♪♪
[old timey piano music]
Both: [in New York accents] ♪ We spread the news here, ♪
♪ we've got the facts. ♪
♪ We spread the truth here and we leave the truth intact. ♪
- Extra, extra, read all about it,
local boy saves a cat from a tree!
- Read all about it, read all about it,
pet cat rescued by young man!
- Ah man,
tell you what this story just ain't sellin.
- Ah, what are we supposed to do
with a cat stuck in a tree as our headline?
- Who knows.
- Sometimes, when a headline ain't sellin'
you gotta sell the headline.
Observe.
Tiny toddler wrangles ferocious animal
twenty feet in the air!
You won't believe what happens next.
[crowd ooh-ing]
♪♪
- ♪ We sell the news here and we watch the crowd react. ♪
- I say, what'd you just do?
- Why I sold the papers, see.
- Yeah but the-
the way that you did it was um, uh.
- Was kind of dishonest.
- Oh, okay.
Well, we only have one second to sell a headline,
sometimes you gotta say something juicy
to bait 'em in.
- Uh, right.
Uh, this just in!
Scientists discover vitamin C is in carrots.
- Who cares?
- Read all about it, read all about it!
Carrots are now found to help your eyesight!
- Boring!
- Shocking secrets
your doctors are not telling you!
- Our doctors are lyin' to us?
- Uh-huh.
- Ooh I'll take one.
- What's my dumb doctor know that I don't?
- Get me five for me family.
Crowd: ♪ We heard the news here, ♪
♪ we got the facts. ♪
♪ If you eat carrots then you won't get cataracts. ♪
- I'm sorry,
you're just exploiting their curiosity, clearly.
At least we give them the truth right out of the gate.
- Show 'em how it's done Tony.
- You got it.
Extra, extra,
Grover Cleveland signed new land treaty.
- So?
[audience laughing]
- Ten shocking facts about Grover Cleveland
you didn't know.
- Come on!
- Number nine will punch the skin off your face.
- Oh, I can't wait to read that.
- Can't wait to get the skin punched off my face.
- Tony, no!
He's just feeding you lies.
Remember who we are.
♪ We spread the news here. ♪
♪We tell the truth-- ♪
- Check this out!
Top four signs you might be dating a werewolf!
[crowd oohing]
- Check this out, studies show
that waking up early increases productivity.
[crowd booing]
- Studies show
that if you sleep in late you might be a genius!
Crowd: Yay!
♪ Are we a genius, are we the best, ♪
♪ we are a genius, ♪
♪ G-E-N-U-I-S-S. ♪
- There you go, all right.
Now you're gettin' it.
Watch this.
Extra, extra,
which Sherlock Holmes character are you?
Take this quiz to find out.
- Ooh, do me.
- Mm, you're Sherlock.
- Ah!
- My turn!
- Mm, you're also Sherlock.
- Please, please, please?
- You?
You're Sherlock.
[audience laughing]
Crowd: Wow, I'm a Sherlock,
how unique,
he's the main guy.
I feel great about myself now.
- That ain't even news.
Lemme tell you somethin'.
I've been sellin' papers here since I was a kid.
And I ain't never seen someone so dishonest
in all my life.
You might sell your juicy headlines
to every other half-wit this side of the Brooklyn Bridge
but I will never,
and I repeat never,
sell papers your way.
- Really?
'Cause who just sold all their papers?
- Extra, extra, top five ways
to find out how your dog really feels about you.
All: Yay!
♪ We sell the news here, ♪
♪ we blur the facts, ♪
♪ we rake in money 'cause we made the crowd react. ♪
[flashbulb photo]
[audience cheering]
- Extra, extra, read all about it!
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