Look at you.
Hey, Brian!
Is this yours?
You, you did all these?
They're amazing.
Wait, what does the dragon mean?
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
Finally! Let's go!
We've got to go meet Jono and Stevie at the whiskey bar down the street. They've got a glass that's shaped like Clint Eastwood's face!
More like his head.
[In a Clint Eastwood voice] Go ahead punk, make my hot toddy.
Wait. What the eff V? You're supposed to come to dinner with Rose and I tonight. Remember?
Shit, I-- I can't do either.
I have no plans all year and one night I triple book myself. Typical.
Sorry.
What are you doing?
[whispering] Pulling a Silent Brian.
I'm just saying you can actually learn something.
With this?
Yes.
This is a bunch of bull-crap written by a desk jockey who has never been in the field, Jenna.
I cannot believe I'm getting dinged for not reading the crap that you write.
Okay? Those who can't do, teach, Jenna.
And those who can't follow, fail, Andrew.
Alright. V can you, can you just solve something for us?
Okay, who would you rather learn Fixing from? Someone who's been in the field, alright, or a bunch of useless rules?
They're not rules! It's called a guideline.
Wait there's a handbook?
Ya there's a whole chapter called "Rules", Jenna.
Let me see.
See? You could all use a little help. Speaking of, V have you located your new assignment yet?
Silent Brian. He's my dragon I think.
Fire breathing Brian, that's cool.
Ya I haven't quite figured the connection part out yet. He's-- He's weird. Quiet. He wouldn't even talk to me.
Well maybe you should back off a bit, let him come to you.
Oh, V! In the handbook, there is a 10-point action plan, yup there, to help Fixers get results.
Point one is activation.
Okay you know what? You know what Jenna? Taking a page out of V's handbook here.
Why don't you just take these rules, right here, and shove em up your ass, okay?
Just shove em up your ass, staples and all.
Sorry.
That's insubordination, Andrew. You can expect another letter from HR in the morning.
And you can shove it wherever you wish.
I think she loves me.
Ya...don't you have a review coming up this week?
Ya. Yo! Jenna! I was just kidding about the book, I love it. I also love that blazer. Is that a new colour on you?
[Jenna] You're dead to me.
So, Brian.
Unlike me you actually seem to go home after work.
Where's home?
Any hobbies?
Romantic interests?
Big life changes?
Appointments.
I just-- I just figured since we're coworkers now we should get to know each other better. You know?
Sorry, I--
Wait don't-- I--
[with a sigh] That went well.
The guy is a ghost. I mean I even tried to follow him home and he managed to shake me off.
[Andrew on the phone] Trust me on this one V, you can't push too hard, you'll spook him.
Ugh, I suck at this. Why are things never easy for me.
[Andrew] Oh please, get over yourself. Look, I gotta go, I've got a pizza in the oven in the breakroom
My taste-buds are about to go on a trip to delicious tropical Hawaii
Pineapple and cheese? Gross.
[Andrew] You're gross.
Don't move, I have a gun.