♪ (ragtime music) ♪
♪ (serene music) ♪ (sheep bleating)
- (dad) Now, you put that under your pillow,
and the tooth fairy will leave you a penny.
- (laughs)
- (dad) There ain't no tooth fairy, idiot!
Now clean up that horse [bleep]! - (laughing)
- Oh, gross!
- (friend) Oh, hey, look! It's the ice!
Why's it so big? - High noon?
- (protagonist) It's actually really interesting how they do it.
(cord snaps)
(splat!) - Oh!
- Ew!
- (laughs uproariously)
- (protagonist) There are a million ways to die in the west--
outlaws, hungry animals, diseases.
You know cholera? - (friend) The black [bleep].
- (protagonist) The black [bleep]. - (chuckles)
- (dad farts) Ouch! That came out of my penis!
- (laughs) What?
- (pastor) I would like to welcome a new member to our community.
- Oh, she's in for a surprise.
- (woman) What's with this fair?
- (protagonist) Every year, people die.
- (woman) Really? - (photographer) Everybody hold still.
(flames roar, people scream) - (laughing)
- (man) Hold still! (gunshots)
- I love this town!
- (laughs) Why am I laughing?
- (outlaw) Somebody in this town is going to die.
- (protagonist) My god, somebody's gonna get [bleep] up.
- (chuckles)
- Is that what they call black humor, you guys?
- (woman) You're gonna be a real hero.
- (protagonist) I've actually never fired a gun before.
- Never fired a gun before. And he's in a Western?
(gunshot) - (laughs)
- (laughs)
- ♪ Sooner or later, you got to move ♪
- Oh my god, this is a pretty big cast.
- (friend) This is my first vagina.
- (prostitute) You've never seen one? - (friend) No.
- Oh my gosh.
- (prostitute) All right, you ready?
- (laughing) - (friend) It, uh--
It's that right there, right?
- (laughing) - (prostitute) Oh yeah, it's this.
It's, like, from here to here. - (friend) Oh.
- (prostitute) But that's just the outside. There's these folds.
- (friend) Okay, I'm gonna close the Bible now.
- Oh god!
- (singsong) Grandma's got her eyes shut!
- (woman) Watch and learn. (plate shatters)
(gunshot)
Oof! - (laughs)
- (sputters and laughs)
- (outlaw) You do have a death wish, do you?
- (protagonist) Oh, wait, wait, wait. Look at this.
Look at our shadows. - Oh!
- (laughs boisterously)
- Oh. - (protagonist) ...it's right, it's right, huh?
I'll give you a little tap on the hat when I'm good to go.
- This is much too grown-up for me.
(gunshots)
- (gruff announcer) A Million Ways to Die in the West.
- Who's thinking up this stuff?
(silence)
- (laughs in disbelief)
- Oh my goodness. I love the Wild West.
(movie reel clicks)
- (Finebros) So how does this movie look to you?
- It looks funny as hell.
- It's middle-school humor.
Body parts, poop.
- Our culture is getting close to smacking bottom.
Actually, a smack on the bottom
would probably be very good for our culture.
- I loved it! (laughs)
- It looks like a lot of fun to me.
I like the dark humor.
- I like it better than the ones you showed me before.
- (Finebros) What was the funniest part of the trailer to you?
- When it ended.
- (cracking up) Trying to shoot those bottles.
- When those two people who look like American Gothic
burst into flames.
I thought that was rather (cracks up) amusing.
- When she was lifting up her skirt and he was talking about
what folds and what folds and what is there.
I thought that was kinda cute.
- (Finebros) Was there anything you didn't like in the trailer?
- Not really.
- A little too erotic there, guys, with the shadow dancing.
You know what I'm saying?
- Some of the sexual stuff.
A woman's parts? Come on.
Are we leaving anything to the imagination?
- (Finebros) What do you think is the difference in comedies today
versus the way comedy was presented when you were younger?
- Well, the fact you can do all that and say all that and show all that.
- It's a little more violent.
But from what I saw, it's still a little bit of slapstick.
- In the old days, there was nothing like this.
Marilyn Monroe got in bed with somebody when I was a little kid,
and that was a big deal, right? And they didn't do nothing.
Which is crazy, you know, compared to now.
- Filthy humor is what the public seems to gravitate towards.
Anybody can be filthy.
I could sit here, strip my top off,
and probably have a lot of audience.
Not that they would be thrilled, but they'd be looking.
- (Finebros) Do you like Western films? - (laughing) Not really.
- In my age, we were brought up on Westerns.
- John Wayne movies.
- I liked Gunsmoke.
The Lone Ranger was-- I couldn't miss it.
- I wanted to be Dale Evans when I grew up.
That's what I wanted to do.
- (Finebros) Do you think this movie could be a classic Western?
- No, not even in the same realm.
- No! No, no. No, definitely not classic Western.
- (laughing) I don't think it's in the same category.
- I see it as a comedy, not a Western.
- (Finebros) So we're gonna now show you
some of the stars of the movie and talk about them.
- Okay.
- (Finebros) First is the star of the movie.
He's also the film's director. - He looks awfully young.
- I've seen him before. I don't know his name.
- I do remember him hosting the Oscars.
- Seth MacFarlane!
- (Finebros) He's most known for creating the cartoon show Family Guy.
- Oh, I watch Family Guy.
- And doesn't he do the voices too?
- He's so freaking talented.
I just think he's great.
- (Finebros) And then the love interest is this actress.
- I've seen her before. I don't remember her name.
- That's Charlize.
- (Finebros) Yes. - Theron, Ther-on, however you say it.
- "Smoking guns"? Yeah, she has a pair of 'em.
But I'm in love with her.
No, don't laugh. It's the real thing this time.
- (Finebros) You've said this many times before!
- I did?
- (Finebros) And then the villain. - I don't know him.
- Liam, um, what's-his-face.
- I like him in Taken.
- Taken!
1, 2, and 17!
- I was surprised to see him there.
Yeah, Schindler's List, yes. This?
- (Finebros) Lastly, we have the prostitute.
- Her face is familiar.
- You've got to admire her assets.
- Sarah Silver...burg. Sarah Silver...man.
- She was describing, uh, (chuckles)
her private parts to the guy.
- I'm in love, and it-- look-- it's the real thing this time.
I want you to know that. - (Finebros) Don!
You say this with every woman. - I know!
- (Finebros) So finally the most important question:
can you explain to us what this joke was?
- Uh, I'm not gonna explain that to you.
- Uh... (giggles)
- You know exactly what it is.
- It looks like he's performing fellatio.
- Ha ha ha, come on.
(chuckles)
Gettin' that nod of approval.
Somebody's slobbin' on Bob.
(laughter) (Finebros claps)
- (Southern accent) Now, thank y'all for comin' to the little rodeo
that we call Elders React.
- Let us know in the comments what movies we should react to next.
- See you soon.
- (imitates gunshots)
(blows twice)
See you, partner.