Some say I need buns!
- Buns? what the hell is a bun?
Like a roll?
- Try again!
- An arse?
I don't understand it what's a bun?
We're gonna go- Green Anaconda.
(triumphant orchestral sting) It's in the Amazon am I right?
- Nice job!
You did it.
- Yes now I get it!
- [Brian] Do me a favor guys;
I'm gonna put Dingo's links in the description
go show him some love!
Tell him I sent you!
It's an awesome channel you're gonna wanna check out!
- Green Anacondas;
the heaviest species of snake in the world!
They smell.
So when they poo on you they smell.
What happens is their poo-
their wee is like white and sticky!
Can't get it off you.
It's disgusting and I'll smell for about three days.
Fact number four I'll give you four no problem!
When it comes to breeding;
whole bunch of boys will make like a ball around one female.
You have like five males like this around one girl
all trying to get lucky!
(mischievous music) - I'm from your native land
and I'm named after a popular southern food.
- I don't eat popular American southern food.
Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken strip!
I'm in the wrong one.
Is it chicken strip?
- Nope nope nope!
- Don't you like fry it in the south?
You're giving me false information.
South Africa.
You've got a bull frog
but I don't know what you eat with bull.
Well if they're French they eat-
the French eats the frogs.
Savannah monitor.
Grits?
I don't know want grits is.
Is grits a food?
- Boo ya go Dingo!
- Grits is a food?
I was going the egg eating snake!
This clue is not very helpful.
Three animals!
In one aisle.
White Throat Mon- oh!
One of my favorites!
I'm very good at finding the animal.
Very bad at opening the enclosures!
In South Africa we call these Rock Monitors
not White Throat Monitors.
They love eating eggs!
And they've actually- if they bite you
they've got a little bit of venom inside of them;
makes you swell up.
Terrifically painful!
But look here!
As all African species nice and relaxed
chilled out beautiful personalities!
(Brian laughing)
We're trying to soar like eagles
but we're surrounded by turkeys!
- (indistinct) water - I don't know
in the bucket! - what's going on!
- [Mike] We're going for a bath!
- He's the one that needs the bath!
- Dingo!
- What's up love the channel! - Aww.
I know I'm so happy! - I love you my buddy!
- I can spend all weekend with this guy!
All right so we're gonna get Butterscotch out.
Obviously she's ready for food like always!
Gonna get her into a soak, clean the cage let's do this!
- So I'm coming to work.
- Yeah! - Yeah?
- Here she comes. - Does she ever bite?
- Yeah watch yourself!
She's already gassing up!
Ah that was way too easy!
- You guys did that way too easy!
- What the problem is?
She knows there's a South African here!
Okay it's okay!
- Way too easy;
good aim I like that!
No stress. - Ohh not there!
Almost in the twig and berries!
(all laughing)
- I like this guy!
Nothing happened!
- Put it back in do it again!
- Brian, can I have a job?
- I don't know man we're pretty picky about who we-
no actually we're not!
(Dingo laughing) So far you've been doing
pretty good Dingo!
I am from Indonesia.
I'm born solid white;
but then get patterned as I get older.
- Yes I know!
Reticulated Python!
That's it there!
They're doing a tour!
Mate I must dive in while they're doing the tour!
(Dingo laughing)
Reticulate Python!
Not any;
Perdita!
Is that Indian name my darling?
You sound beautiful!
Longest snake on the planet.
One of the most smartest on
the planet. Very arboreal.
So they get really long;
I'm talking like 30 foot record 30 foot!
They still love climbing trees.
Look at her up here.
She's a very special color,
very special pattern.
I love Reticulated Pythons. (child speaking indistinctly)
- I come from Florida
and my name is something you sprinkle on French fries.
- Bacon? - Ah! try again!
- Salt!
Salt and pepper!
Yes!
You see he's got me running all around
and I'm sweating like a prossie in church at the moment.
He's relaxing!
I'm doing all the hard work;
I'm opening my own enclosures!
(Brain laughing)
What's gonna happen now?
How am I gonna get this up?
- [Mike] Look out for Pepper too Dingo!
- No-one's gonna bite me in my twig and berries!
Oh Salty!
Couple of things about American alligators;
number one they're beautiful!
(bell ringing) Ha look at that!
Number two.
They actually don't kill that many people every year
but they get a bad reputation!
They're absolute sweethearts!
I love alligators!
Love them to bits!
Ravaged all over the place!
Fun with my mate Brian.
- I'm from Madagascar.
I can get up to 10 feet long!
- It's a snake.
Do you have a Dumeril's Boa here?
(Dingo laughing) That's right yeah!
Dumeril's Boa am I right?
- Way to go!
- They come from Madagascar.
In Madagascar you get chameleons,
beautiful tortoises
and these guys here I think;
might be the biggest reptile you get in Madagascar.
You also get Madagascan Hognose from Madagascar.
So this is more about Madagascar than it is
about Dumeril boas.
(mischievous music) - I'm from Indonesia.
And my computer has one of these.
- Let's go Indonesia!
Crocodile Monitor!
- Ooh not quite!
- Asian Water Monitor!
- Oh that's right!
You got it dude!
- But he's got more than one!
The guy's got too many animals!
Asian Water Monitor.
I don't understand computers.
I'm not a nerd!
Maybe Elvis!
Oh here he comes!
Good boy!
Here are my facts about Asian Water Monitors.
They're very long!
They come from Asia!
(comedy belching) They have long tongues.
That's all I know about them.
We're not allowed them in South Africa!
- I'm from South America;
I have a pointy nose and a long tongue.
- Turtle?
Have you got turtles here?
A long tongue or long tail?
Did we take it out today?
South America?
Even the camera guy doesn't know.
- [Cameraman] Uh uh!
- [Dingo] Sharp nose!
Draco doesn't have a tail;
that's a negative on that one.
Mike it's a bad clue I need help!
- Bad clue all right.
- Say what you what want to say
be free, Brian's not here. - There's children.
- Be free! - There's children.
His junk is way bigger than it should be!
- His willy? - Yeah.
- [Dingo] Oh I know who it is!
Sorry you can be in the video if you want!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Brillo the Armadillo!
Armadillos;
from South America!
They've got really big penises!
Can I say penis?
Which we only found out from video evidence!
They're very cute,
they're very chilled out!
And I think they eat little bugs.
They eat vegetables.
Don't go on my leg!
And they've got these beautiful hairs here.
I don't know what they do
they have beautiful hairs!
(dramatic music) (Dingo shouting)
What is going on here Brian?
What kind of a facility are you running here?
(upbeat music)
- All right well;
(blowing a raspberry) here we go!
Obviously cage is clean!
She's pretty!
She shed out.
You know, retakes - Michael?
Do you need any help?
Took too long my man!
It took too long!
One hour 30 minutes enough!
Come on.
- It was only one hour and 12 minutes.
Just saying!
Another day another lot of turds.
Honestly feel like this is what I do 90% of the time here.
We just clean up after anacondas.
Look at that I mean it's just so nasty!
(mischievous music) - I'm from Brazil.
And I have more than four legs!
- Tarantula!
- Nailed it!
- Ta-ran-tula!
Haven't seen a tarantula.
Frog, dragon, frog, rat snake!
Where are the tarantulas?
So many animals here!
Are you sure you got tarantulas here?
Ah tarantula wall!
It's a tarantula wall!
Right now;
Tarantulas!
South American predominantly.
They actually really really cool tarantulas
and the biggest tarantula in the world;
it's a Goliath Bird Eating Tarantula
as big as a dinner plate!
I love tarantulas.
Venomous but they're not gonna kill you!
- I'm from Tanzania and I smell like maple syrup!
(Dingo clicking his fingers) - That was on a vlog
the other day!
Bruce had something;
I didn't know they smelled like maple syrup.
Is it a Black Throat Monitor?
- You got it!
- Ah ha! Waffles the Black Throat Monitor!
I didn't know they smelled like waffles!
Cousins of the White Throat Monitor.
Not found in South Africa!
Found in Tanzania;
but they love to- love a dig!
Look at these big claws here!
Massive claws!
Brilliant diggers;
and also more chilled out than our Nile Monitors as well.
Eat eggs,
they'll eat snakes,
they'll eat anything they can get their little
strong jaws on!
- I run on my hind and legs
and I have huge flaps on my head!
- Frilled Lizard.
I call a Frilled Dragon!
I've seen him all day where is he?
Ha here he is!
Here he is even Australians could have got that clue.
Frilled Dragons are called "Frilled Dragons"
'cause they got a frill.
(explosion effect) - Whoa!
How's that!
What a beautiful face only a mother could love.
Live in Australia,
Papa New Guinea,
they eat all kinds of insects.
(Dingo imitates foraging)
Even maybe scorpions I don't know?
But they might and they like going up trees!
They're really really quick!
Run on their back legs;
up a tree and disappear faster
than a fart in a fan factory!
(mischievous music) - I'm from Australia
and I have a very interesting colored tongue!
- Blue Tongued Skink!
(banging effect)
No no no don't go!
Where's the Blue Tongued Skink?
- Potato's over there.
- Let's go Potato!
I won't tell Brian!
Blue Tongued Skinks!
Got a blue tongue very important!
They don't have the best body shape;
but big in the toilet area if you know what I'm saying?
And they have a tail;
'cause they're a skink.
People love them look at that!
(Spanish guitar music) - I'm from the islands
of Hispaniola and I got horns on my nose!
- Rhino Iguana!
- I'm from a place with rhinos!
Stay my darling! (woman laughing)
Is it Bella?
She won't come down!
Come down my girl!
- [Cameraman] No Dingo it's okay!
I got a banana!
- Oh a ban-air-na!
Ban-are-na!
(upbeat music) (Iguana scrambles for food)
Number one;
Rhino Iguanas like bananas!
Number two!
They got horns on their nose!
That's why they called Rhino Iguanas.
And when they're babies;
very skittish!
Run all over the place 'cause everything wants to eat them.
When they get big like this;
are you gonna let me touch you?
Oh hello!
Hello big girl!
(mischievous music) - I'm Australian
and the color of my head helps me thermal regulate.
- Blackheaded Python!
- It's a python! - Blackheaded Python.
Python not Py-thorn!
What is a Py-thorn?
I don't know what a Py-thorn is.
It's coming at the twig and berries.
Nah nah nah!
Look at you!
Blackheaded Pythons have a cousin;
Woma Python.
Oh I didn't see the one right next to my arm!
He almost took a bite!
Can be quite bitey snakes.
There was something interesting about them
which I've forgotten about.
They are the only python-
them and Womas that do something special;
but I don't remember what it is.
- They're both aspidites!
- They are constrictors with no venom I hope
otherwise I'm gonna die!
And they got face only a mother would love.
Woo! - They get you?
- [Dingo] No not yet!
It's trying!
(Dingo laughing)
And it tried to give me a love bite!
Stop your nonsense!
Can never trust an Australian!
I've got handcuffs;
I don't really know what to do.
- [Cameraman] Get out Dingo come on!
He comin' for you!
- Oh it's a beauty!
(mischievous music) - I am the largest lizard
in South America.
- It's a Tegu!
Where's a Tegu?
- Right here. - Where where?
- [Girl] Oh Tegu?
- [Dingo] Yeah yeah!
- Sorry! (indistinct) - It's my accent!
- [Cameraman] She's like "bagels?"
(Dingo laughing) I mean we don't have any
bagels today!
Got a whole bunch of Tegus.
This is Argentinian Tegu!
It's got massive jaws!
These things over here;
very strong bite force!
When you got big jaws you bite down hard
like a crocodile!
Biggest lizard in South America!
They come a whole bunch of different colors.
They're really fast in the wild.
I was in Bolivia;
came across one of these,
couldn't catch it!
It just disappeared in the bush!
(comedy ricochet effect) Gone!
- I'm from the southern US and my name is from Mario!
(Noah laughing) - Do I look like
a computer nerd to you?
- Nailed it!
- I'm guessing it's Bowser the Snapping Turtle!
(Dingo laughing) They're really big,
they're really heavy.
Massive beak!
They bite down!
They'll eat fish most of the time;
maybe your toe if you're walking through the water.
And it was one of my dream animals
that I don't think there're any of them in South Africa.
- Dingo absolutely smashed that challenge!
(explosion booming) I hope you guys
enjoyed today's video!
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watch all kinds of videos.
You can also hit that subscription button
it would mean a lot to me.
Also hit that like button while you're down there!
Have a wonderful- from the islands of Hispaniola
and I have horns on my nose.
- Okay.
I have "rhinos"
(beep) (everyone laughing)