Merry Christmas.
All right, Kym, what kind of craziness
do you have for me now?
Oh, nothing, just some fun stuff to get the audience all
ready for the holidays.
You guys ready?
So Ellen, I want to get us ready.
You need to be on this side of me?
No.
Well, maybe.
You know, we're family.
Maybe we'll spend Christmas together.
You just never know.
We're getting the tree ready.
Sometimes, you guys, it can get a little bit stressful.
You got the kids.
You got the cats.
You got the dogs.
Everyone's around the tree.
Look at these ornaments.
Aren't they lovely, you guys?
So pretty-- red, green, a little bit of white.
Here's a trick.
They're not just that, Ellen.
You know what they are?
They are called ornament shots.
And what you want to do, Ellen, is you just say, you know what,
little Sally?
Can you go over there and get the star for the tree?
It's down in the basement, in the closet.
And then you're just like, oh, a little tequila.
Did you want one, Ellen?
No, thank you.
Just one?
No, thank you.
Vodka?
No, thank you.
OK, never mind.
All right.
So fun, though.
Isn't that a great way?
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
OK, Feliz Navidad.
All right.
Now, next up, Ellen, you and I love sports.
Oh, all right.
Yes.
And you're into football.
I'm into football.
Yeah.
Super fun.
You're out at the game.
You guys, you're at the stadium and everything.
And Drew Brees is ready.
Yeah.
And you want a beer.
Drew Brees is ready.
Yeah.
And he's ready.
And you want a beer.
But oh, it's super cold.
Oh.
So you've got a mitten, Ellen.
And it's called the Beer Mitt.
Drew Brees makes a basket.
Oh, my gosh!
Let me put this in.
And then let's have a drink.
He doesn't-- he doesn't make a basket.
He doesn't play basketball.
I know.
But he-- yeah, when he does that, you know.
The hockey puck.
And then you just can go, mm, look at me.
Yeah.
Isn't that good?
Wouldn't it be better just to angle it towards you
so you didn't have to go all the way around?
You can tell.
I don't drink beer.
Or go to the football game.
OK.
Anyway, the next thing is you and I love art.
Yes.
And Portia loves art.
Yes.
Do you guys love art?
So I have the perfect gift for you to give to Portia.
Because it's a piece of art, which we all want to do.
And this is based on the very famous statue--
this is the truth, you guys-- in Brussels called Manneken Pis.
Manneken Pis.
You haven't heard of it, in Brussels?
Well, I've seen many things like this.
Yes, many.
Yes.
And it's actually very practical too.
Because you can-- oh--
dribble.
He dribbled a little bit.
But there you go.
Look at.
Oh, and there you go.
And then you can have a drink, and then you
can have your statue.
And then you can have a drink.
And then you can have your statue.
That is art.
Isn't that nice?
Yeah, that is.
Isn't that good, Ellen?
OK, so now I was thinking I love--
and I know you do too.
You're sitting by the fire.
You guys, it's really cold outside.
And you're by the fire, and you're all
nice and warm and cozy.
And you're like, you know what?
I don't want to get up and leave the fire
because it's so comfortable.
And I'm wrapped in a warm blanket.
But this is so cool, because this is--
I'm going to do it here so I don't
flash the audience, Ellen.
This is a blanket, but it's also like sweat pants.
So then you put it on.
And you've got like your pants on and everything.
And it's super fun.
Right.
Super easy.
Yep.
Super easy.
Ellen?
Yep.
Help me.
OK.
OK, and then--
Now what?
You put it on, you guys.
It's like, oh, look at me.
I'm wearing my sweat pants.
So fun.
But Ellen, it's a blanket.
It's a blanket.
And it has pants.
Ellen, you could brush your teeth.
You could brush your hair.
You could do everything.
And you're cozy.
So you can go get your tea or coffee.
Right.
So now the bad news is I got to get this off.
Oh, here.
So-- but now, you guys, you're going to your holiday parties.
You have a ton of holiday parties, I know.
Never invited.
But I want to be there.
So you guys, you're in your high heels-- now.
You know what?
Holiday parties, you're going to be standing forever.
And you're having your drinks and your appetizers
and everything.
Ladies, are you with me?
You're in your high heels for hours.
It's so uncomfortable.
Ellen, halfway through the party,
I have got to get comfortable.
So what you want to do is you want to take your heel off,
and you have a flat.
I just took my heel off.
Look, I got flat shoes.
So then you just walk around the party.
You're just like--
Ellen, super fun.
And I'm super comfy.
Yeah, you're going to get kicked out of parties with those.
You could dance and everything.
Yeah.
And then you just have your heel.
Yeah.
What do you do with the heel?
Put it in your purse or something.
You just can put it in your purse, or put it in there.
That's great.
Now Ellen, I feel like the best part-- there's one more--
I feel like the best part of the holidays
is, like, just having everything around that's holiday-ish.
Inflatables are a great thing.
I found the perfect inflatables.
Don't we all love inflatables?
For Ellen's house for the front door, or for any of us,
just a simple little thing.
Let me show you what they are.
Ellen, look.
Look at these.
Aren't they great?
So fun!
Look.
Aren't they adorable?
Don't you love them?
Super fun.
Right?
I love those.
For your house.
I think they're so fun.
OK, all right.
We're going to take a break.
And we'll be more with Kym after this.