(groaning)
- Ha ha.
- I'm having a great time.
(jazzy music)
Today, Garrick and I are going to try
to beat Trap Adventure 2.
- Oh god, it's not hard in a fun way.
It's hard in a like, you deserve to be unhappy way.
- [Zach] You're not rewarded for figuring things out.
There's just another trap that happens.
- [Garrick] Yeah.
- [Kelsey] Wait, have you both already played this game?
(fun music)
- Yes.
- A smidge.
- Whoa, let's not.
- God, god no, oh no.
- Let's not put the bar that high.
- Let's lower it a lot.
We've both seen it done.
There is a certain way to do everything.
- We're gonna do it today.
- This is the last moment of us being happy.
- Yeah, I think so.
- That's the thing, now, they know we've played before.
- They just see you. - So when we die
it's embarrassing.
(arcade music)
- Shew, woo!
- That was a pretty good move.
- Alright, here we go.
- It's the third one?
- Got this one, it says three, so that's kind of confusing.
Gotta hit that, hey!
- Yep, here it is. - OK.
- Alright, I'm not feeling too bad.
I think I'm going to be able to do this.
You got, oh, come on, boulder.
Yeah.
- What?
- Stupid.
Indiana Jones!
There it is, I'm feeling good.
The ball block, ball, ball.
Reading's even harder than this.
- Block ball game.
- So you gotta drop the balls and break the barriers
and then get out, come on.
Come on.
Oh! - Oh!
- Aah okay. - You got it, you got it.
- Yeah just do a couple. - You got this.
- Don't go crazy. - There it is.
- Don't go crazy, okay, that didn't count.
Yeah, I'm gonna do less.
- I think you should do a bunch.
Just do a shit ton and then run.
- Faaah. - Oh, you can't even fall.
- Yeah.
Alright, here we go.
- Got it. Boom, aww shit.
- I think this is mine. - Look at his head.
- That's his breath, you also can't breathe,
which I guess makes sense.
Shit.
Ahh huh, Okay.
I'm not as annoyed as I thought I'd be,
- Okay. I still feel hopeful.
- Okay.
- That being said, 100% not playing anymore.
- Okay, you're done.
- Just easy.
Oh, I mean hard.
This is like Indiana Jones but.
- (bleep) up Indiana Jones
- Like the one with Shia LaBeouf.
- Yeah.
- Oh, that's way too close, oh, ah!
- I hate this game.
(growling) - This close.
This stupid boulder level, you have to get through,
yeah, you have to get through this small, small hole
once the spikes fall down, it's impossible.
Now, we're at the block ball
- Oh. part.
- Oh, you just, oh, one try.
He says, I'll do it in one try
and it takes me like seven.
Oh, all the way up, go all the way up there.
- [Both] Oh no!
- You have to go all the way up that hole and then stay.
- So hard to button mash on a phone.
I should get some coffee.
- Coffee break! - Yeah!
(airhorn blowing)
(throbbing synth music)
- Very hot.
Kinda feel like an added pressure because.
Let's. (Kelsey laughs)
Let's quiet down, I'm trying to focus.
I'll be real, I practiced way more than Garrick did.
And on his first attempt, he went farther than
where I had gotten to in practice.
It's fine, Garrick!
Team effort.
Let's die on the first level now!
- This is a team effort.
- I'm forgetting everything, the pressure.
Yes. - There you go.
- Okay oh! - Oh shit!
- There you go.
- I survived, I'm surviving with the pressure.
Wait, why are my lives? - You're about to drown.
- How do you not drown?
What do you mean, I'm about to drown?
I'm underwater, what do you mean?
- You were about to drown.
- How am I supposed to get air, I'm underwater.
Do you know something I don't know?
My lives are blocking - Where to go.
where to go.
- Because the game is an asshole.
It's a stupid, stupid game.
- I will say, improvement, okay.
No more talking about improvement.
(bleep)
This game is making me lose sleep.
I'm just a little sad.
- This feels like Dark Souls
even though everything feels like Dark Souls now.
- Go, go go, go, go, go (bleep)!
(urgent arcade music)
- Oh, there's a (bleep). - Ahhh ha ha.
(urgent arcade music)
- Yes!
- Go, Garrick, go up!
- Oh god!
(bleep) this game!
(urgent arcade music)
Shit! - Oh, there's spikes
that come down there. - I saw that.
(bleep)
OK, so I think I should just stay.
- Stay low and then go all the way up.
- Just stay low, yeah.
(groaning)
We're cool, we're cool.
- This is definitely the most frustrating game.
- Yeah.
- That I've ever played. - Yeah.
- I can do this.
(melancholy piano music)
(laughs)
I just got farther than I ever have
and he just gasps underwater and gives his last breath
to the world and dies.
- Immediately.
He's just like, if he could reach out his arms.
- He would've been like.
(soft music)
Dies. - Death.
- Woop woop wooo, here we go.
One, two, three, four, five, jump, jump, okay.
Get off, up, down.
- There it is. There we go.
- See, I'll do the ball thing, you do the water thing.
Play your best players
in the minutes that matter. - Yeah.
- He flawlessly did that. - Yeah.
- That's cool.
Come on.
- I fucked up again, sorry.
- No, don't apologize to me.
I certainly haven't gotten us.
- Aah. - Shit.
Yes! - You did it!
- Get in the submarine get in there!
Yes, watch out, bombs drop.
Activate this bomb and then bring it around.
- I know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna rush it.
(urgent synth music)
(mumbles)
- [Both] Ooh!
- (bleep) this game!
We are alright.
- [Both] We are alright, we are alright.
- I'm trying to get amped up,
so I can beat this game.
- I'm all hopped up on Mountain Dew, chip.
I'm all, ha ha ha.
I'm all hyped up, ha ha!
- You ready?
- I am looking for a weird ostrich picture, nevermind.
- Why? - Ostrich picture?
- Ostrich like hiding or smiling in the fence and he's just.
- Why are you looking for that?
- [Kelsey] Where are you at right now?
- It's just funny.
- We're getting down to it,
where we need to be our best. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna do ball game.
I'm gonna pass it off to you. - Okay.
- 'Cause we have a lot of lives right now.
- Yeah. - Jump, damn.
- Ball game!
- Ball game.
- Ball game!
- Ball game, alright.
(urgent synth music)
- Nice. - It's easy,
it's an easy game.
- It's an easy game.
- That was flawless.
Flawless ball game run, a flawless ocean.
- Yes!
- You did it, hug the wall, hug the wall.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Watch out, the bombs kill you.
Oh my gosh, we're gonna beat.
(shrieking)
- Oh shit, oh god.
- Don't let the bombs kill you, though.
- What? - Yeah 'cause that makes sense
to go all the way around.
- That's not even physically possible.
- This the end of the game, for me.
This is the finish line.
- Oh shit.
Your turn.
- [Kelsey] I think we're gonna call it.
- What, - No, we can do it.
- Come on. we can do it,
are you confiscating the phone?
- That's my actual phone, by the way.
- Zach can't call his family anymore.
Trap Adventure 2 is my family now.
- I wanted to beat the game
and the game beat me.
- Damn, that's deep.
Well, I'm just gonna take off.
- Yeah.
- Goodbye.
- See ya.
(cheerful synth music)