Babe! What's for dinner?
I'll just have a salad... Dressing on the side.
*farts*
*laughter*
Oh! I asked for no olives but um, it's ok.
Uhhhh! I said half olives... they ruined the whole pizza. Baby.
Sooo what should we do after this?
Um, whatever you want to do.
So what do you want to do after this?
Uuuhm.... whatever you want to do.
Oh baby, you gotta watch this commercial it's hilarious.
*laughter*
Oh look at that dog.
That's funny.
Weird lookin' dog.
You have the cutest freckles.
Oh my god is that a pimple?
Yes don't touch it.