- Howdy howdy fruit-a-loots!
A to the O here with special guest Apple!
Say hi, Apple.
- Hello!
- And tell 'em what today's episode is gonna be!
- Was I supposed to come up
with the idea for today's episode?
I figured that was on you since,
y'know, the show's called The Annoying Orange,
not The Regular Apple.
- Hmm.
That's a good point, Apple.
Hahaha!
(record screeching) - Wait, why'd you laugh?
Why'd you emphasize the word point like that?
You know I'm skittish about knives, dude.
If there's a knife around you gotta tell me-
- Hey!
- Oh lord, no!
- And a terrified scream to you too, sir.
Heard you guys were doing a challenge video.
Can I join?
- Sure!
The more the merrier.
- No way!
Orange, I'm not doing a video with him.
- I know when I'm not wanted.
Later!
- Orange, I told you.
I am not comfortable doing a video with that knife.
- Okay, okay, still, let's just see
what the audience has in mind okay?
It's probably not even knife related.
- Fine.
- Let's have it, Mysterious Voice Announcer Person Dude!
- I hope you'll do the Hole in the Wall challenge.
- Ooh, I like this already.
I like it a hole lot.
Hahaha!
- [Announcer] Here's how the challenge works,
there are four rounds.
- Bring it.
I'm not scared of rounds.
I am round. Hahaha!
- For the love of all that is holy,
can we please just get through this explanation?
- [Announcer] You have to stay in the Play Area
next to a pool or in this case, the sink, as a wall
with a different shaped hole comes at you.
Each player who matches the shape
and gets through the hole earns 10 points,
and each player who gets knocked in the pool
or gets stuck in the hole in the wall gets no point.
- Yeah, I don't think I wanna participate in this.
- [Announcer] And one more thing,
the winner gets a million dollars!
- I'm in! Let's do this!
- [Announcer] Release the first wall!
- Here we go!
- Orange, get out of the way, I'm gonna through
that apple-sized hole over there.
- No way, it's Orange-sized and I'm going through it!
- Aw man, I could really use that money.
Knife, can you help a fruit out?
I'm trying to win a million dollars here.
- Oh, so now it's okay for me to play?
- Yes! Yes! I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry!
Now come on, the wall's getting close, dude!
- Yeah I'll do it, but I'm gonna need a cut of the winnings.
- Classic Knife, always needs his cut.
Hahaha!
- Orange, we don't have time for this!
Fine.
Do it, Knife.
I'm in it to win it (screaming aggressively).
- I- I made it!
- Me too?
- And me three!
Uh oh, Apple. looks like you two
are gonna have to split your winnings.
Hahaha!
- Ugh. Awful joke.
- Actually, I don't think that joke was half bad.
Hahaha!
- [Announcer] Release the second wall!
- Really?
Listen, man, we gotta decide how bad we want this.
- I mean... I want it, man.
- I want it too.
- Seems like you're both cut from the same cloth.
Hahaha!
- No time to react to your horrible joke, Orange!
Do it Knife!
Do it now (screaming softly)!
- Okay, did we all make it through?
- Yep!
- Yessir.
- Let's light something on fire!
- Um, what?
- Looks like you got an evil twin
on your nonexistent hands.
Hahaha!
- Omigosh.
We so don't need this right now!
- You know what I need?
A match, some accelerant and an alibi, baby!
(laughing lightly)
- But seriously I'm not sayin' a word,
speak to my lawyer.
- I guess deep down I always knew I was 25% pyro,
always lightin' stuff up.
Bummer is it had to manifest itself
in the middle of a high-stakes game show like this.
- [Announcer] Release the third wall!
- Look at that, there's nowhere for Orange to get through!
- There's nowhere for us to get through either dude.
- Not if we go full applesauce.
Sure, it'll be painful but Orange isn't
gonna make it past this round.
If we make it, we're done!
We're rich!
We gotta decide, guys, what do we do?
- Applesauce!
- Light the wall on fire!
- Good enough for me.
Knife, get chopping! Quick!
(screaming aggressively)
- Whoa! Saucy move, Apple.
Hahaha- augh!
Oh well, I was never a fan of dry humor anyway.
Hahaha!
- [Announcer] Applesauce wins!
Your prize is, a millions dollars!
- Guys, we did it!
Oh, I guess I'm back to being one person again.
Even better I don't have to share
this prize money amongst myself.
Hahaha!
- Well you still gotta share it with me.
Where's my cut?
- It's a check, dude.
You'll get it soon enough.
- No, I want it now.
Chop chop!
- Um... hopefully I can still cash this.
What do you guys in the audience think?
Will the bank accept this check in its current condition?
- Hey now, don't break the fourth wall.
- Oh. Sorry.
I forgot I'm not supposed to address the camera.
Breakin' the fourth wall and whatnot.
- No don't break the fourth wall!
- Huh?
Oh!
I forgot there are four rounds.
Oh man, how am I supposed to beat this wall?
And why is there a lighter in my hand?
- Uh oh, looks like your inner pyro is coming out.
- No he isn't.
I'm not going to light this check on fire.
Yes I am.
No, I'm not, it's worth a million dollars!
- Do I even need to be here for this argument?
Hahaha!
- No! Yes! No! Yes!
No!
Yes!
I did it! I made it through all four walls!
Quick, someone put the check out!
Orange, throw me that fire extinguisher!
- Hm?
- The fire extinguisher you're holding!
Give it to me now!
- Okay. (kazoo whistling)
- Ah. I see that wasn't a fire extinguisher after all.
No!
(soft upbeat music)