but seriously what why do you hate me
what did I do to you man hot well vote
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hello hello well I mean some some call
me Sebastian others call me a pretty
cool guy of course do you need some tea
or perhaps a dessert of your choosing no
I'm good
yeah I'm fine okay good good
scaring me that a little bit did you put
it on speaker so I can speak to both of
you as we say in the Phantomhive Manor
scrub well I mean you should have really
no no no no you didn't spend me don't
worry about it
I don't even know how are you oh you
know I'm doing okay
as well as a puppet I can do really oh
well you know he's he's uh Ciel always
fun to keep around oh my no no that's
that's not I've had I've had enough
drama with that piece of work I don't
need to relive it again
yes yes it is very bad you should you
should you should n't there are there a
whole whole plethora of other characters
that you could enjoy semester yeah well
I I'm I'm obviously number one that goes
without saying
yeah and then I'm probably number two
was wet let's be realistic um possibly
even number three as well yeah why don't
I just be your favor
Canada and just in general okay I like
that I'm you see I'm glad we could come
to an understanding
I would probably stop shaking I are I
imagine a nice brew of caramel tea would
help defensively have any lying around
and an adequate team making set to make
it yeah I was just listening to the
Suicide Squad although I don't know what
that is movie about the squad that
suicide that company then why is it
called Suicide Squad because like bombs
are planted into there because they're
bad guys and it's like they try to run
away but there's there's no there's no
sexy demon but Elizabeth there no what's
the point then they may be needed
yeah they mean they may be a husband oh
who else am I gonna write Yahweh above
do you know like come on this is
basically this is basic stuff now to
make a good TV show or entertaining play
well you know you put out you've got to
take it as it comes really and just but
burn each one as you see it by this
there's too many it seems like a plague
sadly it'll never end
yeah you know well people will do what
people will do this is why I became a
demon you know just so much easier well
I mean saying there's a gangsta version
of me is like saying there's a you know
a more gangsta version than me and let's
be realistic there isn't a chance they
say yeah
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I mean I mean telling me that isn't
isn't keeping you cool all right now
have a fantastic day goodbye my dear
[Music]
hello yes hello there hello yes hello
this is Sebastian oh wow hello yeah you
see this little I'm sure I'm sure it's a
mistake but in your email it says you
want to be called by Klaus like that
must be you know IITs for you just a
typo
no ya type who has happened to be all
the time as though you've also added cuz
I got problems with Sebastian well let
me tell you something I have 99 problems
and you certainly are not one but
seriously what why do you hate me what
did I do to you man hot well well woah
let's okay hold your phone I'm holding
mine
please explain in just the information
like how could you do with that man to
get information you've literally just
answered your own question why though
because the young lord the young lord
needs answers well then that's not my
fault you should blame the young lord
and I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure no no no
you listen to me I'm sure if Claude was
able to attract the opposite sex that he
would but you know Alois knows that come
on the clothes not really a looker and
no one would sleep with Klaus so that's
why that's why Claude doesn't sleep with
women because he can't he looks like a
naked mole rat so I think I win what are
the problems do you have with me my
personality
I barely show any I know Claude shows
even less I don't understand how you can
not like me but like coat
to explain no no it's really not
hi Dave go ahead explain let me guess
you like couple of weeks too as well yes
I don't like okay well funny enough you
said that because I killed Claude you
know what you know what the best do you
know what the best thing about Claude is
is that he's dead
see I I'm most dead yeah well you know
great sore weaklings and all pathetic so
well you know what if we want to
whatever other words you want to use
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well you know III work wonders unlike
Claude I'm sorry I just you know I'm a
little I'm a little I'm not gonna lie
you kind of hurt me a little bit just
because I occasionally sleep with a
woman to get some information does not
mean I'm a bad person
you know I think there's only one way we
can settle this no I think there's only
one way we can settle this yes yes oh
rap battle of course yes I mean I I
wasn't even going to suggest it but then
he out of nowhere you suggested I'm
funny enough I'm actually I actually
fancy one yes yes okay right tell you
what I'll drop a beat for you first and
you can blow me away and then I'll just
just drop it like it's hot okay well uh
you know out of the beat very soon and
you know you can get your your your
heads in the mental space you need to
and then we'll begin are you ready okay
three two one and let's begin there's
you're backing down are you you
challenged me to a duel of the wraps and
then you and then you [ __ ] out hey what
are you clothes
is he clothed court let's include would
do no one do you like
Claude more than me you have no other
you have no integrity you challenge me
to a duel and then you you just leave
you out no I'm done with you I'm done
here I've clearly proven that I am the
alpha male yes yes I'm feeling the speed
very nicely
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my name is Sebastien of course it's the
michaelis the Original Gangster you know
who it is baby
they say I live in the Phantomhive
swagger but no no no it's just a
Phantomhive Manor they say if my cat is
named Betty yes that's pretty sweaty I
know but she is it's T catty awesome
thingy I don't know what else to say
because Betty actually is kind of
annoying and clingy in her own way but I
don't care about that because she's
pretty rad got black stripes and all
that for a Tigers pretty deep though my
lane is Sebastian aroni but you already
know is because you're about to get mg
yes
drop the mic here we go scrub
you